gay/drag forum

[digurman 0]

some of us are trying to start a new forum. We are not actually gay, but feel that by encouraging homosexuality, there will be more sky babes for us.

help us get dragchute off the ground by submitting your best pics of dropzone drag queens, etc.

better bisexual than bi-polar
but bi-polar aint bad

Words aren't real

[Zennie 0]

There are two types of guys girls seem to gravitate around... married guys and gay guys... both for the same reason I think: because they're safe.

Welp. I ain't married anymore, so maybe if I hold myself out as gay....

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

[BlueEyedMonster 0]

Actually It would totally work... You'd get so laid doing that.

[Zennie 0]

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Actually It would totally work... You'd get so laid doing that.

See, that's what I'm thinking. Girls would see it as a challenge.

Only thing is the gay guys would have to agree not to "out" me as heterosexual.

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

[turtlespeed 220]

I dunno Zennie...I'm thinking that blue has alterior motives on this one.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Zennie 0]

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I'm thinking that blue has alterior motives on this one.

He did just say "laid", didn't he?

Hmmm. This could get kinda complex....

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

[turtlespeed 220]

here i found this a few posts down...Now look carfully...are you SURE you want to do this?http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=11564;

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[turtlespeed 220]

I'm thinking that he thinks he will too.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Zennie 0]

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I'm thinking that he thinks he will too

Man, this could do wonders for my ego. Getting hit on by chicks and guys all over the place.

I've been hit on by guys before. I just say "Hey man, I'm flattered, but I'm a flaming heterosexual."

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

[BlueEyedMonster 0]

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Actually It would totally work... You'd get so laid doing that.

See, that's what I'm thinking. Girls would see it as a challenge.
Only thing is the gay guys would have to agree not to "out" me as heterosexual.

I wouldn't. It would be fun to watch. Because you couldn't be "converted" right away. You'd have to play the gay line for a bit. There is one problem though. How ya gonna keep from popping wood when they grind on ya and stick their boobies in your face when you're dancing? Or run around in their under things and don't care that you are there? You are gonna have to pull off the "completely not interested" act.

[turtlespeed 220]

Say it aint so!!!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[BlueEyedMonster 0]

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***I've been hit on by guys before. I just say "Hey man, I'm flattered, but I'm a flaming heterosexual."

Ha ha ha I don't hit on hetrosexual guys. I let them hit on me.

[turtlespeed 220]

How long is the expected waiting period before they "Try to turn you"?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Zennie 0]

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You'd have to play the gay line for a bit.

Yeah I know. And in that time not only would I have to act uninterested, I'd have to fend off guys like you.

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How ya gonna keep from popping wood when they grind on ya and stick their boobies in your face when you're dancing?

Ironically enough, I'd probably have to visualize a guy's big hairy ass.

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

[Zennie 0]

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It would be fun to watch.

Well, my current luck being what it is, if I'm not gonna be getting any, I might as well have some fun playing with people's minds.

GOD I'm such a tease.

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

[turtlespeed 220]

hmmm...mind games are all fun...until someone puts an eye out!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[BlueEyedMonster 0]

ROTFLMMFAO

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Yeah I know. And in that time not only would I have to act uninterested, I'd have to fend off guys like you.

Good thing you get to keep your ego as a gay man

But, sorry dude, I'm a size queen. So ya won't have to worry about fending me off.

And be careful visualizing big hairy asses while the girls are arousing you. Psychological association is a powerful thing. And you don't want to associate big hairy butts with being turned on.

[turtlespeed 220]

Nope...no wanna asochiate wit dat, man.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[skymama 37]

Hmmm....Zennie's gay? He's so attractive to me now.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[pop 0]

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but feel that by encouraging homosexuality, there will be more sky babes for us.

BWAHAHAHA...I love you way of thinking. I support the Gay forum all the way just for that reason.

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[BlueEyedMonster 0]

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BWAHAHAHA...I love you way of thinking. I support the Gay forum all the way just for that reason.

GOOD! Then the next time I measure a chick to make a jumpsuit for her... You are coming with. You can do the inseam... when she unexpectedly just drops her pants so I "can measure better." You can get the between the nipple measurement too.

[Zennie 0]

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Hmmm....Zennie's gay? He's so attractive to me now.

** whispers **

Hey guys, I think it's working!

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

[Zennie 0]

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Then the next time I measure a chick to make a jumpsuit for her... You are coming with. You can do the inseam... when she unexpectedly just drops her pants so I "can measure better." You can get the between the nipple measurement too.

HEY! No fair! This was my idea!

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

[jtval 0]

hey zennie,
I think this thread should be called "queer guy for the straight guy" ( have you heard o fthe show queer EYE for the straight guy? spoof on it)


they would have to train you to be gay ..I.E Dress nice, have nice interior design on your home, have TACT and class, get fit/healthy.....then you could really trick the women

but im sure Blue,brian, narci and the rest would wonder just how far youre willing to go to trick the women.

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[turtlespeed 220]

they would have to train you to be gay ..I.E Dress nice, have nice interior design on your home, have TACT and class, get fit/healthy.....then you could really trick the women***

On a skydiving budget...?

Zennie did you go gay already...I thought that wasn't until next week...

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun