happythoughts 0 #26 September 8, 2003 Quotepee on it once......that will end!!!! That won't help. Women never sit on the seat. They hover at a height of 3 inches over the seat. Then, because of their gender-designed inaccuracy, they whizz all over the seat anyway. Ever heard that little helicopter-buzz sound coming from behind the door at the dz? Of course, then they blame it on the men. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #27 September 8, 2003 Not all women are sloppy beasts. I have known all sorts rather well. There are different varietals. 1) Impeccably organized and sanitary. This is the preferred type. Indeed, I am a slob, and being with one helps me maintain my home organization. But this one also keeps the place free of buildups of germs. 2) Impeccably organized and unhygienic. This is the worst. Due to the organizational nature, this one appears to keep a clean pad. Nevertheless, the sheets are old and unchanged, hiding a veritable petri dish of pestilence within the outwardly tidy appearance. The dishes, neatly stacked and organized, contain remnants of food matter (typically pasta or vegetables). This false sense of security leads to gastrointenistinal suffering, and is unpleasant. 3) Sloppy yet sanitary: This is the unorganized slob who, nevertheless, cannot tolerate a foul smell or any foreign substance on the ill-organized things. This one may be dusty in places, but you know the dishes are clean and the bathroom is healthy, despite the towels hanging on the rack and the stuffed medicine cabinet. 4) Sloppy and unsanitary. These appear to be the primary subjects. They maintain a wreck, and litter the residence with sanitary napkins, facial tissue, and other stinky things. These are the type with rat-sized dogs, who can be counted on to move all items sufficiently dirty outside for burial. Panties, socks, used condoms, and the occasional empty Haagen Daaz container will be dug up by a future archaeologist, revealing the worst of modern society. However, the musty smell of mildew serves as a warnign to those who will enter. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiverRick 0 #28 September 8, 2003 QuoteQuotepee on it once......that will end!!!! That won't help. Women never sit on the seat. They hover at a height of 3 inches over the seat. Then, because of their gender-designed inaccuracy, they whizz all over the seat anyway. Ever heard that little helicopter-buzz sound coming from behind the door at the dz? Of course, then they blame it on the men. If they are going to hover anyway they should lift the seat. never pull low......unless you are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #29 September 9, 2003 QuoteIf they are going to hover anyway they should lift the seat. It's the germs thing. They don't want to touch the seat with their fingers either, that is why they mess it up and then demand that men lift it. The other case is the "nesters". They use up all the toilet paper building a "nest" to park on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #30 September 9, 2003 QuoteI cannot say I wasn't warned. I chose to remain in blissful denial. The fact is now very clear. Living with girls redefines any predetermined notions of messiness. They are filthy beasts.... Ha ha ha I have a simple solution for you. Are you cute? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #31 September 9, 2003 Hey, man, that is messed up! ! You know, it is possible to not fit into one particular catagory. My house is generally clean, but cluttered with paperwork, though my temporary roommates are making the clean part harder to maintain... prior to that, I found that absence promoted cleanliness:p I love to come home to a clean house. My car is a wreck filled with school papers and receipts. I have one of those small rat-sized dogs. I do not know anyone who burys things in the backyard, though I have been known to throw out perfectly good dishes that are discovered in the fridge since i'd rather not know what is in them. And, I most certainly sit on the toilet seat in my own home. (Of course I am not going to sit on a public toilet seat, eeww). If you cannot aim w/in the bounds of the seat, lift it up, and don't forget to put it back down cuz if I wake up to pee in the middle of the night and fall in, you're really gonna hear it! Most of the men i've dated have not painted the best picture for you all, either, btw. Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #32 September 9, 2003 I think your problem is you are living with "girls". I have found that when they become women they are very tidy and quite pleasant to live with.My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #33 September 9, 2003 QuoteQuoteI think your problem is you are living with "girls". I have found that when they become women they are very tidy and quite pleasant to live with. Thank you.... most of us to make an effort to be clean. And because of you're redemption of Men... I will not make all the come-backs that were building in my mind. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
