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PhillyKev

I don't know how I get away with this sh!t...

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So I'm in the bar with my friend last night, and getting good and loaded. She's leaving for Rome for 6 months next week so we're doing shots, basically getting wrecked.

There's a group of Pagans at the bar and they're talking about racing their bikes and how fast they are. I start telling them how I can beat all of them. One of them says, lets go...Philly to Daytona and back. I tell him he misunderstood, I didn't mean on a bike...try going 150mph straight toward the ground. Well, now I've got a group of 10 bikers that want to come out and do tandems. We'll see if they chicken out or not.

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we were loading in the skyvan once and there was a 300lb, 6'3" biker aff student crying like a baby. On the ride up we were all joking about how macho the guy was when he told that story to his friends

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good job. I wish I could that. If they chicken out ya gotta give them some shit



Well, they started coming up with excuses right off the bat.

"Yeah, I always wanted to try that but I don't want to be strapped onto no guy."

So I told him he could jump on his own and do AFF.

"Pffft, I gotta sit through 6 hours of classroom training, I don't have time for that."

:D

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I dont know if any DZO wants a herd of Pagans showing up at the DZ anyway ;)



They are waaaaay more fun than a pack of religious freaks.........:P and you dont have to watch your languageB|

Roy
They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

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I dont know if any DZO wants a herd of Pagans showing up at the DZ anyway ;)



They are waaaaay more fun than a pack of religious freaks.........:P and you dont have to watch your languageB|

Roy



.... hehehe.... drunken hay-rides with bible study groups are so fun though!
(yeah, they'll never come past the dz again [:/])
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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and you dont have to watch your language





Unless you are at AerOhio.....:D I got yelled at for telling someone to "Get the FUCK off the plane!!! GO BITCH!!!" I tend to get agitated when people are hosing my spot for no good reason. Ahhh....who needs that DZ anyway. :D

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