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CrazyIvan

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Even the hall monitor is to whisper...



whispering and nudging hookitt in the ribs....but the other night over IM, you told me I was special! ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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special yes.... but shut up! *he says quietly



You're just saying that so I'll spank you...I know your kind. :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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*lurch shows up out of nowhere carrying a heavy package of some sort and sets it down in the middle of the thread. Opening the box he produces a small portable tactical nuclear weapon, about 50 kilotons yield, give or take a bit. Setting it down next to the box he sets the timer for 30 seconds and hits a button marked "engage". Stands there looking around the thread smirking for about 25 seconds then wanders off the thread into the cybernothing, leaving the problem for the local inhabitants to deal with. He never says a word during the entire operation.*
Live and learn... or die, and teach by example.

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*lurch produces a small portable tactical nuclear weapon, about 50 kilotons yield, give or take a bit. Setting it down next to the box he sets the timer for 30 seconds and hits a button marked "engage". then wanders off the thread into the cybernothing, leaving the problem for the local inhabitants to deal with.*



chopchop calmly walks over to the weapon and smacks it with his peepee effectively saving the thread and everyone in it. He now has an owie on his peepee that needs some female medical attention... :P
chopchop
gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking..

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He now has an owie on his peepee that needs some female medical attention...



Gosh, where you gonna find something like that at this time of night? Oh wait...you're pretty close to Orange Blossom Trail down there, right? ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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[whispering] Would you please keep it low?



Sheez, another one. Greenie status doesn't get me very far these days. Ok, Ok, I'll be quiet....or else lock the thread, one or the other. Hmmm...what to do, what to do.... ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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