BlueEyedMonster 0 #1 August 9, 2003 I wanted to be one so bad. I aced the test. But the military had something against gay guys that slept walked, and who had a seizure at age 3 carrying big guns. I want to thank you all here, DropZone.com, and HH. You have all helped me to fulfill my Post Whore potential. This is post 1000... and none of you can reach me with pie neener neener neener I am now a Veteran. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #2 August 9, 2003 Congrats... Nice job postwhoring. I am so proud of you! [A tear of pride falls from TX's eye and she gently wipes it with a handkerchief embroidered with her initials] Now, I want to follow in Blue's footsteps... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 August 9, 2003 QuoteThis is post 1000.. Amatuer.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #4 August 9, 2003 QuoteAmatuer.... When I grow up freeflir29, I wanna be just like you. But it will be 70 years before I grow up. Hey... and 0 to Veteran in 2 months is not that bad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 August 9, 2003 Quoteand 0 to Veteran in 2 months is not that bad. I think I had that in two weeks. Of course...I had a computer job that kept me at a desk all day back then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #6 August 9, 2003 1000 posts in two months? Jason, pal, you need to find a boyfriend Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #7 August 9, 2003 Quote1000 posts in two months? Jason, pal, you need to find a boyfriend No SHit... I'm working on the hottie mechanic boy. We might have a second date on Sunday. I think a second date is a record for this year. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #8 August 9, 2003 So the Army denied you a 'fruitful' career huh? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #9 August 9, 2003 Quote Hey... and 0 to Veteran in 2 months is not that bad. I was thinking more like sad . . . but Keith was right you need a Boyfriend. Just don't borrow a canopy from Keith __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #10 August 9, 2003 QuoteNo SHit... I'm working on the hottie mechanic boy. We might have a second date on Sunday. I think a second date is a record for this year. Your obviously not using enough WD40 Blue.... What did you do on yer first date btw? or is that Private?????????? Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BlueEyedMonster 0 #11 August 9, 2003 QuoteWhat did you do on yer first date btw? or is that Private?????????? Ha ha ha No we TALKED. I am a good boy sometimes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SadSue 0 #12 August 9, 2003 I expected you to get oral!!!! Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites monkey1031 0 #13 August 9, 2003 B.E.M. Now I get the sticker on your helmet... I know a lad over Eagan way... He's an acquaintance of mine, not too shabby lookin' either, but not really sure how to make the link. See you at the 50th tomorrow? I think I'll be out there, but not sure yet. SMD7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BlueEyedMonster 0 #14 August 9, 2003 QuoteB.E.M. Now I get the sticker on your helmet... ROTFLMAO. I'm sorry, we had a good laugh at our expense on that one. I was gonna tell ya but I forgot. Just when ya think EVERYBODY knows... Quote See you at the 50th tomorrow? I think I'll be out there, but not sure yet. I won't be there. My crappy work schedule just changed.. I cannot go to sleep until 6 in the morning until I adjust... and I am too mentally wasted right now to jump this weekend. I'll be there next weekend though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites monkey1031 0 #15 August 9, 2003 fer chrissake.... i'm only out there enough to stay current in skydiving.... not everybody's damn personal life. give a straighty a break, would ya'! SMD7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BlueEyedMonster 0 #16 August 9, 2003 Quotefer chrissake.... i'm only out there enough to stay current in skydiving.... not everybody's damn personal life. give a straighty a break, would ya'! SMD7 See You are being punished for not jumping more Bad Birdman! The awesome clouds you missed last weekend! But, I'll let it slide this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiverbrian 0 #17 August 9, 2003 Quoteand none of you can reach me with pie This comment will be remembered longer than you can imagine. One day, you'll show up at a boogie somewhere (Eloy, perhaps?) and you'll get pied like you can't imagine! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites QuickDraw 0 #18 August 9, 2003 I seem to get the impression that BlueEyedMonster isn't a 'pie sorta guy'. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiverbrian 0 #19 August 9, 2003 In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BlueEyedMonster 0 #20 August 9, 2003 QuoteQuoteand none of you can reach me with pie This comment will be remembered longer than you can imagine. One day, you'll show up at a boogie somewhere (Eloy, perhaps?) and you'll get pied like you can't imagine! Sure Brian.... You are just looking for an excuse to whip cream wrestle with me like Merriah did on my 100th jump. