digurman 0 #1 August 11, 2003 I started telling everyone at work that the pin is used to open the reserve canopy. "you pop it of your neck, reach around behind you and insert it into the "reserve locking device ..." They still think it is a phallic symbol though and are afraid to touch it. Words aren't real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #2 August 11, 2003 i hate telling wuffos what it is.... any good ideas of something better to say? sometimes i just want to say it stands for freedom... help! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
okalb 104 #3 August 11, 2003 I used to tell them it was my booger picker!Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #4 August 11, 2003 QuoteI used to tell them it was my booger picker! i probly won't use that excuse, anymore out there?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 August 11, 2003 I told someone once that it was a packing key. Yep, just insert it into your rig and the damn thing packs it self.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
digurman 0 #6 August 11, 2003 A penis insert. Words aren't real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
digurman 0 #7 August 11, 2003 Guys can say, "I have to get a new one because I bent it." Girls can say, "my boyfriend bent it" or "I got carried away and bent it while my boyfriend had it in me." Words aren't real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #8 August 11, 2003 When asked about mine, I calmly reply to the whuffo: "I'm sorry, but you do not have sufficient security clearance for that information". or "That would be. . . - none of your goddamn business". (I don't get many Christmas cards, but that's O.K.) ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #9 August 11, 2003 You can always pretend that theres nothing there at all and act like they are out of their minds. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 August 11, 2003 "Its a rune, it means closure..."--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #11 August 11, 2003 Quote"Its a rune, it means closure..." ahh, finally one i would actually use! thanks aggie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #12 August 11, 2003 It's half of a "69" emblem. Somebody else has the other half. But don't say that at work, or you'll get brought up on charges before the Inquisition for sexual harassment. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
digurman 0 #13 August 11, 2003 A ruin? Is that a bent rune? Smart people can't spell. Especially Aggies. I remember a test in an animal science class. One guy said, "hey, how do you spell farm?" His buddy whispered, "I'm not sure, but I think it is "e-i-e-i-o." Words aren't real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #14 August 11, 2003 Everyone at work knows exactly what it is, how it works, etc. My classroom has LARGE Michael McGowan pics all over it explaining my passion. I wear my necklace most every day and get quite a few questions about it at work and around town becuase it is so unigue. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cava 0 #15 August 11, 2003 I actually had a whuffo ask me that. After explaining as simply as possible what a cp was, he goes, "Oh, so when you want your parachute to come out, you take that off your neck and use that one? Is that why all you guys wear them?" I responded with a blank stare, and after a moment tried again... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #16 August 11, 2003 QuoteI actually had a whuffo ask me that. After explaining as simply as possible what a cp was, he goes, "Oh, so when you want your parachute to come out, you take that off your neck and use that one? Is that why all you guys wear them?" I responded with a blank stare, and after a moment tried again... hahaha, great story. gotta love the wuffos... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowbird 0 #17 August 11, 2003 "It's a symbol for freedom." Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #18 August 11, 2003 QuoteI actually had a whuffo ask me that. After explaining as simply as possible what a cp was, he goes, "Oh, so when you want your parachute to come out, you take that off your neck and use that one? Is that why all you guys wear them?" I responded with a blank stare, and after a moment tried again... Isn't that how you do it ? I'm always dropping mine at line stretch, it's really getting to be expensive! Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
digurman 0 #19 August 14, 2003 now that's funny. Words aren't real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #20 August 14, 2003 whuffos always ask THE exact stupid ass question within the other great ones and I always respond with:"NO...only if I was Wiley Cyote" or "NO...'cause then you be a cartoon, not a REAL person"._______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
