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CrazyIvan

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Dude - if I actually got all the money from all the Nigerian scams I've gotten over the years, I could seriously pay off all US government debt. And then some.

The last six months, they've been coming as "you've won some foreign lottery", or from other countries. Not surprising, since 411 scams are the 3rd largest source of income in Nigeria, so they must be duping a lot of people.

Here's a fun site where they try to scam the Nigerian scammers. :)
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That awesome!
(p.s. Step Mom at InterPol in Lyons,Fra. has it listed as a perpetual imbezzelment Op. to get people to give up Corp. bank Accts to depleat)
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CrazyIvan, while you are obviously the victim of a sick joke, I am actually going to be a millionaire. See, I recently won the lottery - jut got the email this morning. Now if I can only find that ticket ... :P

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FROM: THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
EL-GORDO PROMO LOTTERY.


REF NO. ATL/25041238013/03
BATCH: 26/00919/IPD


RE: LOTTERY WIN NOTIFICATION; FINAL NOTICE


We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 2nd of June 2003. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 20511465886-498 with serial number 3789-03 drew lucky numbers 7-14-17-23-31-32, which consequently won in the 2nd category. You have therefore been approved for lump sum pay out of US$1,250,000.00 in cash credited to file REF NO. ATL/25041238013/03. This is from total prize money of US$127,500,000.00 shared among the seventeen international winners in this category. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 100,000 company and 50,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every three-years.


Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program. We hope with a part of you prize, you will participate in our end of year high earn stakes US$1.3billion International Lottery.


To begin your claim, please contact your claim agent for due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice.


Name: MR. FRANK KOSTESKI
Company: Arnouts Treasure Lynex B.V.
E-mail: kosteski@atlx.net


Remember that all prize money must be claimed otherwise, the lottery funds will be returned as unclaimed.


NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every one of your correspondences with your agent. Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.


Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program.


N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to automatic disqualification and anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.


Sincerely yours,


MRS. MARIE NIKOLAIDIS
THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
El GORDO PROMO LOTTERY.


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