evilivan 0 #26 August 21, 2003 Difference between a seagul and a baby? One flits across the shore..............."If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation." David Brent Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #27 August 21, 2003 (18 year old college student) walks into a bar and orders a Michelob Light... She drinks it and one more and passes out right there... Well, this one was hot, and the bartender, (being of less moral magnitude than I), took her in the back and gave her the ride of her life. He put her back in the booth at the back and when she woke up, she left... Well this not only happened once, not twice, but three days ina row. On the forth day, she walks in and he greets her with this BIG smile. And she says, Hi...and as he just about opens a Michelob Light for her, she stops him. His smile fades and she orders a Coor Light. He asks her why the switch... She says, "Well, Michelob makes my Pussy hurt!"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gulaz 1 #28 August 21, 2003 What did a mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose, and Joesb (sounds better if you say it, like Hose A and Hose B) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #29 August 21, 2003 What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vender? "Make me one with everything."I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #30 August 21, 2003 Know what sound a satisfied woman makes? Didn't think so... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #31 August 21, 2003 Why, yes, it's kindof a moaning , praying, satisfied, and I mean the happy like you are 16 and dad just brought you home a brand new cherry red Viper kinda happy - squeal....I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cindee 0 #32 August 22, 2003 What's brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's last movement.__________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #33 August 22, 2003 QuoteNot racist or anything but my next door neighbor who is Mexican told me this one... What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan WTF?????LMAOOOO"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #34 August 22, 2003 QuoteWTF?????LMAOOOO Oh, c'mon!!! it was funny.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #35 August 22, 2003 QuoteWhen two heteros get married it's called a marriage license..... When two lesbians get married it's called a licker license..... Instead of a marriage license, next time I'm getting a learners permit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #36 August 22, 2003 It was....lol"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christopherm 0 #37 August 22, 2003 What's worse than 7 babies in a trash can? 1 baby in 7 trash cans.-So, how hard is the ground?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #38 August 22, 2003 How do you get a blonde on the roof..... You let her know that drinks are on the house"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiverRick 0 #39 August 22, 2003 Quotedifference between a lawyer and a mosquito? One is a discusting, annoying, dirty, nasty, bloodsucker.... and the other is a bug. Why do lawyers always button the top button on their shirts? So the foreskin doesn't show. never pull low......unless you are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