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jayruss 0 #21 August 9, 2003 QuoteI seem to get the impression that BlueEyedMonster isn't a 'pie sorta guy'. Actually he’s allergic to MUFFins __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiverbrian 0 #22 August 10, 2003 Quotefor an excuse to whip cream wrestle with me Do I really need an excuse? I was just planning on asking nicely. If that doesn't work, then Plan B involved alcohol! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jayruss 0 #23 August 10, 2003 Quote Do I really need an excuse? I was just planning on asking nicely. If that doesn't work, then Plan B involved alcohol! Brian, Blue doesn't drink, and he likes it rough, so you’ll need whips and chains __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rhino 0 #24 August 10, 2003 QuoteAmatuer.... Yeah.. What Clay said.. LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BlueEyedMonster 0 #25 August 10, 2003 QuoteQuote Do I really need an excuse? I was just planning on asking nicely. If that doesn't work, then Plan B involved alcohol! Brian, Blue doesn't drink, and he likes it rough, so you’ll need whips and chains What? Alcohol? Whips? Chains? YIKES!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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BlueEyedMonster 0 #11 August 9, 2003 QuoteWhat did you do on yer first date btw? or is that Private?????????? Ha ha ha No we TALKED. I am a good boy sometimes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #12 August 9, 2003 I expected you to get oral!!!! Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkey1031 0 #13 August 9, 2003 B.E.M. Now I get the sticker on your helmet... I know a lad over Eagan way... He's an acquaintance of mine, not too shabby lookin' either, but not really sure how to make the link. See you at the 50th tomorrow? I think I'll be out there, but not sure yet. SMD7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #14 August 9, 2003 QuoteB.E.M. Now I get the sticker on your helmet... ROTFLMAO. I'm sorry, we had a good laugh at our expense on that one. I was gonna tell ya but I forgot. Just when ya think EVERYBODY knows... Quote See you at the 50th tomorrow? I think I'll be out there, but not sure yet. I won't be there. My crappy work schedule just changed.. I cannot go to sleep until 6 in the morning until I adjust... and I am too mentally wasted right now to jump this weekend. I'll be there next weekend though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkey1031 0 #15 August 9, 2003 fer chrissake.... i'm only out there enough to stay current in skydiving.... not everybody's damn personal life. give a straighty a break, would ya'! SMD7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #16 August 9, 2003 Quotefer chrissake.... i'm only out there enough to stay current in skydiving.... not everybody's damn personal life. give a straighty a break, would ya'! SMD7 See You are being punished for not jumping more Bad Birdman! The awesome clouds you missed last weekend! But, I'll let it slide this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #17 August 9, 2003 Quoteand none of you can reach me with pie This comment will be remembered longer than you can imagine. One day, you'll show up at a boogie somewhere (Eloy, perhaps?) and you'll get pied like you can't imagine! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #18 August 9, 2003 I seem to get the impression that BlueEyedMonster isn't a 'pie sorta guy'. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #19 August 9, 2003 In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #20 August 9, 2003 QuoteQuoteand none of you can reach me with pie This comment will be remembered longer than you can imagine. One day, you'll show up at a boogie somewhere (Eloy, perhaps?) and you'll get pied like you can't imagine! Sure Brian.... You are just looking for an excuse to whip cream wrestle with me like Merriah did on my 100th jump. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #21 August 9, 2003 QuoteI seem to get the impression that BlueEyedMonster isn't a 'pie sorta guy'. Actually he’s allergic to MUFFins __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #22 August 10, 2003 Quotefor an excuse to whip cream wrestle with me Do I really need an excuse? I was just planning on asking nicely. If that doesn't work, then Plan B involved alcohol! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #23 August 10, 2003 Quote Do I really need an excuse? I was just planning on asking nicely. If that doesn't work, then Plan B involved alcohol! Brian, Blue doesn't drink, and he likes it rough, so you’ll need whips and chains __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #24 August 10, 2003 QuoteAmatuer.... Yeah.. What Clay said.. LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #25 August 10, 2003 QuoteQuote Do I really need an excuse? I was just planning on asking nicely. If that doesn't work, then Plan B involved alcohol! Brian, Blue doesn't drink, and he likes it rough, so you’ll need whips and chains What? Alcohol? Whips? Chains? YIKES!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
