AggieDave 6 #1 August 8, 2003 Oh god...that was disgusting...awsome! What's one of the favorite past times for a guy just sitting around the house? Farting. (Yeah, so I'm skipping class today. You've got a problem with that?)--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #2 August 8, 2003 summer school? or do those damn texans start back early? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #3 August 8, 2003 Thanks for sharing!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 August 8, 2003 Summer School. The real semester doesn't start till like Sept 2 or something like that.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #5 August 8, 2003 My past time is...er..er...oh...nevermind __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #6 August 8, 2003 QuoteThe real semester doesn't start till like Sept 2 or something like that. Lucky you...mine started yesterday...it's amazing not remembering what classes you signed up for...until you walk in on the first day "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #7 August 8, 2003 [/fat bastard voice on] OK, analysis... that smells like warm throw up and crap... everyone loves the smell of their own brand... [fat bastard voice off] -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #8 August 8, 2003 LOL dave.... I bet you dont get tipped much. how many studnet have you made vomit BEFORE they left the plane?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #9 August 8, 2003 As I recall, he once made someone cry...isn't that true Dave?"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 August 8, 2003 As much as it hurts me, I do not fart when I'm taking a tandem student up. So leaving the plane is such a great experienced for me, its like I'm "Dave, the rocket powered TM..." Once they've made it to their USPA Coach jumps (after they're done w/ their AFF instructors), then its fair game, farts can and will be dropped, but not with tandem students.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beavdog 0 #11 August 8, 2003 we all know youre trying to make yourself go blind.... Here's to the Breezes that blows through the Trezzez..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #12 August 8, 2003 Ummm...yeah, actually I have. I made Maples tear up a while back and have forced the window AND door open in the 182 a couple times... Something about a diet that has a lot of protein/red meat (steaks, burgers, etc) and beer produces some inhuman smells...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beavdog 0 #13 August 8, 2003 Not me....if I have to get it out (especially if I was drinkin the night before) I let her rip....hehe. we are breaking in a rookie pilot tonight, ive been savin up all day! Here's to the Breezes that blows through the Trezzez..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 August 8, 2003 NICE!!!!! you made someone CRY? damn!! Ive seen ppl puke form other peoples shitvapor but cry? damn!!! thats bad!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #15 August 8, 2003 oh, you MUST post the gory details after!!! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beavdog 0 #16 August 8, 2003 as soon as I get home....Im going to make sure I eat some Taco Hell for lunch...hehe Here's to the Breezes that blows through the Trezzez..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #17 August 8, 2003 dave~ you stink... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #18 August 8, 2003 dave, did you make them cry from pulling a german SHVITZAH film on them or was it strictly gas? My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #19 August 8, 2003 Quotethe greatest thing you could ever learn is just to love and be loved in return... That's one of my favorite movies!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #20 August 8, 2003 ok that makes up for the smell The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #21 August 8, 2003 i've never made anyone cry before, but i have let one go that was so bad my dog almost bit me. woke him up from a dead sleep!"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #22 August 8, 2003 I've got matches __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bwilling 0 #23 August 8, 2003 QuoteSomething about a diet that has a lot of protein/red meat (steaks, burgers, etc) and beer produces some inhuman smells... remind me not to jump with you at AOT... "If all you ever do is all you ever did, then all you'll ever get is all you ever got." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EvilSteve 0 #24 August 8, 2003 I'm not getting on a plane with you today! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #25 August 8, 2003 your still here? ...............eh?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites