DivaSkyChick 0 #776 November 5, 2002 Gravity isn't friendly to a woman's body on the ground. From the video I've seen, it's perfectly heinous at 120-plus miles per hour. Breasts turn into hollow bell shaped things - shudder - and thighs flap like NO ONE needs to see. If we could be naked in the plane and naked once we land, but dressed IN freefall, I'd be for it. Wait... never mind. --- www.facebook.com/mandyhamptonfitch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #777 November 5, 2002 We can get naked in the plane and on the ground after the beer light is turned on, no problem... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #778 November 5, 2002 Quoteokay.. who is up to break the record on a naked dz.com big way.... comon it'll be fun!!!! i'm in if i can make it......so we got a 1 way so far....can we get a 10 way????... come on, it'll be fun i swear...lol....this better not be a sausage fest either......comonm all you skychics...... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I LOVE TO BE NAKED!!!!!! Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #779 November 5, 2002 what if its just a swimsuit jump?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #780 November 5, 2002 Sebazz, Anything else you want to tell us that B^2 has forgotten? Trust me she isn't looking (Lisa looks behind her to make sure). BTW...Saw some of your video with Nathan the other night. You guys are soooooo funny. Are you always that excited? . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #781 November 5, 2002 well, it looks like I will be coming to Eloy alone. My brother will most likely NOT make it. I am going to figure out a way to DEFINATELY be there, but please be nice to me. I will be all by my lonesome. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. MaryRose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #782 November 5, 2002 Quote Are you always that excited? I can be quite hyper...a Spazz...or even a a Sebazz!Gasp!! So yes I am that excited 90% of the time...For fear of BB's hot pokers and stiletto heals I will not disclose any more information regarding the Eloy .com get together... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #783 November 5, 2002 Lisa, was it the Perris Labor Day video? We'll beat the pants off of that one in Eloy. Many vidiots, many cameras Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #784 November 5, 2002 Quote Many vidiots, many cameras I better practice my camera geeking skills. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #785 November 5, 2002 Quote I better practice my camera geeking skills Being camera savvy is like almost as important as pulling. It's not how you do it but how good you look doing it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #786 November 5, 2002 Quote Being camera savvy is like almost as important as pulling. It's not how you do it but how good you look doing it... Oh great Sebazz, can you teach me the ways?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #788 November 5, 2002 Standby one..... Lens replacement, dang Seb, don't look at the camera like that! This could get expensive. "So, who'se idea was this? Is this a special occasion? First rule of skydiving?: Look Good On VideoYeee-haw! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #789 November 5, 2002 Deuce, I have no idea when it was but Nathan was jumping with Sebazz and Michelle and a few others. Someone kept rolling to the bar under the plane but I don't know who and everytime I asked Nathan I got the "that's Sebazz". (FYI...it was late at night...you figure out the rest) I can't wait to jump with everyone. I'm even looking for a second rig just so I can jump more. WAHOO! . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #790 November 5, 2002 It was Duece that would roll under the plane every time. He is prone to climbing all over things. On the walls on the ceiling under the plane. I think he was raised by wild Monkeys in South America. Hence his taste for margaritas as well Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #791 November 5, 2002 Then Deuce...you ROCK MAN. The only other person I know who does that is Eric Deren. I doubt I could hang on but it would be cool to try. The worst that could happen is I would fall off -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #792 November 5, 2002 Actually to add on to my statement about Duece... I believe his facination with cameras began when a National Geograpic photographer was deep in the jungle photographing a young Monkey Duece. Well you see Duece took this photographer for a ride through the trees swinging on tree branches and all and well Duece borrowed or held on to the photographers camera and was able to keep the photographer in frame the whole time they swang through the jungle. It really was quite amazing. Well now he is a freefall photgrapher... I belive the photographer is his wife too. She brought him back to civilization. You can take the monkey out of the jungle but you can't take the jungle out of the monkey. Anyway that is why Duece has returned to the DZ er I mean Jungle... Um now I'm not sure what I was saying.. I need a banana Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #793 November 5, 2002 Yeah! That was huge fun! We'll roll out of the Van or the Casa or whatever tailgate they've go in AZ (if they allow it)! If you fall off, I'll just go with you. Hanging there looking back in is a blast! It's kinda like hanging from the bumper of a pickup that's driving real slow. Not so much like hanging from a chin-up bar. Another one that's fun is to hang from the ceiling bar and drop from that out the back! Swoosh-aahhhh! I GOTTA GET A MONKEY NUMBER! ELOY! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #794 November 5, 2002 ah yes becoming a monkey..... i think i remember it well.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #795 November 5, 2002 Dont worry, you can hang out with me. I need someone to help me torment the guys anyway. How 'bout it girls? "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #796 November 5, 2002 OK Deuce, I'm going to hold you to it. We have a "date" on the bar of the CASA or whatever. Wait....can I still do it if I don't have a camera??? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #797 November 5, 2002 Quote Hence his taste for margaritas as well I did two jumps with Jams this past Saturday! He is the margarita king! I have to post the pictures of my first freefall kiss. My Mrs. went tandem with my hero skydiver Connie, and Vic shot the video and stills. Serous monkey flying! Vic survived AFF school with the Sebazz, that's how tough he is! Anybody remember Jim, from Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom? Seb is like Marlon Perkins to my Jim. "I'm safely tethered to the back of a sick tandem student. JP my video monkey is nicely established on the camera step of the aircraft. My student begins heaving so I carefully turn his head to the left, evenly coating the vidiot with vomit. With the students gullet emptied, I departed the aircraft. JP cleaned the lens quickly as we left the aircraft, the flight was uneventful" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #798 November 5, 2002 Quote Then Deuce...you ROCK MAN. The only other person I know who does that is Eric Deren. I doubt I could hang on but it would be cool to try. The worst that could happen is I would fall off I DID IT TOO!! SO DID LUMMY!! Actually he told me how. Do I rock as well ?? [SesameStreetCount'sVoice] TEN THOUSAND PAGE VIEWS HA HA HA HA HA [/SesameStreetCount'sVoice] WoW! good job BB on creating a thread that has the most page views !! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #799 November 5, 2002 Quote OK Deuce, I'm going to hold you to it. We have a "date" on the bar of the CASA or whatever. Wait....can I still do it if I don't have a camera??? Whooo-hooo! Nah, you don't have camera! Kodak moment! First expression hanging under airplane means BEER! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #800 November 5, 2002 sweet. sounds like fun. I love to torment! ANyway, It is looking very solid that I am going, so now I just have to figure out the specifics--like how I am going to explain to my family that I am leaving on Christmas.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. MaryRose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
