jerm 0 #76 August 13, 2003 at rantoul i.... had moonshine for the first time.... blue you rock learned that pixies have elaborite security networks learned why eunuchs got castrated learned that even the video staff needs to watch out for cameras discovered that a martini shots badge gets you all sorts of good stuff at the bars & beer truck found out it takes 3 of us to replace Cajones at the rodriguez brothers altar. watched Phreezone try to kill several bumpy brothers with salt releved phreezone fo his salt duties got renamed to "Reverso Rodriguez" was repeatedly talked to by the s&ta finally met a ton y'all... some very very fucking cool people. Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #77 August 13, 2003 >watched Phreezone try to kill several bumpy brothers with salt I did'nt see a single guy complaining that they had to lick it all off >learned that pixies have elaborite security networks Well, the pixie in question had a better security network then most small countries have. >discovered that a martini shots badge gets you all sorts of good stuff at the bars & beer truck Grant is going to love that video when he watches my tapes Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #78 August 13, 2003 At Rantoul I.... met tons of fun dot.communists.... did my first helicopter jump... got to introduce myself to Wingnut for the third time... chased a hot-air balloon all over southern Illinois / northern Kentucky for 6 hours on Sunday morning.... got rodeo'd for the first time (thanks Cora)... managed a stand-up landing on the 50-yard line.... got to watch RevJim change his hair color on a daily basis.... got to ogle b^2 -- what a cutie.... almost got launched off the golf cart numerous times by the Bytch (now I know why people say California drivers are the craziest)... got to meet Elvis (in a 4X4 stretch limo, no less).... met Sangiro (he must have had surgery recently, 'cause his head no longer has a green hue)... got to hang with a bunch of old friends..... got compliments about my SpongeBob pants from several ladies (unfortunately, none of them were older than 12)..... was thankful I DIDN'T get to see the giant CheezNips encounter with Lisa's ass...... Mucho fun. I think my liver has recovered, but I still feel sleep-deprived. Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerm 0 #79 August 13, 2003 >I did'nt see a single guy complaining that they had to lick it all off noo... you piled it on they guys, too... the bumpies had to spread it around and wipe it off to avoid sodium shock. >Well, the pixie in question had a better security network then most small countries have. must to her dismay as i found out later. >Grant is going to love that video when he watches my tapes *grin* >Some people need to learn how to take a hint... you have no idea how much that ties into my "eunuchs' comment.... *sigh* Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #80 August 13, 2003 Quotewatched Phreezone try to kill several bumpy brothers with salt I did'nt see a single guy complaining that they had to lick it all off I ended up snorting it up my nose while assisting in Cora's initiation. You are so fired from being the saltboy!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #81 August 13, 2003 Quotemade 3 skydives w/ a broken ankle! SU-WEEEET! Alright, YH, if you are going to brag in TalkBack that you made three skydives with a broken ankle, I think you need to head over to Incidents and own up to how you broke that ankle. Brent Edited to try to sound like less of a know-it-all. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #82 August 13, 2003 QuoteQuotemade 3 skydives w/ a broken ankle! SU-WEEEET! Alright, YH, if you are going to brag in TalkBack that you made three skydives with a broken ankle, I think you need to head over to Incidents and own up to how you broke that ankle. Brent Edited to try to sound like less of a know-it-all. We had an ankle problem in our camp. For those of you who met Rabbit, he sprained his ankle on the last Friday, but still helped me launch our inflatable chair and a 4-person raft on Saturday. He came limping back from a jump and I asked him why he was walking so funny. He said "assrats". Assrats? Like gerbils? He said "No... grassrats, those stupid ground squirrel holes." He stepped in one on landing. His ankle was swollen and blue on the outside. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #83 August 13, 2003 Yardhippie did his a little different: Plenty of time to pull a 180, plenty of time to pull a 180, plenty of time ... uh oh ... IMPACT. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psychoswooper 2 #84 August 13, 2003 ....put 100 miles on my golf cart...got stuck knee deep in mud twice.......got ejected going about 30mph after a person from Arizona (who I will leave un-named) "borrowed" it & souped it up.....jumped with Scotty & Tammy Carbone on their anniversary jump......attended the 2nd Saturday Night Rave "Squatters" party at the Mirage Tent (after the Mirage reps had left for home) Got Kyle Moss of MSF a bit drunk so that he'd be easier to tie up for his super-pieing...had the honor of applying the first 2 pies.......Got Grant of MSF drinking tequila shots, after which he stated. "You bitch, you got me drunk!" Had a great time. Saw many many old friends and made a bunch of new ones......oh yeah, and I had some kick ass skydives, too...Thanks everybody.......Thanks to Don Kirlin for another wonderful convention. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #85 August 13, 2003 Cindy.. Thank you for getting Kyle wasted.. he was'nt able to think to fast after then to avoid the pies! BTW.. got great video of you putting those pies all over Kyle Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #86 August 13, 2003 hey bill- i have an inflateable chair we can launch at the stacy/heather lovefest this winter. __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #87 August 13, 2003 Cindy, who was the person from "the other Quincy" who was handing out water at the sqatters party? