Vallerina 2 #1 September 12, 2003 that I flushed my keycard down the toilet on accident, and I need a new one now? Right after I flushed, the clip came off my pants, and there went my keycard swirling its way down the drain.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #2 September 12, 2003 hahaha. oops! i lost mine once and they replaced it for free but said the next one i would be charger $15 for! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #3 September 12, 2003 I'd got with "My dog ate it" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #4 September 12, 2003 Tell your boss the dog ate it... OR you can say that you used it to practice your cutaway procedures so that you had something to do while you were in the bathroom, and unfortunately, during the practice run, you lost your cutaway handle. ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #5 September 12, 2003 where a v-neck and make sure you're sitting and he's standing when you tell him. You could probably say anything that way and won't have a problem Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #6 September 12, 2003 I have almost done that a number of time. Almost, but never actually hit the jackpot. Funny to hear someone did. She shoots, she scores! I would go with the dog ate it or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #7 September 12, 2003 i can almost promise you will get the most mileage out of telling him the story. lol. im sure of it.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeaKev 0 #8 September 12, 2003 Chances are the keycard is still in the toilet. Get ready for the dreaded overflowing commode in the near future! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #9 September 12, 2003 Quotethat I flushed my keycard down the toilet on accident, and I need a new one now? Right after I flushed, the clip came off my pants, and there went my keycard swirling its way down the drain. The answer depends on what kinda guy your boss is. If he is pretty cool or has a sense of humor, just tell him the truth. If he is a bastard, then make up a story thats so absurd that it MUST be true :-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #10 September 12, 2003 good point...best to tell the truth. Otherwise when the plumber comes to fish it out because the pots broken.....Lucy, you got some splainen' to do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #11 September 12, 2003 OMG! Are you serious? That's tooo funny! Just tell your boss the truth & I'm sure it won't be a problem getting a new one pronto! It will be something you can laugh about all day & will make Friday fly by fast!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #12 September 12, 2003 and all of my coworkers. They all think it's pretty funny, but the joke's on them. I decided to not tell them which toilet it fell into. If they clog it up and get a keycard as a surprise, it's not my fault! (That'll teach them to laugh at me!) My boss laughed (at me) and referred me to the lady who hands out keycards. I told her my sob story, she laughed (at me), and she told me she'd get me a new one. I don't have to pay for the new one given the circumstances (I didn't lose it. I know where it's at.) QuoteShe shoots, she scores! That made me laugh! It all moved by in slow-motion. I felt the clip come loose. I saw the keycard go straight for the center of the already flushing toilet. I saw it float around in there for awhile. Nobody here trusts me with anything now, since they think I'll flush it down a toilet.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #13 September 12, 2003 Like kids, huh? *flush* *giggling* --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smooth 0 #14 September 12, 2003 Quote . . . My boss laughed (at me) and referred me to the lady who hands out keycards. I told her my sob story, she laughed (at me) . . . Taking this opportunity to laugh (at you) Hope you have a good weekend!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #15 September 12, 2003 QuoteNobody here trusts me with anything now, since they think I'll flush it down a toilet. See, thats why I want to take away your beer... you'd just flush it down anyway....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #16 September 12, 2003 Don't we all? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #17 September 12, 2003 That is the lesson you learn about attaching things to your belt or pants. It could have been worse. One time I was utilizing the toilet while at Dril and my room key went into the toilet. I had to do the dreaded reach for it. My bud was giving me shit about never shaking my hand again so I used my left hand. Even when it is your own it is disgusting. YUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least everyone thought it was funny and all they will do is give you shit. It lightened up the day in the office. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #18 September 12, 2003 QuoteNobody here trusts me with anything now, since they think I'll flush it down a toilet. BONUS! That just means less work, since they won't trust you to bring it back dry(or back at all)! Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #19 September 12, 2003 QuoteI was utilizing the toilet QuoteMy bud was giving me shit Quoteall they will do is give you shit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #20 September 12, 2003 QuoteSee, thats why I want to take away your beer... you'd just flush it down anyway.... QuoteDon't we all? And, never try to take my beer....otherwise, I may try to flush you down the toilet next! QuoteHope you have a good weekend!! You, too, Smooth! But, the weather is going to suck, and I'm going to mope. QuoteThat is the lesson you learn about attaching things to your belt or pants. The word around the office is that they're going to buy me a wallet. I still don't have a new keycard. I wonder if they're busy putting an inflatable thing around my new one?There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdog 0 #21 September 12, 2003 Weird guy at our office told us he dropped his work pager into the toilet after an incident of diarrhea. He went ahead and reached in and grabbed it. Now if we loose a work pager, we don't have to pay for it. So I am thinking he must have dropped it in his home toilet, and did not want to destroy his plumbing.... no he dropped it in the Wal-mart toilet! I would have just flushed it and left. His reasoning was that if our company returns a broken pager they are not charged, but if the pager is lost the company must pay for a new one. So he returned the poop marinated pager to security in exchange for a new one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #22 September 12, 2003 QuoteWeird guy at our office told us he dropped his work pager into the toilet Haha! I know a guy that tried to convince his work that his pager just had water spilled on it, when it was obviously completely submerged. He tells everyone else that someone put it in a glass of water.... I think he was just too embarassed to admit that he dropped it in the crapper and fished it back out! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #23 September 12, 2003 LMAO...I dropped a cell phone in the toilet just walking by one day. Of course I was drunk at the time. Thankfully nobody had used it when I dropped the thing. I left it anyway.....YUCK. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #24 September 12, 2003 QuoteI dropped a cell phone in the toilet just walking by one day Lisa, you must have been really drunk if toilets were just walking by.... Did a urinal jog and waved too?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #25 September 12, 2003 I too have dropped my cell phone in the toilet. Just as I was flushing, there it went. But I dove in after it. I know, YUCK for me. Funny thing is the cell phone still worked. That is till I dropped it again, not in the toilet this time, and had to get it replace. Good thing, cause I hated using the cell phone after fishing it out of the toiletMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
