sinker 0 #1 August 18, 2003 I've had this HORRIBLE song skipping through my feeble mind tonight and thought I would share the love and plant it in some of YOU... misery loves company... it's from Bon Jovi ... "I want to be as close as The Holy Ghost is... I wanna lay you down in a bed of roses." sorry folks, I just couldn't keep that shitty song to my self all evening... with any luck, you won't be able to go to sleep tonight either.... love ya! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,991 #2 August 18, 2003 For bad lyrics it's hard to beat The Cars: ----------------------------------- I been lying on your feathers you keep talkin' about the weather I'm a psilocybin pony you're a flick fandango phoney it's a sticky contradiction it's a thing you call creation everything is science fiction and I ought to know --------------------------------- life's the same I'm moving in stereo life's the same except for my shoes life's the same you're shakin' like tremolo life's the same it's all inside you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #3 August 18, 2003 Hey! I happen to like Bon Jovi and that particular song. Besides,you quoted it wrong. "I want to be just as close as you're lonely ghost is.. and lay you down in a bed of roses" "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 August 18, 2003 Quotelightning crashes, a new mother cries her placenta falls to the floor HERE"S an example of lyrics gone wrong....WAY too biological Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #5 August 18, 2003 Quote Quotelightning crashes, a new mother cries her placenta falls to the floor HERE"S an example of lyrics gone wrong....WAY too biological Eww!Eww!Ewwwww! where the hell did you hear that? "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 August 18, 2003 It's by Live, its called Lightening Crashes... Ok, bad lyrics... umm. "the eyes of Texas are upon you" Yeah, that sounds like HELL! (props to anyone, besides Moody, who actually gets what I'm talking about here).--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #7 August 18, 2003 lonely ghost is??? what the fuck does that mean? you sure it isn't holy ghost? it's just so cheesy, it HAS to be that... -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunman 0 #8 August 18, 2003 No dude, you want to hear bad lyrics, just turn on the damn radio to your local top 40 station. I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky I think about it every night and day Spread my wings and just fly away... FUCKING GAY! I want to throw that asshole out of an airplane with no rig and say "I thought you could fly, motherfucker!" Sunman is drunk. Very very drunk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #9 August 18, 2003 lol at drunkman... uh, I mean sunman... -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #10 August 18, 2003 "Yoooooooooooooooo...Tell me what you want, what you really really want!!!!!!!!" Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #11 August 18, 2003 Rammstein - Du Hast Lame, especially if you speak the language. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #12 August 18, 2003 Err.. Chuck Norris? Walker - Texas Ranger? tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #13 August 18, 2003 Quote "Yoooooooooooooooo...Tell me what you want, what you really really want!!!!!!!!" Do you want to be my lover ???---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 August 18, 2003 why is it when I want to remember the worlds worst song I cant, but when I'm studyiing or something I cant get it out of my head!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #15 August 18, 2003 QuoteDo you want to be my lover ??? You have got to give! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #16 August 18, 2003 QuoteQuoteDo you want to be my lover ??? You have got to give! friendship never ends (I don't know zhe other words...) ---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #17 August 18, 2003 Hmmm...has got me stuffed too. Ok, scrap that. New song "If I had to do the same again... I would my friend, Fernando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
78RATS 0 #18 August 18, 2003 Quote "the eyes of Texas are upon you" You hate these lyrics only because you must endure them each time UT scores. (which is quite often against A&M) Good luck with that new defensive scheme. HAHAHAHAHAHA Rat for Life - Fly till I die When them stupid ass bitches ask why Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #19 August 18, 2003 come on now, macarthur park has to be the all time champ of bad lyrics: someone left the cake out in the rain, i don't think that i can take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it, and i'll never have the recipe again, oh, no!"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #20 August 18, 2003 not very good at ABBA... maybe : money money money, always money, in a rich man's world all the things could do, if I had a little money, in a rich man's world...---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #21 August 18, 2003 "Now go...walk out the door, Just turn around now, 'Cause you're not welcome anymore..." Wouldn't F#ck off be sufficient? Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #22 August 18, 2003 QuoteWouldn't F#ck off be sufficient? Sufficient? Yes. Dramatic? No. And since this song is sort of an anthem for the queer folks, drama is required. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #23 August 18, 2003 Too True, I suppose it also doesnt go with the rest of the song, now does it? Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #24 August 18, 2003 I've got all my life to live and I've got all my love to give I will survive ---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #25 August 18, 2003 **sounds gong** WRONG! "Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye... You'd think I'd crumble, You'd think I'd lay down and die... Oh not I... I will survive..." Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
