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riddler

I have not heard from my stalker today

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She's still in training, so I can't expect her to be perfect.



Shit, can I join here? I got 135 PM's yesterday and today none....NONE..

So do they think that this is a one time thing?
"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

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She missed the whole episode...I think we should start a thread...Stalking 101 for women only thread..THere is a lot, not a LOT they need to learn...

Not only we men, can motivate them, it seems they are not able to reach our expectations....

Shut did I type that?
"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

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Apparently I did miss the whole episode but be patient. Maybe she's busy!;)



Well, we invite you both to the new day....of stalking us.
"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

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Ladyskydiver, and I'm trying to teach her good habits so she'll someday be a world-class stalker.



Hey, I thought I was your stalker:o

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Aw you know skydiving women. Fickle, fickle. I'm starting to feel used Not that it's a bad thing.



Talk about women being fickled, what about you? I guess that you want more than one stalker. Well, well, well.....I'm not that kind of woman.
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Hey what about ME!?!? I want a stalker.... Perferably a cute one that BASE jumps and will move to Eloy or already close to there....
Kathryn



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I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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women being fickled



Now I know I'm not that experienced in the ways of women, but how do you fickle a woman? Is that like pickling? Put her in a jar with vinegar?



Now I know you're not experienced in the ways of women if you ask a question like that. Maybe it's time for some one on one training :P Us women over 40 know what we want and go after it.
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Now I know you're not experienced in the ways of women if you ask a question like that. Maybe it's time for some one on one training :P Us women over 40 know what we want and go after it.



Hey I have no prob about it, when both parties have the experience is more fun, but either way like in skydiving, learning new tricks is always fun...

Riddler (she really knows what she wants), you should shut up and listen on this one....

Can I video?
"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

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Hey what about ME!?!? I want a stalker.... Perferably a cute one that BASE jumps and will move to Eloy or already close to there....
Kathryn



so what is it with base jumping anyways? i read the woman's forum thing. lol glad i'm going to bridge day then hahahaha i'll be soooooooo cool

"Meet Dick"

"Dick skydives/base jumps"

"See Dick mingle"

"Girls likeeeee Dick"

hahah that was our club shirt a numebr of years ago, just didn't have the base jumping part in it
<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist!

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:D Ok...so what you're saying is that if I stalk you, I have to do it daily? Yesh! :S:D You still haven't gotten the list of stalking duties to me, and Sunshine's stalking class hasn't started up. What's a girl to do? :S:D

I've had a nutty day (but got my rig fixed so I can jump tomorrow - YEAH!!!), and am on my way out for a bunch of going away parties for me. (umm...yeah...dd list people - watch out. :D) So...consider this my public apology for only being able to stalk you only once today. :D:P:D

Plus...I've got more than one individual that I'm stalking. There's a few poor, lost souls that have mentioned they did not have a stalker so I'm just spreading the love (or is it BS? not sure which yet :D:D). :D:D
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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I haven't heard from my stalker either.












Oh, wait. I don't have a stalker. Maybe that explains it. Anyone want a glass of wine? Who needs a stalker.

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Hot Mama
At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

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