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Why is it that I always have to pee after I'm geared up?[:/]



Your adrenal glands sit on top of your kidneys. When they start kicking in in anticipation you tend to feel as though you need to urinate. It happens to me in all manners of sporting events. Even after hundreds of wrestling matches I still get that feeling every single time.

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When you buy shoes, inside is a pack of moisture absorb..........why does it say..." do not eat "? has anyone ever bought a pair of shoes and said. "hey look.......snacks.....":P

Roy



Much like Bill Engvall, "Here's Your Sign"

"Look...a receiver and a pack of Chicklets! I got music and gum!" But you know someone had to do it, or there wouldn't be a warning!


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Blondes do have more fun!

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Riding my bike last night was a lot of fun. It was cool enough to wear all the gear and be comfortable, and the engine really likes the cooler air - feels like you gain 10 hp. Would have rode all night if not for this pesky thing called work.
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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