bodypilot90 0 #1 August 19, 2003 Bartenders Psychology: Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink........... Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target. Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad! Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there. THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut: Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid. Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. White Zinfandel: He's gay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #2 August 19, 2003 I do have to agree with you there, I bartended for two years, and I am female. I def. think that they nailed this one. I happen to order Vanilla Stoli and coke, sometimes bacardi O and sprite, and yes I do feel that I am high maintance, I am only 23 so maybe not the older part, but I get what I want and when I want it, most of the time...lol... Kathryn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 August 19, 2003 Deja vu __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #4 August 19, 2003 ROFL, this is 100% true __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #5 August 19, 2003 What about guys who order White Russians? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #6 August 19, 2003 I'll have a beer thank you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #7 August 19, 2003 Well, you're a skydiver, so I guess there's no need to ask domestic or imported, right? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #8 August 19, 2003 sorry ivan never saw it, but it's funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #9 August 19, 2003 Yep, so the answer is ..... what ever kind you have, I'm not picky.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #10 August 19, 2003 I agree, I was a bartender in Santa Ana California. The bar had patrons 3 deep all waving cash to get your attention. Fire marshals at the door, bouncers everywhere, the whole thing. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #11 August 19, 2003 Quotesorry ivan never saw it, but it's funny You mean you haven't read every post on her 10 times? Shame on you!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #12 August 19, 2003 QuoteYou mean you haven't read every post on here 10 times? Shame on you!!!! only if the weather is bad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #13 August 20, 2003 QuoteWell, you're a skydiver, so I guess there's no need to ask domestic or imported, right? Damn, no wonder they say if looks could kill, you'd be ready to murder the turtle..."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #14 August 20, 2003 Wha'd I do? Just a guy, kinda hangin' out....looking to score... a beer i mean...I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stylinmike1 0 #15 August 20, 2003 QuoteWhat about guys who order White Russians? Mail-order brides are for hard up whuffos w/few prospects (no offense meant to anyone of Russian ancestry...) stylinmike (>O]-< Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #16 August 20, 2003 What about the guy who goes to the bars and orders just a coke????=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #17 August 20, 2003 QuoteQuoteWell, you're a skydiver, so I guess there's no need to ask domestic or imported, right? Damn, no wonder they say if looks could kill, you'd be ready to murder the turtle... Huh? Wha? Um, ok, so, like, I totally don't get it? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #18 August 20, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuoteWell, you're a skydiver, so I guess there's no need to ask domestic or imported, right? Damn, no wonder they say if looks could kill, you'd be ready to murder the turtle... Huh? Wha? Um, ok, so, like, I totally don't get it? Just made the comment after reading your post, and checking out your avatar.."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
