I would rather die than....

[BBKid 0]

Have this happen to me. Any males out there feel differently?

Nick
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"I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

[Casie 0]

OMG! I'm not a guy but I would hate to wake up missing some of my body parts......................

~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

[pop 0]

DAMN!!! That sucks!

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[littledebbie000 0]

Might not be so bad, you could probably get away with using the womens locker room after that...

[freeflyz 0]

67yrs......did't need it anyways...............Million aire he's going to need it!

[turtlespeed 226]

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Might not be so bad, you could probably get away with using the womens locker room after that...

can anyone say "UNIC"

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[littledebbie000 0]

I wonder if they only got the twig? Might look kind of odd with just the berries

[CanuckInUSA 0]

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I wonder if they only got the twig? Might look kind of odd with just the berries

Good god, that's a visual I didn't need in my mind. The female anatomy is beautiful, but this is just nasty.

Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

[JustaBill 0]

Well "she" doesn't suck anymore....but I know what your saying...I don't think 5 mil is enough

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I've done so much, with so little, for so long
I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever

[BlueEyedMonster 0]

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Well "she" doesn't suck anymore....but I know what your saying...I don't think 5 mil is enough

Naaa Its too much... he was 67. It probably doesn't work any way. The only problem I can see for him... is he has to sit to pee.

[turtlespeed 226]

I say they envoke the OLD laws....Eye for an eye....

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[PhillyKev 0]

That's the exact plot of the movie Malice, but with a guy losing his wang instead of a chick losing her ovaries.

[Tonto 1]

It's a cock up.

t

It's the year of the Pig.

[Jayruss 0]

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Might not be so bad, you could probably get away with using the womens locker room after that...

what would be the point

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

[littledebbie000 0]

what would be the point

[happythoughts 0]

We had a similar situation at work. Management was looking for Eunuchs programmers. No volunteers.

[divingduck 0]

umm...eunich?

is that what you mean?

If I loved you anymore I would have a stroke

[lawrocket 3]

How about this story from Cambodia?

The victim's name was "Ouch!" Sound like he was asking for it, too.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[bodypilot90 0]

what a way to die \

[turtlespeed 226]

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umm...eunich?

is that what you mean?

heh...yes

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[freeflir29 0]

Yep....that's definately WHACKED......