vonSanta 0 #1 September 12, 2003 We all have varying views on beaty/functionality and so forth, as well as different physiques to work with. Given this, how would you have your body conditioned if you could take a pill and wake up with it being 'perfect' the next day? Me; I'm a skinny type who prefer functionality to aestethics. If it's functioning well I usually find it beautiful or appealing. My other passions in life are scuba diving and rock climbing. Hence, my ideal would be something like the pic attached. There you have strength, functionality and brutality all in one. That pic is just a distillation of coolness I'll have to hit the gym and walls for years for that to happen though. So, if you could change your body (within the limits of your own physique) to fit your ideals, what would it be like? Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 September 12, 2003 Attached? Where's the pic?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 September 12, 2003 That guy has no fat...only muscle. cool__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vonSanta 0 #4 September 12, 2003 Forgot to upload it, it's there now. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #5 September 12, 2003 Looks like a "ROCK" star! get it? rock...star..! har har Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #6 September 12, 2003 I think that his body is unbelieveable, although I prefer much broader shoulders and a small waist on a man. I used to climb, too, and it made my skinny body bulkier with all the muscle mass that I quickly acquired. I would have to climb much more for that kind of definition, although my back has always been somewhat defined. I am too curvy right now, but I would love to have the female version of that man's body. The problem is that I eat like a pig and rarely exercise, so having less fat and more muscle is highly unlikely for me at this time. Blah...I feel like a fat ass. Edited to add: OK, fine I NEVER exercise, and I know that technically I am not a "fat ass". I love that picture that you posted, but it makes me feel so out of shape. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #7 September 12, 2003 hehehehe LOL! You're funny!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #8 September 12, 2003 take that picture and make my chest and arms a little bigger and more defined. Also more defined abs. I like lean and toned as apposed to the bulky look.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #9 September 12, 2003 haha here's my hot ass Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #10 September 12, 2003 Uumm Viking??? Yummy....although you'd look even sexier if you were in the kitchen making a batch of lemon squares!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #11 September 12, 2003 Quoteif you could change your body (within the limits of your own physique) to fit your ideals, what would it be like? As a "fat ass"...I would change the following ~have everything inside working right ~Lose about 30-40 lbs. ~get a skin transplant I used to want to be blond, willowy, blue eyed and have chiseled features. Oh, fine, I wanted to be Barbie. I've become fine with the fact that this irish descended person just isn't Barbie...and honestly, if I could only change one thing, it would be the first that's noted. Now, if you asked the question "what would you change about your personality, what would it be", I could write about 5 pages on that alone (hey, maybe that's why you DIDN'T ask that! LOL!!!!!) Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #12 September 12, 2003 I'm right there with you, sistah. I would love a bod like Angelina Jolie's (who wouldn't, right?) I've got the rack part taken care of, but unfortunately the rest is little too flabalicious. Not to mention really pale. You know, I'd be happy with just really nice, non-blinding, tan skin... As for men, I actually like it when they have just a wee tiny bit of fat on them- in really good shape, but not superman shape. I went out with a guy who has very near the perfect body. I couldn't handle it, so I dumped him. edit: Hey Michele, Pale Irish-descended chicks rock!! QuoteNow, if you asked the question "what would you change about your personality, what would it be", I could write about 5 pages on that alone (hey, maybe that's why you DIDN'T ask that! LOL!!!!!) BWAHAHAHAhahahaha!!! Ahhh jeez, you crack me up! Change your personality, pshah, good one! If we did a best personality poll, I'd put money on you. Silly. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #13 September 12, 2003 QuoteI went out with a guy who has very near the perfect body...so I dumped him. I will never understand women.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marz 0 #14 September 12, 2003 My good friend Adrian is cut like that except with broader shoulders. He guided in British Columbia for a year. He works at a rock gym and he's a mad climber! I got pretty cut over the winter last year (nowhere near like he pic though) but I lost it all when I got sick this year... I hope to start hitting the walls again soon... Marz _________________________________________ Did I just kill another thread? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 September 12, 2003 QuoteQuoteif you could change your body (within the limits of your own physique) to fit your ideals, what would it be like? As a "fat ass"...I would change the following ~have everything inside working right ~Lose about 30-40 lbs. ~get a skin transplant I used to want to be blond, willowy, blue eyed and have chiseled features. Oh, fine, I wanted to be Barbie. I've become fine with the fact that this irish descended person just isn't Barbie...and honestly, if I could only change one thing, it would be the first that's noted. Now, if you asked the question "what would you change about your personality, what would it be", I could write about 5 pages on that alone (hey, maybe that's why you DIDN'T ask that! LOL!!!!!) Ciels- Michele You mean you wanted to look like this?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #16 September 12, 2003 I have seen you in person and I'm telling you, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR BODY! Your HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #17 September 12, 2003 QuoteUumm Viking??? Yummy....although you'd look even sexier if you were in the kitchen making a batch of lemon squares!! LOL well i'm moving up to cakes now.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #18 September 12, 2003 QuoteQuoteI went out with a guy who has very near the perfect body...so I dumped him. I will never understand women. Dude- I couldn't deal with the jealousy. I'd catch a glimpse of his perfectly cut abs and dread ever taking my shirt off!! Flabbalanch! So, imperfection is actually a good thing sometimes... good thing for me! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 September 12, 2003 QuoteQuoteUumm Viking??? Yummy....although you'd look even sexier if you were in the kitchen making a batch of lemon squares!! LOL well i'm moving up to cakes now. *Whispers* Hey, Viking...I know the recipe for chocholate covered pecan toffeeI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #20 September 12, 2003 Actually, Bruce Lee had the body I'd like to have - Not too skinny and very well proportioned and defined. Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #21 September 12, 2003 flabbalanch took me a couple times to realize what you were trying to say lol. oh and Dom I'v tried to tell her but she just won't listen!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #22 September 12, 2003 Flabbalanch! _____________________________________________________ Good word! You should put that in the urban dictionary!Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #23 September 12, 2003 QuoteI know the recipe for chocolate covered pecan toffee How you doin'?!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #24 September 12, 2003 QuoteFlabbalanch! _____________________________________________________ Good word! You should put that in the urban dictionary! I'm pretty sure it's there... much as I'd like to take credit, I didn't make that word up! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #25 September 12, 2003 women are sooo fickle "Oh look he cooks better food!!"I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
