Deuce 1 #1 September 5, 2003 http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_816233.html?menu=news.latestheadlines Holy Cow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #2 September 5, 2003 Sounds like an excellent Darwin candidate!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #3 September 5, 2003 I guess he misunderstood "jackass." He must have thought is was "jacked ass." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #4 September 5, 2003 Quotehttp://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_816233.html?menu=news.latestheadlines Holy Cow. OW!! OW!! OW!!! oh, man, ungh....OW!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #5 September 5, 2003 Hey, at least he didn't try snorting wasabi, otherwise we could be reading a Darwin award. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canuck278 0 #6 September 5, 2003 yup, it's called natural selection Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #7 September 5, 2003 Now he's just a Jack, because now he has NO ass __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #8 September 5, 2003 But the firecracker warning said "do not hold in hand" it didn't mention anything about not sticking it in my ass! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #9 September 5, 2003 QuoteBut the firecracker warning said "do not hold in hand" it didn't mention anything about not sticking it in my ass! I smell a LAWSUIT. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #10 September 5, 2003 I think there is something other than a lawsuit you smell:) and they blame this stuff on a movie....just admit that the dumbass who did it needs to be omitted form the gene pool and that was natures way of telling others that. -yoshi_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #11 September 5, 2003 That would truly make him a flaming asshole! -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #12 September 5, 2003 QuoteHey, at least he didn't try snorting wasabi, otherwise we could be reading a Darwin award. You mean you can't snort wasabi? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #13 September 5, 2003 Quote"By virtue of the fact that the explosion was confined in an upward direction, it went up into his pelvis, blasted a great hole in the pelvis, ruptured the urethra, injured muscles in the floor of the pelvis which rendered him incontinent. His pelvis was also fractured." Just how big would this "FireCracker" have to be? An M-40 or black cat that they let us play around with wouldn't do that, would it?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #14 September 5, 2003 Quoteyup, it's called natural selection yup, he didn't take himself out of the gene pool, but he won't be adding to it at any point in the future either. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #15 September 5, 2003 Quoteand they blame this stuff on a movie....just admit that the dumbass who did it needs to be omitted form the gene pool and that was natures way of telling others that. i agree with you! hey... people love to place blame on other people / things, instead of taking responsability for being an idiot. hope he's sterile. what a tool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #16 September 5, 2003 QuoteI smell a LAWSUIT."So what is it you do for a living?" "Well, you see, I look for products that don't explicitly suggest against putting them in your ass, and then I go ahead and do it. Then I sue the company that made the product for damages." "I see, so what kinds of products do you target?" "Explosives mainly, they generally have the best payout. But I also use office supplies, baked goods, and really any number of things from the local hardware store." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #17 September 5, 2003 QuoteQuoteBut the firecracker warning said "do not hold in hand" it didn't mention anything about not sticking it in my ass! I smell a LAWSUIT. I smell burned ass... He will need an astronaut suit so he can go... for a long while."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #18 September 5, 2003 BWAhahaha!! Ah jeez! I'm cryin' from laughin' so hard! Good one! Did anyone ever hear the urban legend about the guy who was trying to light his own fart, only it got half-way out, and in the excitement, he kinda sucked it back in- AFTER he'd lit it? Ew. Guys are so stupid sometimes. Really. How many women do you hear of doing shit like this? Not many. (Please don't flame me. I'm not trying to start a gender war. Just an observation. ) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #19 September 5, 2003 Quoteyup, it's called natural selection Read sig...it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #20 September 5, 2003 QuoteQuoteyup, it's called natural selection Read sig...The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? Genius. Like which ones? I can think of a few: WARNING: Do not use hair dryer in bathtub WARNING: Coffee is extremely hot! WARNING: Superman costume will not enable wearer to fly and so on... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #21 September 5, 2003 How about WARNING: Severe injury or death may result from inserting product in rectum. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #22 September 5, 2003 Actually, it was his audition for the spinoff called "Dumbass". He made the cut."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #23 September 5, 2003 Warning: do not stand near flame or intentionally light fuse after rectal insertion.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #24 September 5, 2003 Since they DIDN'T have that on the firecracker, the world has been spared this moron's progeny. I think the manufacturer deserves our thanks, frankly. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #25 September 5, 2003 QuoteDid anyone ever hear the urban legend about the guy who was trying to light his own fart, only it got half-way out, and in the excitement, he kinda sucked it back in- AFTER he'd lit it? Ew. Guys are so stupid sometimes. Really. How many women do you hear of doing shit like this? Not many. Just last week a woman called Howard Stern and told him about burning off her pubes while trying to light her fart. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