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #88 August 13, 2003 QuoteQuoteok i was sober when i was naked and gave warning. and i didnt wake anyone up... And you didn't stop midstream to say 'hi' to someone who stuck their head in your tent... someone stuck their head in my tent....you get a good look?? you get photos?? hmm i wonder how they turned out in the low light"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #89 August 13, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuoteok i was sober when i was naked and gave warning. and i didnt wake anyone up... And you didn't stop midstream to say 'hi' to someone who stuck their head in your tent... You are braver than I. There is no way I would have stuck my head in Gimp's tent. aww you know you wanted to mary, you just didnt have the ........balls"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #90 August 13, 2003 ok i must intraject at least one more time... At Rantoul I.... Had incriminating photos of me by the first weekend had many more by the end of the convention got woken up in the middle of the night...and also woke some people up myself had a girl naked after only knowing her five minutes.......sunny had a blast and costimising my Sombero for next year already."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #91 August 13, 2003 Quotehey bill- i have an inflateable chair we can launch at the stacy/heather lovefest this winter. __ A Stacy/HeatherB lovefest? Since when is that a special event? You know that you two are spoiled rotten already. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Stacy 0 #92 August 13, 2003 spoiled? we take MAJOR abuse from you people! right heather? i think you are afraid to jump with me anymore. you never show up the weekends i'm at the hills. scaredy cat! __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #93 August 14, 2003 Quotegot woken up in the middle of the night...and also woke some people up myself *cough* *cough* sorry about that..... Quotehad a girl naked after only knowing her five minutes.......sunny I blame the smirnoff!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #94 August 14, 2003 Made sure to give Gimp a handful of condoms... Was designated walker some evenings for my Monkey Daddy Had a security system that no small country could penetrate Met Djan as often as possible for the warmth of her hugs.. Fed well by LouDiamond (thanks Lou) Took many a mid-night stroll alone to look at the moon Saw more nig-noggery than could be legal!! Asked Phreezone to fly camera on a Freestyle jump, he said yes and then I never saw him again...was it something that I said? Bwahhhhhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snowwhite 0 #95 August 14, 2003 I went back out crusing on the "Borrowed" Cart and ran across a scene of flipped over blue barrels, a golf cart on its side and bodies laying everywhere laughing their asses off. One more thing... Seeing Grant drunk! PRICELESS!! SO pHREE, was it you who 'borrowed' my cart?skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #92 August 13, 2003 spoiled? we take MAJOR abuse from you people! right heather? i think you are afraid to jump with me anymore. you never show up the weekends i'm at the hills. scaredy cat! __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #93 August 14, 2003 Quotegot woken up in the middle of the night...and also woke some people up myself *cough* *cough* sorry about that..... Quotehad a girl naked after only knowing her five minutes.......sunny I blame the smirnoff!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #94 August 14, 2003 Made sure to give Gimp a handful of condoms... Was designated walker some evenings for my Monkey Daddy Had a security system that no small country could penetrate Met Djan as often as possible for the warmth of her hugs.. Fed well by LouDiamond (thanks Lou) Took many a mid-night stroll alone to look at the moon Saw more nig-noggery than could be legal!! Asked Phreezone to fly camera on a Freestyle jump, he said yes and then I never saw him again...was it something that I said? Bwahhhhhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #95 August 14, 2003 I went back out crusing on the "Borrowed" Cart and ran across a scene of flipped over blue barrels, a golf cart on its side and bodies laying everywhere laughing their asses off. One more thing... Seeing Grant drunk! PRICELESS!! SO pHREE, was it you who 'borrowed' my cart?skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #96 August 14, 2003 QuoteAsked Phreezone to fly camera on a Freestyle jump, he said yes and then I never saw him again...was it something that I said? Bwahhhhhhh Hey, next year ask me. If it involves the words "camera" and "jump" next year, I'm game!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #97 August 14, 2003 I borrowed Michaels cart... Grant told me to! And Betsy... I only did 1 more jump after that (the BM thing still freaked me some )Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hmatousek 0 #98 August 14, 2003 ...partied with Britt!! If your still watching Britt I lost your number and I am sorry I didn't get to take you to see Wrigley Field. It was amazing how much I was able to do with a broken arm. I found no part of boredom and was able to jump once (but decided to stop after biffing in on the golf cart parking lot). I think I was one of the few girls there with a broken arm so I'm sure many of you can pick me out. The WFFC was a new experience for me and everything I heard about withdrawls and such afterwards is true. I loved every minute of it!!! More Rantoul!! Heather Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #99 August 14, 2003 EHY i do remember seeing the broken arm girlie.....and Rev...send me those pics damnit since yall dont like my avatar"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #100 August 14, 2003 ...drank beer, hugged friends, consumed and exchanged jello shots, jumped a wingsuit, saw the sunrise, saw old friends, made new friends, introduced someone by the wrong name, did the flagpole and car slaloms in a golf cart during a sober - I swear!!! - cruise with a few buddies, did a two way sit fly jump that was over way too soon, flashed the Rack (tm) for beads, beer and a Rantoul '02 DVD, had more fun than should be allowed. Gimme a week or so more to recover and I'll be ready for next year. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
