TheShrubber 0 #1 August 31, 2003 A Fellow sky driver and I went to a titty Bar about a half mile away from our drop zone. I bought him a lap dance from the best looking girl in the place. So what does he do for me? Gets me a nasty old lady for a lap dance. She had so much makeup on she looked like a clown. I can't believe he would do that to a fellow sky driver. What should I do about this? Does anyone have any rules about lap dances and revenge? The worst part is its raining today so we can't jump. I am bored so I am posting this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #2 August 31, 2003 I think thats hilarious. Of course you must have your revenge, but still you have to admit its funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #3 August 31, 2003 Send him a male stripper!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #4 August 31, 2003 ..or send him a transvestite stripper. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #5 August 31, 2003 Quote..or send him a transvestite stripper. And make sure he's old, fat, ugly AND made up like a clown - a big red nose and whiteface would help. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #6 August 31, 2003 LOL!!! That would be too funny!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #7 September 1, 2003 QuoteQuote..or send him a transvestite stripper. And make sure he's old, fat, ugly AND made up like a clown - a big red nose and whiteface would help. No no no... you miss thepoint... Get him a VERY attractive TV stripper...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #8 September 1, 2003 Pay three or four strippers to go and kick his ass on stage - I've seen it done on many occasions. One of my buddies still bleeds from his nipple on occasion. Quote went to a titty Bar about a half mile away from our drop zone. A titty bar a half a mile away from the DZ!!?!?!?!! UNFAIR!!!! It's like combining the best of both worlds!! Now if only you could get the strippers to jump....... =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #9 September 1, 2003 okay....just another point of view. Did you ask him if he wanted a lap dance beforehand or surprise him with it? Did he like it? I know some guys who love strip bars but are very uncomfortable with lapdances. Maybe he was just trying to make you feel just as uncomfortable? or maybe he's just a bad friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScubaSteve 0 #10 September 1, 2003 I was the one who bought TheShrubber his ELD. I didnt think she was that bad?? LOL The look on his face as she drug him away was worth whatever I get in return, except x-vestite clown strippers. I am not into the tit-ee bar thing and dont go to often. I have to pass the club on way to DZ and my car always steers towards it. For the LDs at this club, the dancers take you to a semiprivate couch thing upstairs.That was the "First" time getting an LD with shorts on. There was a lot of contact I have been missing out on. I also made her blush!! The dancer who gave me my "LD" asked about skydiving for a whole song before my LD. I did try to get her to try it if that counts for anything. She knew we skydivers after asking another friend about his pin necklace. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #11 September 1, 2003 So that dancer looked like this huh? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #12 September 1, 2003 QuoteSo that dancer looked like this huh LOL!!! That one Chick from BJ can come rub her ass all over me ANY TIME she wants .............=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #13 September 1, 2003 Quote LOL!!! That one Chick from BJ can come rub her ass all over me ANY TIME she wants ............. This one?Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #14 September 1, 2003 QuoteNo no no... you miss thepoint... Get him a VERY attractive TV stripper... absolutely! the titty bars in tj are crawling with tv's and ts's and it has always been a riot watching freshly post pubescent jarheads getting happily felt up blissfully unaware that the person rubbin his wee-wee HAS a wee-wee.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #15 September 1, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuote..or send him a transvestite stripper. And make sure he's old, fat, ugly AND made up like a clown - a big red nose and whiteface would help. No no no... you miss thepoint... Get him a VERY attractive TV stripper... Remster is right, a beautiful TV stripper with a big.... ripcord ---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dorothy 0 #16 September 1, 2003 Quoteperson rubbin his wee-wee HAS a wee-wee. wee-wee? Please tell me an adult did not just use the word wee-wee in a sentence not addressed to a child... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #17 September 1, 2003 QuoteQuoteperson rubbin his wee-wee HAS a wee-wee. wee-wee? Please tell me an adult did not just use the word wee-wee in a sentence not addressed to a child... hu sed ahm an adult? and im not sure of the name of this literary device, but it was a sentence describing children. all that aside, it's a humor thread and explaining the jokes ruins the fun for everyone. relax maybe?namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #18 September 2, 2003 QuoteA. She had so much makeup on she looked like a clown.Quote Hey now, that sounds like my Ex Girlfriend, She might be old and look like a Clown but at least she can entertain you by squeeking her nose. Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BlueEyedMonster 0 #19 September 2, 2003 QuoteQuote..or send him a transvestite stripper. And make sure he's old, fat, ugly AND made up like a clown - a big red nose and whiteface would help. Send him Nasty Clown!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
BlueEyedMonster 0 #19 September 2, 2003 QuoteQuote..or send him a transvestite stripper. And make sure he's old, fat, ugly AND made up like a clown - a big red nose and whiteface would help. Send him Nasty Clown!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
