and the lord sayeth unto thee....

[Zenister 0]

your band really blows..

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Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.

[thethinker 0]

lmfao zen......thats terrible m8

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann von Goethe

[bch7773 0]

you know they are going to pretend somehow that God actually was being nice to them... something like: "The devil tried to destroy our stage with wind, but the lord stopped it enough so that nobody was killed! Praise the lord!"

MB 3528, RB 1182

[digurman 0]

They always pick where the miracle starts. If 100 people are killed, but the rest are saved, it is because god stepped in. I always say, "what about those other hundred poor bastards."

I used to be one of those Jesus freaks. It is kind of like bungie jumping. A lot of people try it but don't stick with it.

Then I finally saw god - he has a very large head. Actually ,I was hallucinating pretty bad that night, but his words were clear, "I do not exist."

Words aren't real

[TitaniumLegs 8]

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Then I finally saw god - he has a very large head. Actually ,I was hallucinating pretty bad that night, but his words were clear, "I do not exist."

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"Ah!" says man "But the babelfish is a dead giveaway. It proves you exist, so therefore you don't. QED."

"Oh, dear" says God "I hadn't thought of that." and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Well, that was easy." says man, and goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

(>o|-<

If you don't believe me, ask me.

[BlueEyedMonster 0]

PROOF that God hates Christians. Or at least ones that sing.

[airtwardo 7]

...And man did sayith to the son of God-

"Mind crossin' yer legs buddy....we're about outta nails"

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~