If you though THROWING firecrackers was stupid....

[juanesky 0]

Did u get Michele's writing?

"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

[Rebecca 0]

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Did anyone ever hear the urban legend about the guy who was trying to light his own fart, only it got half-way out, and in the excitement, he kinda sucked it back in- AFTER he'd lit it?

Ew. Guys are so stupid sometimes. Really. How many women do you hear of doing shit like this? Not many.

Just last week a woman called Howard Stern and told him about burning off her pubes while trying to light her fart.

Nice. A paragon of our species. Oh well, at least she didn't set her whole ass on fire.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[Push 0]

I shudder to ask, but how do you burn off the pubes, which are in the front, by lighting a fart, which comes out the back?

-- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo
Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

[PhillyKev 0]

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I shudder to ask, but how do you burn off the pubes, which are in the front, by lighting a fart, which comes out the back?

fireball and ass hair

[Rebecca 0]

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I shudder to ask, but how do you burn off the pubes, which are in the front, by lighting a fart, which comes out the back?

OK, see, it works like this: You lie on your back, with your feet up and lean between them to light, so the flame is going up towards the pubic area... it's usually best to wear clothing to provide a layer between your skin and the fire...

I've never done that. Seriously you guys.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[firediver 0]

You mean you can't snort wasabi?

[Push 0]

Sorry, I just can't imagine it, could you demonstrate?

-- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo
Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

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Sorry, I just can't imagine it, could you demonstrate?

Um, no, no I couldn't.

But I have a friend who could! Want me to ask him? That's who I saw do it- I crashed on his couch after a long night of drinking and the next morning, he was sitting on the floor in front of me, in position, called my name to wake me, and lit a fart. It was the first thing I saw. Never before or since have I woken up laughing.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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I shudder to ask, but how do you burn off the pubes, which are in the front, by lighting a fart, which comes out the back?

Ewwww..... think Silent But Deadly....just a slow seaper...

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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[Push 0]

Oh wow. Now there's a mental image I just didn't need.

-- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo
Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

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Oh wow. Now there's a mental image I just didn't need.

Heh heh heh.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?