When you are in the public bathroom going number 2 and someone else comes in, I...

[crapflinger2000 1]

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What would Vic Mackey do?

[AggieDave 6]

I wait for the "aggghhh, damn!" from the person that comes in...then silently laugh. But I keep on truck'n, who cares if anyone comes into the head while you're there.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[wmw999 2,544]

I go to ladies' rooms. We have doors
When I was in the 8th grade, I was so shy that I wouldn't audibly pee in the girls' room if anyone else came in. I got really good at stopping it . Fortunately I got over that silliness.

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[crapflinger2000 1]

We have doors as well...

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What would Vic Mackey do?

[Push 0]

You left out "pretend to have a loud argument with an imaginary partner until everyone runs away".

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Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

[freeflyz 0]

Keep on truckin..I'm not in there to be polite.....Let it fly my brothers!!

[beavdog 0]

I agree with Aggie, its a riot to have someone mention your stinkyness. Its usually funny if you can rip some juicy ones off...they go runnin for cover.

Here's to the Breezes that blows through the Trezzez.....

[pop 0]

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We have doors as well...

We do?

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[lawrocket 3]

Ask him if he's got a match! He'll need one.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[skydivexxl 0]

Stand on top of the toilet, drop a bowling ball in, and start screaming!

or

Start yelling... "Hummus... looks like hummus..."

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[MyOwnWay 0]

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I agree with Aggie, its a riot to have someone mention your stinkyness. Its usually funny if you can rip some juicy ones off...they go runnin for cover.

but why torture the innocent?????
okay, it is funny as hell when someone stinks so bad, you just have to laugh at it. what else can you do??? get mad? that would be just stupid!

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[lizzieb 0]

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Stand on top of the toilet, drop a bowling ball in, and start screaming!

or

Start yelling... "Hummus... looks like hummus..."

i just snorted my diet coke all over the desk...that was damn funny

[GARYC24 3]

I don't mind them coming in....but I am NOT gonna scoot over !

[Zenister 0]

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I got really good at stopping it .

hopefully you didnt quit practicing though, there are other "uses" for that exact skill....

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[BBKid 0]

I start shouting "come on out, I know you're in there!"

Ooh - 400th post...

Nick
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"I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

[Chivo 0]

"If you gotta go... go with a smile!"
-Joker (Jack Nicholson) in Batman

~Chivo

[CrazyIvan 0]

I'd keep on trucking, but one piece of advise, if that person is your boss you better get out of the bathroom, because if he does the same thing and starts farting and making funny noises, you really lose the respect for the guy.

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[mfrese 0]

Actually, wouldn't it be stand on the toilet, start screaming , then drop the bowling ball?

Doctor I ain't gonna die,
Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash

[BlueEyedMonster 0]

I like to race... whoever gets done first wins!

[wmw999 2,544]

Hmph. Now I know where you got your name:

The Dumper

Wendy W. (g,d,rvvf)

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[splatavoidance 0]

What about making some really loud grunting noises...... dropping a marble on the floor then shouting... Fuck - My Glass eye!!!!!!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you have tried.
If you do succeed, try something harder. - Scene

[wmw999 2,544]

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My Glass eye!!!!!!

Oh great! Now i have to clean the wine off my display! Thanks a bunch

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[GigaBuist 0]

I'll get good and rank in the office bathroom if I need to, but I make damn sure if I do that nobody else in there sees me come out that witnessed it. I try and remain anonymous.

However, I've always wanted to do the folowwing:

"pfrrrraaaapht, fhump, shhhhhhhhhhphrapt -- Anybody else up for Taco Bell for lunch again today?"

[Muenkel 0]

Usually I just keep going and when I am done, I say outloud "Wow, I didn't expect that to come out."

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[usmcdannyboy 0]

what is a fart?????




the lonely cry of some imprisioned turd

I am the light my son...What you seek is fire