digurman 0 #1 August 8, 2003 Hello, I'm new to this forum. It's Friday with blue skies in Houston, but I'm stuck at work. How is everyone else? I can't get my boss to skydive, so I'm changing jobs. I told him I'm not going to sit in this office all day for 90K a year when I could sky dive every day and make 10K or 15K easy. My wife said I need to find a woman that makes more money. I have lots of problems, but I have the answer to them all - skydiving. I've heard that people take heroin to get off skydiving. Words aren't real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #2 August 8, 2003 You and I have things in common... Happy friday bro. Welcome to what can curb your skydiving addiction during the week. DZ.COM. It's not a substitute but it helps Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #3 August 8, 2003 looks like youre on the right track! ...fuk work go skydiving! LOL btw whats this poster you speak of? is it an 18X24 poster of boobies?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canuck278 0 #4 August 8, 2003 Quote btw whats this poster you speak of? is it an 18X24 poster of boobies? I think we should all chip in some money and start a fund to get JT some implants for himself, so that he can play with and stare at them all day long Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
digurman 0 #5 August 8, 2003 yeah a poster of drop zone babes asking the pilot for 15000 feet. Those things sure stick out at high altitude. Words aren't real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #6 August 8, 2003 Quote18X24 poster of boobies Even better...a car WITH boobies.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #7 August 8, 2003 QuoteQuote btw whats this poster you speak of? is it an 18X24 poster of boobies? I think we should all chip in some money and start a fund to get JT some implants for himself, so that he can play with and stare at them all day long LOL Ive always said I want implants...I would keep em in my pocket, and a smil ein my face HAHAHAH!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #8 August 8, 2003 thats FUKN FUNNY AS HELL IVAnMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canuck278 0 #9 August 8, 2003 thats nice dude! god bless cars with boobs....it's like a dream come true Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #10 August 8, 2003 well if trucks can have balls I think cars should have boobs! LOLMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canuck278 0 #11 August 8, 2003 no trucks have rednecks... 70's muscle cars have balls! Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
digurman 0 #12 August 8, 2003 How about a motorcycle with boobs instead of handlebars? And an ergonomic seat. Words aren't real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #13 August 8, 2003 wonder what the hron would sound like?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canuck278 0 #14 August 8, 2003 hey now thats a sweet idea! speaking of motor cycles....anyone ever seen that harley shirt that say on the back..."If you can read this my bitch fell off" that has to be the funniest thing i haver seen Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #15 August 8, 2003 1st time i saw it I was at myrtle beach and a friends buddy was riding around all day with his "bitch" at the end of the day I saw him without her and that was the shirt he was weasring as he p[assed us I doubled over laughingMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canuck278 0 #16 August 8, 2003 a buddy of mine has a bumper sticker on his car that says "my other ride is your mom" Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #17 August 8, 2003 HAHAH! I love stupid mom jokes..... speaking of stupid moms....! LOLMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canuck278 0 #18 August 8, 2003 i have a buddy who is kinda overweight...not really actually but we harras him anyway.....well one day someone asked him why he was sooo fat and his response was "cause after everytime i nail your mom she makes me a sandwich" I almost wet myself i was laughing so hard Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #19 August 8, 2003 hahah! sounds like a nice lady! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
digurman 0 #20 August 8, 2003 This is some real crack up material. I don't know why the girls arent' joining in though. One of the trainers at my drop zone was teaching me to pack and she got to stuffing in the pilot chute and said, "I like it all the way in." Then she jiggled the loose hackey and said, "this is a limp hackey, I like mine hard." "If it is like this I will fu... with it all the way up in the plane, until it gets hard." I thought, now this girl is an expert. I don't think biker old ladies are as good as some of these drop zone girls. Plus you don't have those long lines. Words aren't real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
