txblondie 0 #1 August 22, 2003 Today is Friday Time for us to post haikus Start the day off right Entertain me please I am bored and working hard Give life some meaning! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #2 August 22, 2003 Dont want to be here, Just want to be in free fall, Speeding to pull time. Damn Hiku's are hard, I'll may-be go back to work, This is too damn hard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #3 August 22, 2003 Your haikus are good Mine just suck cuz I'm at work In a lousy mood ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #4 August 22, 2003 Today i will leave for Houston to Ballunar Going to be fun. Many dot commers will be jumping tomorrow and maybe Sunday. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #5 August 22, 2003 Texans really rock! Are you native to our state? Or did you migrate? ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #6 August 22, 2003 Grey sky overhead Long drive into the desert I hope it clears up Out of otters I Have always jumped before today First cessna jump... Beer!7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #7 August 22, 2003 Jumped from Caravan But I prefer the Otter Never from Cessna ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #8 August 22, 2003 Cessna's my staple from them my first 20 jumps now i like turbines Skyvan my favourite turbolet has character Now G92 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #9 August 22, 2003 coffee, shower, work at one, I'll call boyfalldown then off to Byron in byron, we'll play up in the plane, and then out flailing in the sky soon the day will end and off to Lummy's we'll go party like rockstars! naked on their lawn I'll find myself tomorrow wondring what happened.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #10 August 22, 2003 Guess its flu season i feel all iccky and blah and the weekend's hereRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudy 0 #11 August 22, 2003 I feel icky and blah too no money sun is shining and I can't jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #12 August 22, 2003 QuoteI feel icky and blah too no money sun is shining and I can't jump ? eh ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #13 August 22, 2003 Days go by and by Shoulder is more fucked up now Getting surgery ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #14 August 22, 2003 Quote? eh ? eh right back at you its 5 7 5 you know even for you mateRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #15 August 22, 2003 my throat's kind of sore don't know if it's allergies or if I am sick do not have fever but my face hurts - sinus stuff want the day to end! going to DZ tonight so my love can jump wish I could jump too! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #16 August 22, 2003 Football season comes Raider Nation does rejoice Stabbing Chargers fans. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #17 August 22, 2003 Cowboys comeback year? Heard that many times before But new coach may help I'll cheer for Broncos If the Cowboys really suck Used to be a fan... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #18 August 22, 2003 The Tuna may help Cowboys on field who aren't Serving life sentence Wuss Bronco fans need Snowballs and batteries to Assault from distance Brian Bosworth was Correct. John Elway looks like Mr. Ed does. Monday Night football Gannon puts on clinic on Broncos bad defense My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #19 August 22, 2003 A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about And blood was everywhere, The sirens screamed out elegies, For death was in the air. A mother, trapped inside her car, Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; She struggled to get free, But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused On where the back seat once had been, But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; She did not hear them cry, And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, Oh, God, don't let them die!" Then firemen came and cut her loose, But when they searched the back, They found therein no little boys, But the seat belts were intact. They thought the woman had gone mad And was traveling alone, But when they turned to question her, They discovered she was gone. Policemen saw her running wild And screaming above the noise In beseeching supplication, "Please help me find my boys! They're four years old and wear blue shirts; Their jeans are blue to match." One cop spoke up, "They're in my car, And they don't have a scratch. They said their daddy put them there And gave them each a cone, Then told them both to wait for Mom To come and take them home. I've searched the area high and low, But I can't find their dad. He must have fled the scene, I guess, and that is very bad." The mother hugged the twins and said, While wiping at a tear, "He could not flee the scene, you see, For he's been dead a year." The cop just looked confused and asked, "Now, how can that be true?" The boys said, "Mommy, Daddy came And left a kiss for you. He told us not to worry And that you would be all right, And then he put us in this car with The pretty, flashing light."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #20 August 22, 2003 Interesting poem But a Haiku it is not; Try five-seven-five.7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #21 August 22, 2003 "I'd still scream like a little girl if I saw that!!!!!!" juanesky quotes Viking My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #22 August 22, 2003 Bravo!!! The first one to notice..."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #23 August 22, 2003 QuoteBravo!!! The first one to notice... Did you just say first? I think Lawrocket owes BEER For noticing FIRST ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #24 August 22, 2003 txblondie also Was the first to call for beer Another first - BEER! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #25 August 22, 2003 very cut comeback lawrocket thinks very fast gets me in trouble! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
