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Jasmin

Un-bloody-believable!!! Is it just me??!!

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As some of you may recall I am having a bumper year....it ain't getting better....
This year:

Total mal which I didn't pack. Had to land on the median strip of the freeway. YEP, Between the opposing lanes of traffic....on my reserve...

Broken ribs thanks darling Charlie, donated whilst hanging out at the DZ....

Liquid nitrogen and boobies should not mix....I ain't saying any more on that one....:o

Broken hand thanks to Obes's brother, who was too drunk to hold me after trying to put me over his shoulder...

Got hit by a car whilst jogging on a work trip in Melbourne (Australia).... bruised spleen, liver and pelvis and a trip to hospital for CT scans, x-rays and a couple of needle jabs to my posterior....

And to top it off...
Yesterday I got nicely electrocuted.

A furnace I was using decided to turn me into a human grounding plug...B|

I thank God for getting me through the rest of the crap I've had this year....but this is just seeming a little unfair!!!

Q. Has anyone else had a run like this, or am I just pissing someone off upstairs??!!:S:$


xj

"I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."

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gloom despair and agony on you...... "whoooaaaa" ....deep dark depression excessive misery...."whoooaaa" If it wernt fer bad luck you'd have no luck at all....."whooooaaaa" gloom despair and agony on you......:P

now...... if you actually know this song......you have reason enough to really be bummed out!!!!!

cheer up .....you could be dead:S.......and how much fun would that be?B|

Roy
Ps: Liquid nitrogen and boobies---could you expound upon this a bit?? I am dying of curiosity
They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

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I'm cheered
I'm just wondering if this is going to cut out sometime....its getting a little tiresome, you know?;)
I really shouldn't expand on this one other than
Liquid nitrogen + nipples =hurt
Even in summer....and especially when its on them unintentionally....
xj

"I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."

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sounds like hee haw to me! yes, i'[m aware that i'm dating myself, but in my defense, i spent most of my youth living in the sticks, and that was on one of the tv channels (we got two!) every saturday night.B|
"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
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My hobbies over the years have included:-
Climbing, canyoning, bushwalking, rock fishing, scuba diving, para-gliding, weight training, mountain biking, skiing, snow boarding, surfing, martial arts...
I was in Harare when they started killing all the white guys. I work in possibly the worst area in Sydney. I have been beat up, held up, spat on, chased by gang members but I have never sustained a serious injury. Touch Wood. (No pun intended)
You've just made me realize how lucky I have been.
I must be your karmic opposite.
Perhaps you got the brains and I got the heart.


P.S. Liquid nitrogen? Most chicks settle for wax.


"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
Edmund Burke (1729-1797)

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Q. Has anyone else had a run like this, or am I just pissing someone off upstairs??!!



Yeah I had a run like that. from the end of '97 through '99.

It unfortunately ended with me being put out of the sport a couple of years. :(

I am back now. I am still haveing some bad luck but I believ that things are about to turn around. :)
Laters,

KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!! B|
The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!

"HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!"
"Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

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Wow Jasmin.... I'm sorry you're having so much bad luck! Though, I don't think it's just you. I think a lot of people have had some really bad runs too. I know I have. Theres that old saying... "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger".

Hang in there. Things have got to look up at some point.

Bettina

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I understand how you're feelling, I have my little 'dark cloud' over my head too, got laid off, I got a little accident (and I have no insurance) and yesterday I got a letter with a LAWSUIT, an old credit card which I cancelled years ago, however, they say I still owe money.

Yup...that's my life. [:/]

At least there is place where we can vent a little.
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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

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Yesterday I got nicely electrocuted



i got electrecuted twice.

once while fixing a telephone line (note: don't put telephone lines in your mouth, the buzz goes straight to your brain...)
second time was while fixing a monitor, while it was plugged in...

some engineer i am B|
thinking back on it, i think i kinda enjoyed it... :S

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Liquid nitrogen and boobies


got some on my hand once in a lab, NOT FUN.
can only imagine how boobies react :o

O

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"Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero."

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Okay, I'm with ya girl. Here's my sum of shit.

Lab rat the first ten years of my life.

Electrocuted once (tv fell into a humidifier)

Given electroshock twice (I was 8)

Hit by a car three times (once on a bike, twice on rollerblades)

Out of my serious relationships (3 years and 1 year) both were done in by infidelity on their part,

Had to transfer to a community college cuz my grandparents (yes, plural) were both dying, and now I'm stuck there, with shitty credits cuz of moving.

I'm at this shitty job making shitty money.

Never lived up to anyone's expectations.

Not loved by anyone.

Not needed by anyone.

Lots of other stuff but I don't feel like putting them in. Anyway, life sucks ass, doesn't it?? The only thing I have is skydiving. Kinda ironic that the one thing that I love is the one thing that could kill me, isn't it??? :S

Wrong Way
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Sory to hear about your run of bad luck.B|:S But if you and the other two that said they had been electrocuted had actualy been electrcuted how did you type this? ;)you would be dead.That is being electrocuted you were merly shocked:P:P
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