pds 0 #1 September 13, 2003 you can see the bar from your bedroom window. off to get another double tanquerai tonic big squeeze lime.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 September 13, 2003 just to add ...your last name is Barr or Arnold. ( i just heard the phrase trailer trash and thought of rosanne)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #3 September 13, 2003 You know you are trailer trash when you can get the proprietor of the bar which sits 200 feet away to bring you a coctail to your trailer because you are too hungover to move. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GigaBuist 0 #4 September 13, 2003 My brother stuck a bug-zapper INSIDE his trailer for entertainment once. Apparently they make special indoor-friendly ones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 September 13, 2003 ...when your house has more wheels on it than your car. When the economy picks up around here, I'm going to get another car to put up on blocks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unlucky1 0 #6 September 13, 2003 You might be trailer trash.... when you mow the lawn, and you find a car. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflydrew 0 #7 September 13, 2003 ... when there's kid rock posters hanging from your awning... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflydrew 0 #8 September 13, 2003 I cheated and used google, but... You know you're trailer trash when the halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse... ...You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk... ...Anyone in your family ever died right after saying,"Hey watch this... ...One of your kids was born on a pool table... ...You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #9 September 14, 2003 You know you're Trailer Trash when... Tornado warnings don't make you worry about your windows going in - youre too busy learning to say "There's no place like home... There's no place like home" You are genuinely surprised that "incest" is a crime. You move to a state with only 5 letters in it's name to make the spelling easier. "Cop TV" is how you keep up with your family. You own more guns that your house has rooms. You can't move home 'til you pump up it's tyres. Your aunt is also you sister, wife, and niece. You find it perfectly reasonable to name your child after ALL the players in your favourite football / basketball / hockey team. You would follow the celebrity fashion of naming children after where they were conceived but the hospital won't allow first names like "Houston Cemetry", "Dumpster Behind Walmart", "Backseat Chevy", Earl's Wedding, etc... You have the 'phone number of the producer of the Jerry Springer Show. You find out that your wife's been having an affair with the same woman you're having an affair with - but that's allright. Your family weighs more than your house. You use Duct Tape for major building repairs. You think people who speak French ALL live in louisiana. You ascribe gross inbreeding habits to neighbouring states like Arkansas, Oklahoma & Louisiana. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
packaho 0 #10 September 14, 2003 haha no way! thomas actually did that!? or you mean thacker? but you are trailer trash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
