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Your 'perfect body'?

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I gotta big 'ol pot of 3 alarm chili sittin in the crockpot waiting for me to "fuel up" for all those plane rides tomorrow.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Just about any of the leanly muscular, but not emaciated women -- Linda Hamilton (in T2), Ripley in Aliens, or Angeline Jolie (although she's a little less practical-looking somehow).

But I'll live with what I have, and continue to get in better shape more slowly than I could. Oh well.

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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Arthur, I guess next itme she is out at Perris we will have to keep repeating it to her until she believes! BTW how is that new helmet treating you? Looks good in your avitar but I haven't seen you around since you got it. Has it been in free fall yet?



ya no kidding. Ya its been jumped four times. fits great, and its getting easier to get on my nogin.
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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I gotta a big ol' pot of 3 alarm chili sittin in the crockpot waiting for me to "fuel up for all those plane rides tomorrow.



*Diva makes mental note...never get on the same load as turtlespeed*!!:P
"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."


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*Diva makes mental note...never get on the same load as turtlespeed*!!:P



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STRIKE ONE!!:D



I don't have Chili everynight!
Gheeze. Beside, as good as i think i am, it don't stink no-way!:P
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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oh and Dom I'v tried to tell her but she just won't listen!!!



Sorry, Arthur and Dom, I m pretty mentally screwed with my body image. you are both nice-looking, by the way.

Anyway, Michele, does have the BEST personality. Hey, I also love your pale skin and long hair. It's really pretty. I hope that you are feeling better, too.

Rebecca, your eye alone is absolutely gorgeous...gosh, if I could have been born with those eyes. Anyway, I am positive that you are not a Flabbalanch! LOL! I understand about feeling fat as I also dated a swimmer/climber once who had a perfect body with broad shoulders and a tiny waist. He had like 3% body fat and was 32 years old. Now, he is more normal-looking with a little more fat, and HE loves that he is heavier and more normal. LOL!

Btw, I am VERY tanned for me right now, but, girlfriends, I naturally have PALE skin. You would be surprised. I will show you al one day. LOL! :$

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My ideal body would be the one that I had when I was in the Army. Running between 4-8 miles 5 days and all the other crazy shit they had us do. It brings a tear to my eye when I see the old pictures. 6'2ft 195lbs. defined but not bulky at all. Now I look in the mirror and...... Flabbalanche!:D:D
Dom


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Flabbalanch...is that oenomania?



I don't know what oenomania is (big to-do over wine?)

If you meant onomatopoeia, no, it's not. This is:
Flabalubbadub (the sound it makes when you unleash it from the confines of your clothing)

:D

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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:$ Thanks Rosa.

You know, I wouldn't mind the pale skin- it comes in handy around Halloween, and doctors have no problem finding my veins to draw blood (not that I draw blood often...), but I'd like the option.

Just once I'd like to go to the beach, lie down, flip a few times, and come home with a beautiful, golden-brown tan.

Oh well. At least I won't ever look like Magda from 'There's Something About Mary'...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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I came close to that when I was 18. From 15 to 18 years of age all I did was climb (even in the winter. Outdoor. In northern Sweden.). Was known as the Moneky (but got that name before I started climbing, prolly because of my looks B|).

It's doable. Just need to move from flat Denmark back to Sweden.

LOL it (the pic) makes ME feel like a fat arsed unfit son of a bitch couchpotato! I'm 5 10 140 pounds with not very much fat. Think he makes everyone look like an untrained git :)
So, you gonna climb El Cap with me then? We could BASE jump it when done...:P

Santa Von GrossenArsch
I only come in one flavour
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(the sound it makes when you unleash it from the confines of your clothing)


Mine just goes "plop".

Although, as I still can't land too well, I generally appreciate the added cushions and bumpers.;)

Thanks, Rosa. The hair just grows that way and I just dont bother going to a haircutter but twice a year to get the ends trimmed...but you wouldn't like to see how pale I am right now...pretty pasty and not healthy at all...but maybe soon that will change.

Ciels-
Michele


~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

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