NoShitThereIWas 0 #1 September 17, 2003 Just wondering how many of you are good at doing many things at once? For example, this is a true story ... Back in 1975, there was a man driving irregularly on a freeway. A police officer pulled him over and noticed a strange looking animal in the front seat of the car near the driver. As he approached the vehicle the animal turned out to be a turkey. The man was having sexual intercourse with the turkey. What is the most difficult/bizzare/fun thing you have ever done behind the wheel? Anyone have any interesting behind the wheel stories?Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccordia 74 #2 September 17, 2003 Doing 120 km/h on the freeway on my motorcycle, with one glove in my mouth, and my hand fiddling around on the back of my backpack to press 'next track' on my protable CD player (skipping a song), or even unzipping the pocket and taking the player out to turn up the volume, and then putting my glove back on usualy gets strange looks...dunno why... When I ride along on the back of my dad's bike and I'm doing dummy-pulls and practicing tracking, turns, sideslipping and more with my arms and legs hanging out it's also a crowd-pleaser...JC FlyLikeBrick I'm an Athlete? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #3 September 17, 2003 Well, I'm sure lots of people do this so I wouldn't consider it to be difficult/bizzare, but it can be fun! I sometimes drive with my right knee. Only if I'm doing other things in the car; ya know? I won't do it driving really fast either~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MC208B 0 #4 September 17, 2003 I can fart and chew gum at the same time! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #5 September 17, 2003 Heard about this one on the radio the other day... BERLIN (Reuters) - German police have caught a man playing the flute with both hands as he sped through traffic at 130 kph (80 mph) on a busy highway. “He was leaning back in the seat and steering the car with his knees and feet,” said Johann Bohnert, a spokesman for police in the town of Traunstein near the Austrian border. “He looked like he’d had practice.” He now faces a fine of 50 euros (35.2 pounds). The 52-year-old from Salzburg in Austria, birthplace of Mozart, the composer whose works include the opera “The Magic Flute”, told police he was not actually blowing the instrument. “He said he was just practising fingerings,” said Bohnert."I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #6 September 17, 2003 QuoteWhat is the most difficult/bizzare/fun thing you have ever done behind the wheel? Anyone have any interesting behind the wheel stories? I'm a pretty straight forward driver... but when my boyfriend is driving us, especially on longer trips (like to the dz) he is often having to multi-task. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #7 September 17, 2003 When I'm driving, I'M DRIVING, no distractions, just to press the buttons on the pre-programmed radio stations or MP3 player, that's it.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #8 September 17, 2003 Every once in a while, if I'm on an open highway, no traffic, I like to put on my goggles and lean out the car window going 100mph, steering with my right leg. It takes some practice, but good fun I admit though, it's pretty stupid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #9 September 18, 2003 QuoteI can fart and chew gum at the same time! Let's hear it for MC208B!!! Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #10 September 18, 2003 This is why Jen needs a motorcycle ... Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 September 18, 2003 QuoteHeard about this one on the radio the other day... BERLIN (Reuters) - German police have caught a man playing the flute with both hands as he sped through traffic at 130 kph (80 mph) on a busy highway. “He was leaning back in the seat and steering the car with his knees and feet,” said Johann Bohnert, a spokesman for police in the town of Traunstein near the Austrian border. “He looked like he’d had practice.” He now faces a fine of 50 euros (35.2 pounds). The 52-year-old from Salzburg in Austria, birthplace of Mozart, the composer whose works include the opera “The Magic Flute”, told police he was not actually blowing the instrument. “He said he was just practising fingerings,” said Bohnert. I do shit like that alot. I play the harmonica sometimes when Im driving.( only when Im on a pretty empty road. I multitask quite a bit. at work 'specially. but when i play some tunes (sympathy for the devil--STONES) I play guitar sing and play the maraccas all at once its pretty dumb looking but I was tired of ppl being so afriad to have fun that I told then All hell if you wont sing back ups or maracas I will! shortly after that, they all felt buzzed enough to ease the fuck up and enjoy the tuneageMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #12 September 18, 2003 What is the most difficult/bizzare/fun thing you have ever done behind the wheel? Hmmmmmmmmm.........well I havent pissed my g/f off in a while........ sooooooo gotten road head on I-84 from portland Oregon to Richland Wa....(not that it lasted that long).......very lucky I didnt kill us with all them damned slow drivin Oregon drivers in the fast lane........ RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyAnt 0 #13 September 18, 2003 Shaging my girlfriend from behind (ya know romantic like) whilst driving a houseboat for the first time. At sunset. Dam it was good too. "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke (1729-1797) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #14 September 18, 2003 Answering the phone, writing messages, PW'ing, and compiling a labor budget...all at this very moment.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
