fundgh 0 #1 May 28, 2003 I usually fart before I get in and then hold the rest until the door opens. But sometimes.... Well every load I have ever been has been poisoned, what is your coutesy (technique) of releiving the pressure on the way to altitude?...FUN FOR ALL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #2 May 28, 2003 I save it up for my track at breakoff, it really helps. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luv2Fall 0 #3 May 28, 2003 I just hold it with everything I've got..........gets uncomfortable but it just magically goes away once I exit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #4 May 28, 2003 No need to keep the pressure built up in the belly. If I have to let it go, I let it go. Just ask the Aggieland skydivers. As for courtesy, I am very courteous to let everyone know it was me!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #5 May 28, 2003 Quote I save it up for my track at breakoff, it really helps. A puff of smoke and he's gone. Probably looks like you were shot from a cannon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #6 May 28, 2003 Dudes - pinch it in, please. It's so foul. Let it go when no one else is around...................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #7 May 28, 2003 I drop ass before I get on the plane and claim my own. I then inevitably get blamed for any occurrences in the air - be it Hollister or Monterey. All of you evil smelling bastards know who I'm talking about too! You know it's you, and you sit there and blame me! Bastards! At Monterey in particular, Steve Rafferty has a conspiracy going to blame me for every iota of flatulence that occurs on any airplane, regardless of my presence on the plane or even in the county/state/country. I think he has started this conspiracy to hide his problem with his own noxious emissions, but that's just a theory. Beers to all! Vinny the Anvil Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #8 May 28, 2003 I usually fart near Vinnie and look at him with disgust! Other times I'll use it in freefall when sitflying if I have to slow down or head down if I have to speed up.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 May 28, 2003 I laugh, and laugh a lot. So far I've made a jumper cry due to a fart and have forced the door open... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #10 May 28, 2003 QuoteDudes - pinch it in, please. It's so foul. Let it go when no one else is around. AMEN!!!Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #11 May 28, 2003 OMG! Someone let one out last weekend...it smelled sooo rotten I thought I was going to puke ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #12 May 28, 2003 I KNEW it! Fucker! I'm kicking your ass! Hurry up and get back here from Florida. My only hope of reaching your head is to get you so drunk you have to walk on your knees - then you'll still be an inch taller than me. My plan is for NoShit and I to feed you liquor until you can't stand, then I'm going to take my frying-pan hardened face and headbutt you right in the noggin'! I can only see one flaw in my diabolical scheme for revenge, and that's interference from certain ladies......that and it would do nothing to prevent repeat occurrences..... I shall ponder this.....beware Roy! See ya soon. Beers, Vinny Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #13 May 28, 2003 I am back! got in last night... see ya Saturday? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #14 May 28, 2003 If I have to fart, I'll hold it until is my turn to jump, that way, I'll use the fart as a 'booster', is also handy if you wanna track faster __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #15 May 28, 2003 The best time is right after we close the door for takeoff. Then everyone is stuck with it until we get high enough to open the door."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerry81 10 #16 May 28, 2003 First of all, to the nearly-20% of people who said they never fart in the plane; LIARS!!And second- I noticed blaming it on the students is not an option. Not blaming it directly, but if there is a student on the load, people will probably think it's him/her. Fear does funny things to the digestive tract, you know. Anyway, the proper procedure on our plane is to walk to the door, open it a bit, stick your rear end out and do what you gotta do. For to do it inside the plane might provoke 'counter-attacks', and before you knew, we'd be going down with the pilot unconscious at the controls. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #17 May 28, 2003 Take a bow in pride!! Yep that was meeeee!!! LOL Rhino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #18 May 28, 2003 I have never farted in a plane nor do I intend to. Yeah but those damn 's that fly out of my @ss on occasion, well that's a whole other thread entirely... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #19 May 28, 2003 I agree with the ladies. STOP THE INSANITY, GUYS! The plane turns into a gas chamber when you let loose. (I am VERY sensitive to any foul smell due to chronic health conditions ). I know that it's funny, but seriously, some of us get nauseous easily, guys. One time, tears were running down my face, and I began to dry heave. The offender was truly impressive...like a machine. I almost threw up as he was firing away in front of me. I almost couldn't walk to the door (my legs were shaky), and when I landed, every one of his team mates ran up and apologized to me. It was a close call. Gassy ones, please think about the consequences to others. Personally, getting that nauseous leaves me very weak. I really think that it's dangerous to be that way in freefall. Just something to think about, guys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fundgh 0 #20 May 28, 2003 Walking to the door in a King Air is a liitle tough! So, just let em go.... Pull in Place! It is a good way to get the pilot to not give you some extra altitude. As for those who post "yuk" or "please hold it"...give me a break You can't break the rules of physics, even if you are a girl who typically does not fart! ...FUN FOR ALL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fundgh 0 #21 May 28, 2003 Are you Kidding?!...FUN FOR ALL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #22 May 28, 2003 brrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttt!! brrrrtt!! brt!! Yep it was me!!!!! LOL Rhino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #23 May 28, 2003 Rules of physics? Come on cowboy, pinch your butt cheeks together. I know you can do it. I'm sure if a penis got too close to your butt you could figure out a way to defy physics and make this happen...................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #24 May 28, 2003 NOOOOOO...I'm totally serious. I can be brave...as I dated a spectacular farting KING for 5 years (now my ex). After being with him, I understand that maybe some people produce more gas than others. On the plane, it's a different story. I am SERIOUS about getting dry heaves easily. I always get super nauseous when I have to use public restrooms, too. I think that if you guys are serious about not being able to hold it on the plane, I will just have to get a full-face helmet. Laurel -- You tell 'em, girl!!! I like your style... Fundgh...Were you the one with the picture of Shauna at Taft drinking beer? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #25 May 28, 2003 Quote I have never farted in a plane nor do I intend to. Yeah but those damn 's that fly out of my @ss on occasion, well that's a whole other thread entirely... seriously...those are some foul smelling s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
