These are great...

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And for the record I like
"Don't make me cum down there"
God

That's cuz Jim is always telling you that and you think he is such a God so it's a familiarity thing...

BTW.. i think this thread is going to catch fire and burn.. like in hell

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That's cuz Jim is always telling you that and you think he is such a God so it's a familiarity thing...

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If you guys aren't going to be "making it" tonight... what's with all the licking and "O" faces?

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oh sorry, I thought I made it clear. Jim and I will be spending some quality time together tonight getting re-acquainted with each others private parts....

You see, god gave us these natural urges to make sweet love down by the fire so we're doing gods will....

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huh!!! but you guys ain't married.. that's um.. adultery..

so... are you gonna get all FREAKY??



Can i bring a friend over and we'll play monkeys see, monkeys do? We'll you still be up after the night jumps?

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huh!!! but you guys ain't married.. that's um.. adultery.. so... are you gonna get all FREAKY?? ***
How dare you personally attack me like that. I have a right to get all Freaky if I want to get all freaky.. Not that I am a Freak per say but the option to be one is mine alone. It states in the Book Of Freaks that thou shall not point out other freaks freakyness unless otherwise freaked.

***Can i bring a friend over and we'll play monkeys see, monkeys do? We'll you still be up after the night jumps?

You calling me a monkey? Isn't that a personal attack?


Although Jim will still be "UP" we will not be entertaining anyone but ourselves...

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You calling me a monkey? Isn't that a personal attack?

hmmm.. not really.. in this case it's a good thing to be all "animal"

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Although Jim will still be "UP" we will not be entertaining anyone but ourselves...

Dammit! Can I at least stop by and get the little Irish girl outta the guest room closet? Or are you guys keeping her to yourselves again?

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Everytime I drive to zhills I am confronted by 2 billboards saying 'Jesus Saves--Accept Him'
and the like.

So let's see 'Accept Him' OR...? Fill in the blank....
accept Him or GO TO THE HELLFIRE TORMENTS OF ETERNAL DAMNATION!!!

I don't buy that, as I don't buy GWBush's comment that 'We are all SINNERS!' (who do you mean by 'we', whiteman? as Tonto once said)

That aint MY religion, friend! While I enjoy the humor behind the post's billboards, I detest the history of death and destruction caused by this attitude. "MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY" to hell???

I am reading a very scary book called "constantines sword" by a former catholic priest. It is the history of anti-jewish and anti semiticism from the death of christ to today....my blood boils at the crimes committed in the name of GOD, of any religion!

PS while those sitting in church on sunday are looking at heaven and praying, I am up skyflying in heaven and playing!!

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Chop, look me in the eyes and repeat after me

"THERE WAS NO IRISH GIRL"

If you can't "remember" that how will we ever convince the police?

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Chop, look me in the eyes and repeat after me

"THERE WAS NO IRISH GIRL"

If you can't "remember" that how will we ever convince the police?

Shannon... you know i can't look you in the eyes... not unless you start wearing a big old mumu or sumptin to cover up those boobies! Oh... jim's a lucky man.. So.. tell me.. does he get to.. uh.. you know?

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all the problems we are having in the world these days with terrorists are because of religion...isn't the muslim religion a branch of judao/christian? it seems lately that the christians and jews have got along fairly well in the last 100 years or so..the christians are even putting up a better fight over the 10 commandments than the jewish folks in Alabama(?)...anyway....the way i see it GOD came to man in a image he could understand..it just so happens that the most popular version is the medditeranean version...if you look at all the religions that speak of love and peace they all have the same theme....one supreme being and a bunch of lesser beings doing his bidding Romans and Greeks had zeus and all the lesser gods, jews/christians/muslims...have GOD and all his angels/profits, the american indians have the Great Spirit, with lesser spirits for everyone and everything...its all the same...just the people who spread the message/dreams/visions had to explain it in a way that culture would understand...bottom line is we all share the same dream...now lets move on from there

I am the light my son...What you seek is fire

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does he got to what? Wear the rubber ball gaggy thing? I only make him wear that when he's been bad.

Oh hey are you done with the leather chair swing we bought from that girl on Ebay? You know, the one with the giant pneumatic drilldo attached?

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I don't have any issue with this other than it is annoying and perfectly good advertising could go up on those billboards to stimulate sales in something commercial and constructive to the economy.

Maybe we could get those pesky "penis enlargement" emails off the internet. On a 40-foot billboard though, there would have to be a disclaimer "Actual size is smaller than pictured above"

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Oh hey are you done with the leather chair swing we bought from that girl on Ebay? You know, the one with the giant pneumatic drilldo attached?

How thoughtless of me.. I guess you were missing it when Jim was out of town for 10 days?

But.. ummm... that disappeared after the naked hot-tub portion of Bonnie's birthday party.. I'll check Alana's room but remember the girls with the bodacious tatas from Sacramento? They were really enjoying that thing.. We may have to go to Lodi to recover it..

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Don't lie. You know you have it hung up in your room for those lonely nights...

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I don't have any issue with this other than it is annoying and perfectly good advertising could go up on those billboards to stimulate sales in something commercial and constructive to the economy.

I HEAR WHAT YOU"RE SAYING!~ DRINK PEPSI!~ It was just a suggestion, I don't believe that you have to believe in Pepsi, just cuz I believe in Pepsi! HA!

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Don't lie. You know you have it hung up in your room for those lonely nights...

OK, Ok... I admit it.. I still had it.. til this morning.. but I gotta tell you... Jim hasn't really been in Philly.. he's been making moaning noises in that goddamn leather hanging chair thing for the last 10 days.. Thank God he finally went home.. and took it with him.. Please don't killl me.. he made me lie for him..

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Or if there was a sign saying:

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All infidels must die.
-Allah

Interesting quote that you chose. Yes, I would be offended by any billboard that advocates killing.

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wonder if people would be this upset if it was a different religious group, besides Christians, doing this? What if it was a Hindu group? If anyone said anything against them, then the media and public would label them as discriminating? Although I'm not a religous person, it bugs me that it is seemingly OK to discriminate against Christian groups.

Trust me, I'm more insulted by the Nation of Islam guys down at the train station with bull horns every friday night. At least this is passive. And some of them are kind of funny.

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You sick bastard. How dare you imply that my sweet loving boyfriend would lie to me. I happen to know for a fact he was in Philly cause he brought me home a cheese steak sandwich.

um..... I think it's cheese.

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um..... I think it's cheese.

uhhh.. uh oh... better check on the Irish girl... I noticed something oozing last time i used her.. hopefully he hasn't mistaken that for a condiment dispenser

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"THERE IS NO IRISH GIRL"

how many times do I have to tell you that?

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so.. why does the closet smell like that? is it from all those dead kittens?

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mommy, where's fluffy?

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i think jim knows where to find fluffy.. unless you waxed that thang again!!

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