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Rules of life

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I figure everyone has rules they live by...

I set three this year:

1) relax
2) Have as much fun as possible
3) Don't get caught

Any more rules you guys live by?

Marz

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I've got my rules...

1. The woman is always right
2. The man is always wrong.
3. If the woman is right and the man is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding.
4. If Rule 4 applies, the man should apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
5. The man cannot know all the Rules.
6. The Rules are subject to change at any time.
7. The man is responsible for knowing all the Rules at all times.
8. If the woman suspects that the man knows the Rules, the Rules should be changed immediately.
9. The man should be held accountable for failure to know about the changes in the Rules.

Yes, there are more. But knowledge of these rules of life have kept me out of trouble...
:P


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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1) Smile
2) Dance with girls
3) Don't take anything seriously if it can be avoided
4) Careers are for people who're afraid of Life
5) The next person I meet might lead me to the best moments of my life
6) The fast life. Suck it up and follow through
7) Adversity is character building.
8) Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
9) Accept and be accepted. If others cannot accept, vote with yer legs
10) Find a few friends. Stick with 'em. The opinions of others matter not.

Basically how I live, even though it may sound pretentious..

Santa Von GrossenArsch
I only come in one flavour
ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

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Just last night I was betting on pool in a bar with a knife in my pocket.....hmmmmm.....



Those are just my big rules. I have big rules and little rules. I separate them by how much impact that I get from breaking the rule.

The little rules, everyone seems to agree on, but break when the mood strikes because there is so little downside. Thus, little rules are not worth mentioning and I refer to them as guidelines. B|

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Don't sweat the small things -- pet the sweaty things.

Shit happens. Keep moving.

I'd rather be remembered as an idiot than an asshole.

The good Lord keeps the animals and plants of the world alive; he'll do the same for me.

Life's too short for cheap beer.... unless you've already got 10 good ones in you.

No matter what you always have a choice. You just might not like all the options.

The Lord won't give you anything you can't handle. Sometimes I wish he didn't trust me so much though. (I think that's a Mother Theresa quote -- paraphrsed).

Nothing is guaranteed. Nothing.

Always ask yourself, "What will I regret more in 30 years? Doing this or not doing this?"

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Respect everyone's humanity
try to treat each person like an individual
Don't forget their name :S (that one's the hardest)

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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1. Be honest.
2. Be careful who you trust.
3. Be open minded and willing to learn/experience new things.
4. True friends are priceless;treat them as such.
5. Live and love openly,passionately and without regrets.You may get hurt, but its the only way to live life completely.


"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

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If you only have rules that are easy to follow, then what is there to work on?

I mean, I could say my rules are to be stunningly beautiful, insightful, and intelligent, but then where would the challenge be :D

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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I could say my rules are to be stunningly beautiful, insightful, and intelligent, but then where would the challenge be


Nope, too true.


VonSanta wrote, in response to remembering names...
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Re: [wmw999] Rules of life - NEW [In reply to] Quote | Reply

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I remeber their faces but not their names. Does that make me a bad person wmw99


No. But really, you should work on the name thing. I mean, it's wendy999...:S. It's refreshing to see such honesty in you, Santa...;)

Ciels-
Michele


~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

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