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>really? that seems kinda cruel and wouldnt it hurt the poor goat? why
>would anyone want to do this??

No more cruel than taking a dog skydiving or juggling ferrets (which Winsor did in tent 4 this year; they seemed to like it.) No more cruel than walking a dog who is choking himself trying to lunge at cats. No more cruel than putting a bit on a horse, or putting him in a trailer.

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Everyone is assuming... A lot of people use goats as a source of milk. They are well-fed and cared for. If this guy bought the goat to take home to his family, it would be a happy goat. :)



but little does it know...



That it will need to pick out a wedding dress and ....
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Do you mind letting the goat decide if it's happy or not?

-- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo
Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

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Do you mind letting the goat decide if it's happy or not?



Bwaaahaaa :D :D

Perhaps the motorcycle ride is part of its search for happiness. A Zen monk wondering the world. It could be saying "I am the Goat-King and your are my goat-bitch. Take me to the clover field..." ;) The goat does have that sly grin, doesn't it?

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It's time to end the slavery of man to goat. Is free transportation for goats a right, or just a poorly planned entitlement that got out of control during the Clinton presidency?

Rise up oppressed humans and throw off the yoke of slavery forced on us by our goat masters!

That poor man - it looks like it hurts.

Someone should buy him a present.

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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not a vegetarian here, i just hate the thought of killing animals, at any cost. did anyone see road rules the other night when they had to kill that poor little chicken?[:/]



Do you think meat grows in a plastic bag ? One of the best things I ever did, when I was 16, was to help a family slaughter a pig. After that I've always known where meat comes from.

Who knows, maybe turnips suffer when they're ripped from the ground, we still gotta eat.

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I gotta say this is one of the funnier and more ridiculous threads I've read. I am vegetarian, non-judgemental, I like to think. WHAT ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT?? We completely don't know the context of this picture. The goat could be the dude's bitch, the dude could be the goat's bitch, one could be the other's source of dinner or milk, or gift for the kids! Dude could be rescuing goatie from a slaughterhouse. Who knows? Who cares? Great pics!!

I like the idea of TMG's. Goats are pretty calm and could probably talk down that terrified S/L student pretty well, I'd think. There must be some sort of glove a rigger could come up with to fit over the hoof that would allow them to grab hackeys and handles...

:D

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Use a ripcord with a big D-ring. Put hoof through D-ring, yank. Methinks flaring would be a bigger problem:D

-- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo
Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

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Who knows, maybe turnips suffer when they're ripped from the ground, we still gotta eat.



I could have sworn that the lettuce and tomato I had in my salad the other night were praying not to be eaten...The radishes didn't realy care and the niether did the broccoli...but those damn Luttuce leaves kept screaming to let them go....

Or it could have been the lobster that was being put in th\e Boiling water...>:(

Hey, A guy's gotta eat.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Use a ripcord with a big D-ring. Put hoof through D-ring, yank. Methinks flaring would be a bigger problem:D



Aren't mountain goats used to jumping from great heights? They probably don't even need to flare if the passenger keeps their feet up. Although nibbling on passengers' clothes could be a problem...[:/]

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Who knows, maybe turnips suffer when they're ripped from the ground, we still gotta eat.



I could have sworn that the lettuce and tomato I had in my salad the other night were praying not to be eaten...The radishes didn't realy care and the niether did the broccoli...but those damn Luttuce leaves kept screaming to let them go....



An obvious example - chickens. Look at their feet. Little roots. One day the farmer was coming down the row and they realized it was harvest time. They started struggling at their roots and... freedom. Their feet/legs came loose from the soil and they sprinted.

The chicken issue has been confusing the vegetarians ever since. :)

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The chicken issue has been confusing the vegetarians ever since.



confusion

n 1: disorder resulting from a failure to behave predictably; "the army retreated in confusion" 2: a mental state characterized by a lack of clear and orderly thought and behavior [syn: mental confusion, disarray] 3: a feeling of embarrassment that leaves you confused [syn: discombobulation] 4: a mistake that results from taking one thing to be another; "he changed his name in order to avoid confusion with the notorious outlaw" [syn: mix-up, confounding]


I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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The chicken issue has been confusing the vegetarians ever since. :)



I know, as a non-meat eater, or veternarian, I find myself very confused by chickens.

And different flavors of ice cream.

And steering wheels and long words and how I should do my hair and whether I should get my breasts enbiggened.

[:/]

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Shouldn't perfection be revered?

I think the Rev would agree...

Post em anyway so we can decide for ourselves.;)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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