beavdog 0 #1 August 7, 2003 spend on the can during a normal #2 session? I know this is kinda strange, but I was sittin in a public restroom today and Im quite sure I witnessed the shortest dump in history. A guy came in sat down next to me, ripped a couple, wiped and was outti. That just doesnt seem right to me. Im not one for wasting any time in there smellin my own stench, but damn... Here's to the Breezes that blows through the Trezzez..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #2 August 7, 2003 me? get in, sit down, get it out, wipe off and jam away... no sense sittin around waiting for more to decide it's jump run... -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLOfreefall 0 #3 August 7, 2003 Depends on how new the Parachutist magazine is. Early in the month I can spend upwards of 15-20 minutes, while later that can dwindle down to 5 minutes. Also, posting on dz.com can add some (hang on while I wipe) time spent taking care of business as well! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metalslug 36 #4 August 7, 2003 QuoteDepends on how new the Parachutist magazine is... LOL.. I wasn't sure where you were going with that.. I thought perhaps you wipe with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #5 August 7, 2003 Quotespend on the can during a normal #2 session? I know this is kinda strange, but I was sittin in a public restroom today and Im quite sure I witnessed the shortest dump in history. A guy came in sat down next to me, ripped a couple, wiped and was outti. That just doesnt seem right to me. Im not one for wasting any time in there smellin my own stench, but damn... I think it was because of polls like this that the poll option was banned for a while.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #6 August 7, 2003 Oh and POP the forum regulator comes to the rescue.. yay!!! ... Kiddin brudda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #7 August 7, 2003 QuoteOh and POP the forum regulator comes to the rescue.. yay!!! ... Kiddin brudda I am working towards me greenie status just kidding....7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #8 August 7, 2003 Personally I like to take my time on the can. That's when I do my best thinking. BY THE WAY....It's Thursday!!!! WTF are we doing tonight??????????????????????????????????????????????????7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raefordite 0 #9 August 8, 2003 Well, I'm a kinda gal that goes in, gets it done and is outta there. My husband on the other hand.... 20 minutes minimum, will not even enter the bathroom without sufficient reading material and will not come out until his legs have gone completely numb. I don't get it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #10 August 8, 2003 Oh, it's a power hour for me baby. Save it up all week and go all at once. This way, I can do my bills at the same time. lOL sike... about a ten minute ordeal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #11 August 8, 2003 When I was in High School My Buds used to call me the faster shitter in the East. Some did not actually believed that I took a dump that fast. Why are we discussing this again. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CornishChris 5 #12 August 8, 2003 It's polls like this that make me glad I am a skydiver... CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PilotMike 0 #13 August 9, 2003 QuoteWell, I'm a kinda gal that goes in, gets it done and is outta there. Wait a minute... Girls don't do that -------- Benefitting from the 'free capture of verticality.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #14 August 9, 2003 God forbid that parachutist and skydiving come at the same time.....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #15 August 9, 2003 It's just HAMMER time!--I'm on a mission to knock the shit out of my ass. 2-5 mins. out the door and the O-rings still smokin'_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #16 August 9, 2003 Re: this hole discussion (pun intended): <> Getting to knoooow you, getting to know all about yooou! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #17 August 9, 2003 Ya know, folks that know me know I'm about as much of an open book as they come (Wanna hear about my neuroses? Anyone?) but this without question falls into the TMI category. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #18 August 9, 2003 Well if your in a public restroom....no one wants to sit in there and smell up the place. Cos everyone walks in and if it smells they lookin @ u all funny. I don't like to rush it...u know its sort of a release. But i dont' wanna sit there forever, it gets tiring. Besides the longer u sit, the mroe chance u have of hemmoroids....yikes We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
