RedBull 0 #1 August 16, 2003 http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv Looks like I'll be spending eternity in Level 6 -- the City of Dis (for Heretics). You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell. No mention of free beer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masher 1 #2 August 16, 2003 Level 6 for me too.-- Arching is overrated - Marlies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #3 August 16, 2003 Um, Purgatory for me... ~~You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.~~ And there doesn't seem to be any free beer here, either! LOL!! At least I get to be smiling and happy...it says so! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #4 August 16, 2003 Only a level 4 shucks, and I was hoeing for a level 42. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #5 August 16, 2003 and I was hoeing for a level 42. __________________________________________________ I take it thats NOT a mispelling (hoeing) dropdeded------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hawkbit 0 #6 August 16, 2003 Seventh Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level. ________________________________________ Well I'll be damned ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakyflygirl 0 #7 August 16, 2003 Level 7 ?!?!?!?!?! But I'm such an Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,008 #8 August 16, 2003 Looks like I'm stuck in limbo. Ah well. At least there will be stuff to do. Is there electricity in hell? Do Maxwell's equations hold? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #9 August 16, 2003 6th lvl tooI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drewboo 0 #10 August 16, 2003 Level 2 Forever blown around by the winds of Lust.. maybe it'll be like skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #11 August 16, 2003 I'll visit all the stages and have a beer with each of you on the way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #12 August 16, 2003 Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell. COOL at least I'll have some good skydiving companyto PARTY WITHYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites juanesky 0 #13 August 16, 2003 QuoteLevel 2 maybe it'll be like skydiving Hey, Maybe we could do some RW if that holds true...the eternal FF...not bad at all."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites spunkywallaby 0 #14 August 16, 2003 Quotehttp://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv Looks like I'll be spending eternity in Level 6 -- the City of Dis (for Heretics). You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell. No mention of free beer. level 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #15 August 16, 2003 Level 2, Lustful.....now there's a big surprise. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #16 August 16, 2003 Michele....I'm there with you. You think we can sneak beer in there????? Maybe make our own??? At least I'm in good company, although I can't believe it cause I'm not near as nice as you. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites QuickDraw 0 #17 August 16, 2003 QuoteThe Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low Level 2 | Very High Level 3 | Very Low Level 4 | Low Level 5 | Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High Level 7 | High Level 8- the Malebolge | High Level 9 - Cocytus | High Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html Hmm.. level two looks quite promising. QuoteYou have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. Who needs Skyventure ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Michele 1 #18 August 16, 2003 QuoteAt least I'm in good company, although I can't believe it cause I'm not near as nice as you I'm not that nice. Really I'm not. Why, just last night coming home from dinner Cora and I saw this guy with one of those nose rings that makes you wonder where the bull was that he stole it from, and couldn't help cracking up. Looked like silver snot dangling from his nostrils, streetlights reflecting from it. But we'll have fun nonetheless. Let's learn how to make beer now, so we can carry that knowledge around with us while we are climbing that hill of happiness. I suspect we'll be thirsty! And then, when we get to heaven, we can have mead. Yum!! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #19 August 16, 2003 QuoteVIKING - 6th lvl too And I got Level 2...anyone see something wrong with this picture? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #20 August 16, 2003 QuoteLevel 2, Lustful.....now there's a big surprise. I'm joining ya, On DRA ah. See, I just knew we had something in common. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VisionAir 0 #21 August 16, 2003 Your fate has been decided.... You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo! First Level of Hell - Limbo Damn it....Why can't I excel on at least something. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad. ----------------------------------------------------------- If Homer is here there's gotta be free beer Doh!!! Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JumpNFly 0 #22 August 16, 2003 Second Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyskydiver 0 #23 August 16, 2003 The Second Level of Hell - You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hobbes4star 0 #24 August 16, 2003 looks like i get to be in level 8.if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #25 August 16, 2003 hmmm...I made it to Purgatory.... checking my score..I'm doing pretty good in most areas except that I scored high in the "lustful" category. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 1 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. 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freeflir29 0 #11 August 16, 2003 I'll visit all the stages and have a beer with each of you on the way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #12 August 16, 2003 Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell. COOL at least I'll have some good skydiving companyto PARTY WITHYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #13 August 16, 2003 QuoteLevel 2 maybe it'll be like skydiving Hey, Maybe we could do some RW if that holds true...the eternal FF...not bad at all."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spunkywallaby 0 #14 August 16, 2003 Quotehttp://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv Looks like I'll be spending eternity in Level 6 -- the City of Dis (for Heretics). You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell. No mention of free beer. level 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #15 August 16, 2003 Level 2, Lustful.....now there's a big surprise. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #16 August 16, 2003 Michele....I'm there with you. You think we can sneak beer in there????? Maybe make our own??? At least I'm in good company, although I can't believe it cause I'm not near as nice as you. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #17 August 16, 2003 QuoteThe Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low Level 2 | Very High Level 3 | Very Low Level 4 | Low Level 5 | Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High Level 7 | High Level 8- the Malebolge | High Level 9 - Cocytus | High Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html Hmm.. level two looks quite promising. QuoteYou have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. Who needs Skyventure ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #18 August 16, 2003 QuoteAt least I'm in good company, although I can't believe it cause I'm not near as nice as you I'm not that nice. Really I'm not. Why, just last night coming home from dinner Cora and I saw this guy with one of those nose rings that makes you wonder where the bull was that he stole it from, and couldn't help cracking up. Looked like silver snot dangling from his nostrils, streetlights reflecting from it. But we'll have fun nonetheless. Let's learn how to make beer now, so we can carry that knowledge around with us while we are climbing that hill of happiness. I suspect we'll be thirsty! And then, when we get to heaven, we can have mead. Yum!! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #19 August 16, 2003 QuoteVIKING - 6th lvl too And I got Level 2...anyone see something wrong with this picture? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #20 August 16, 2003 QuoteLevel 2, Lustful.....now there's a big surprise. I'm joining ya, On DRA ah. See, I just knew we had something in common. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VisionAir 0 #21 August 16, 2003 Your fate has been decided.... You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo! First Level of Hell - Limbo Damn it....Why can't I excel on at least something. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad. ----------------------------------------------------------- If Homer is here there's gotta be free beer Doh!!! Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #22 August 16, 2003 Second Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #23 August 16, 2003 The Second Level of Hell - You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #24 August 16, 2003 looks like i get to be in level 8.if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #25 August 16, 2003 hmmm...I made it to Purgatory.... checking my score..I'm doing pretty good in most areas except that I scored high in the "lustful" category. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
