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I know some of you guys have a problem with there being a little bit of extra fabric in your jeans where your ass is supposed to be. But, fear not, the solution to your problem is here! Now, you too, can be the hottie on the dance floor and when you shake your bootie, and girls will actually be able to see it move. This article tells you where you need to shop. >:( If anyone actually does it, I wanna be there to watch! ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I know some of you guys have a problem with there being a little bit of extra fabric in your jeans where your ass is supposed to be. But, fear not, the solution to your problem is here! Now, you too, can be the hottie on the dance floor and when you shake your bootie, and girls will actually be able to see it move. This article tells you where you need to shop. >:( If anyone actually does it, I wanna be there to watch! ;)



I often times get kids clothes, in fact I think I have my Scooby do underroos on right now:)

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On my my supervisor was giving a meeting. During the meeting he kept "adjusting" his pants. He complained about the tight legs, loose thighs and lack of "package" area.

It turned out that he dressed in the dark (early morning) and had put on his wifes jeans. :D The poor guy went through hell over the nest couple weeks over this.:D:D

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I think MEN need a MAN PURSE to go with them girlie jeans...................(friends episode):D:S


Well, it will not look complete if they do not skydive with this clicky
"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

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I think MEN need a MAN PURSE to go with them girlie jeans...................(friends episode):D:S


Well, it will not look complete if they do not skydive with this clicky



I think HOT pink looks good on him!!!!!!!!!!!
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WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

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I think MEN need a MAN PURSE to go with them girlie jeans...................(friends episode):D:S


Well, it will not look complete if they do not skydive with this clicky



I think HOT pink looks good on him!!!!!!!!!!!



All things pink?
"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

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Earlier this year, some vanguard designers showing their autumn-winter collections went so far as to put male models in pleated skirts, knee-high socks and leggings. One even wore a bra to fill out a tight turtleneck. There's also a line of tights for men from the Wolford hosiery makers being marketed as "waist socks."



Okay the gay designers have gone too far. I think they're just messing with us now...
"How far can we push these heteros...."
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Okay the gay designers have gone too far. I think they're just messing with us now...
"How far can we push these heteros...."



Shit the whole world is trying to make us gay now, legalized sodomy, gay marriages, and even a queer eye for the straight guy...so what's up with that?
"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

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That's your first lesson of the day......try to read the signs!!!!!!!!!!:P



So I guess I'll bring over some goldschlager, my passion and show some pink then, since stalking has been forbidden......I'll be wearing my cowboy outfit..;)
"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

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legalized sodomy




yeah... lord knows no straight man has ever partaken is such abobination!:S



Edited to add: between the same sex....
"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

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Shit the whole world is trying to make us gay now, legalized sodomy, gay marriages, and even a queer eye for the straight guy...so what's up with that?



dam you figured it out, will send Blue over to kill you

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Shit the whole world is trying to make us gay now, legalized sodomy, gay marriages, and even a queer eye for the straight guy...so what's up with that?



dam you figured it out, will send Blue over to kill you



So does this mean they will milk men in farms so the human race will survive?
"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

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That's your first lesson of the day......try to read the signs!!!!!!!!!!:P



So I guess I'll bring over some goldschlager, my passion and show some pink then, since stalking has been forbidden......I'll be wearing my cowboy outfit..;)




hhhuuummmm....interesting! This could be fun! Just bring a hat & the Goldschlager, of course!!!!!!!!!!!!:P
~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

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That's your first lesson of the day......try to read the signs!!!!!!!!!!:P



So I guess I'll bring over some goldschlager, my passion and show some pink then, since stalking has been forbidden......I'll be wearing my cowboy outfit..;)




hhhuuummmm....interesting! This could be fun! Just bring a hat & the Goldslaugher, of course!!!!!!!!!!!!:P



Hey what about the pink? I thought this was what started all this.:S:)
"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

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