skydog 2 #1 September 14, 2003 Did a tandem today and our camera guy had a mal. So being the considerate soul I am I watched him land, miles away from the DZ, so I could send reinforcements to get him.... Thoughtfully my student said........ "Does that mean he wont be filming our landing?" gotta love 'em Any more classic quotes? BrynJourney not destination..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 5 #2 September 14, 2003 Two tandems students walk in to SDC and look at the nice pretty otters sitting in the hanger. One says to the other "Oh, I thought we were jumping from a big plane." I had to walk away before I said something stupid about "size doesn't matter" or something!Chris Schindler www.diverdriver.com ATP/D-19012 FB #4125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #3 September 14, 2003 QuoteAny more classic quotes? "how was that experience?" (after some thought) "...an orgasm in the sky" one other student said it was "tubeular" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
betzilla 56 #4 September 14, 2003 QuoteTwo tandems students walk in to SDC and look at the nice pretty otters sitting in the hanger. One says to the other "Oh, I thought we were jumping from a big plane." They probably thought they were going to land right beside the Sears tower, too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #5 September 14, 2003 QuoteI had to walk away before I said something stupid about "size doesn't matter" or something! That would be a stupid thing to say because we all secretly know that size does matter anyway! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #6 September 14, 2003 QuoteThat would be a stupid thing to say because we all secretly know that size does matter anyway! It's not nice to make fun of Dave's C-182. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattyBoy 0 #7 September 15, 2003 A DZ I used to jump at used hand-cams to film tandems...a lot of the comments immediately after opening were hilarious and ensured that they'd never be able to show them to their mums...eg. "F**King awesome man...better than E!" I may be gullible but at least I have a magic fish Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BBKid 0 #8 September 15, 2003 Heard about a tandem who, at 7000ft said "Can we go from here, so it won't hurt as much if the parachute doesn't open?" Hello there Bryn, it was good fun yesterday eh? Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #9 September 15, 2003 Quote That would be a stupid thing to say because we all secretly know that size does matter anyway! woo hooo!!!!!!!Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #10 September 15, 2003 QuoteI thought we were jumping from a big plane I know exactly what they mean. I didn't think an Otter was a big plane. I had a terrible fear of prop-driven aircraft. And now look at me. Maybe one day when you're old and feeble, they'll be flying you to altitude. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #11 September 15, 2003 Skymamma,,,,are you admitting to being a size queen ? tell us the truth lol wallysmile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
