PhoenixFire 0 #1 August 15, 2003 A woman is in a hospital, in a coma. After a few days, her nurse notices that every time she cleans the woman with a sponge around the crotch area, her vital signs, according to the nearby monitor, increase significantly. The nurse gets the bright idea that oral sex might just provide the stimulus to bring the woman out of her coma. She calls the woman's husband, tells him her idea about oral sex, and he agrees. When he arrives at the hospital, the nurse ushers him into the room, closes the curtain around the bed, and closes the door. Five minutes later, the man comes running out of the room screaming that all of his wife's vital signs have plummeted to zero and she needs a doctor immediately. The nurse, upset that her idea not only failed, but seemed to be threatening the life of the woman she had sought to save, asked the man what happened. "I'm not sure, but I think she choked." 4 more Hrs.......Peace Be Da Journey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #2 August 15, 2003 LOL ---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #3 August 15, 2003 to funny.lolI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #4 August 15, 2003 I don't get it... Isn't she supposed to?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites