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As evidence by the injuries I sustained last time at PB, where I couldnt even get out of bed every morning without it hurting like fuck





Ummm....I'm not sure cause I don't surf anything but parachutes...but....I don't think you are doing it right. :D




If youre not injured by the first day, youre not doing it right.



if you think thats true at all then you need to go buy a clue and a coach. i've been surfing on and off since i was 10.

guess what?

no injuries. other than the time i stood up on some coral and that was just stupid, nothing to do with surfing..

hate to say it (not really its actually kinda fun) but i really think you should start on yet another login name and go with my original suggestion..

'posin'



Is that right? Well, FYI - I always go out with the group, some of who are pro-surfers, two are world class surfers, one from Australia, the other who has placed first in every contest he's been in.

Two of the pro-surfers have sustained serious injuries over the past year, one was in the hospital for almost three months at the first part of this year.

But since youve never been injured, I guess from your post that would make you a world class surfer much better than they are since they get injured quite frequently. So I guess they are just posin' too, huh?

There are also a lot of world class pro-surfers who get seriously injured on the Pipeline, so I take it from your post that they too are not anywhere near as good as you are and they are also just posin'.

The group, has invited me to join them in Brazil this winter, and Ill be there, they also invited me out with them to Hawaii if they end up going there this summer. Funny how they are willing to go out with such a "poser" like me, huh? But I guess you just know me so much better than they do even though Ive been surfing with them for about a year now.

Tell you what Im going to do, Im going to send the content of your post here to Rick one of the pro-surfers, just so I can get a kick out of what he says. Knowing him, I know this is going to have me rolling:D:D:D Then Im going to post his response here so everyone else can have a good laugh. I cant believe that post...:D:D:D



i guess reading for content and meaning isnt a skill you developed since your assuming quite a bit that isnt ANYWHERE in my post..


please do.(fwd it on) if they are anything like all the surfers i've ever known your just the local joke, occasionally entertaining and good for comic relief. Maybe you should point them to this board to, i bet they'd enjoy laughing at you here too :P
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Did I tell you the story of Skymama and Ladyskydive tying me up in a raft?????



Um....it was SkyMama and LadySkyDiver. Someone else has signed up as Ladyskydive without the R.
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Dude, you win two awards. Award one, the most amount of text typed in the shortest time while still remaining grammaticaly coherent. I mean, you must spend your entire day typing responses, so you definitely have the quantity over quality part down. Award two, least amount of life and most amount of arguing over really stupid stuff.

Please lock this thread.



OMG - Normally I would have some kind of comeback here, but I cant even argue with this.

Award two, least amount of life and most amount of arguing over really stupid stuff.

Yep, just my nature to want to argue over really stupid stuff, which leads to the first point...least amount of life. The problem's been fixed now, and I have a life!

Dont bother locking the thread, Im barely ever on here these days.

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