VanillaSkyGirl 6 #76 May 30, 2003 If you know me, you know what you are in for! Jesus Christ, not you too, Ronnie! Heaven help me.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ronnie 0 #77 May 30, 2003 Oh yea, you are in trouble. A fine selection of cured meats, onions, garlic, and tequilla will be consumed before our next encounter! Lets see, that would be Monterey, right? Oh yea, as a reminder, they do go ALL the way to 15,000 AGL. As an added bonus, feel free to come spend Friday night in our spare room! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #78 May 30, 2003 As an added bonus, feel free to come spend Friday night in our spare room! Do we have to share a bathroom? I may have to stay in Tad's van or get a room of my own. About the plane rides...remember that I DON'T have to be on the same loads (pun intended) as you, buddie! Furthermore, what makes you think that I won't just go to 18,000 and use the oxygen masks... By the way, POOR HALEY!!! She'll be punished the most through this ordeal. (Thinking of Ronnie's gaseous revenge and silently shrieking...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #79 May 30, 2003 see guys (and ladies, who never have to fart, but just in case hell freezes over), the trick is when you absolutely have to fart, do it silent, then when everybody starts looking around, point to the person whos sleeping or got their eyes closed... Its worked for me plenty of times. (hopes the KSUPC guys don't read this ) MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #80 May 30, 2003 Ok, at this point, this thread is hysterical… Last night, my boyfriend and I were talking about what it would be like on the ride to altitude if the plane was filled with girlie whuffo women (sort of, but not quite) like me. This is how I would envision this situation... If one of these girls had gas, she would try to be polite and not manifest until she was done in the ladies room…even if it meant noooo jumps ever! If she still had gas on the way to altitude, she would hold it indefinitely, even if it meant passing out in the plane. If she couldn’t hold it on the plane, it would certainly be understood that she was “sick” (no questions asked) and needed to get to the door NOW! At this point, the other ladies would create a little path, like the parting of the Red Sea, for her to get to the door, which they all would help to open together. The ladies would then look the other way and “be there” for her after she was done getting the demons out of her system. They would then help to comfort the offender by braiding her hair or complimenting her new shoes/boobs/whatever. (They may even share their “I once had gas, too.” stories.) If the gas was still haunting the unlucky lady, she would open the door and silently fling her wretched body from the plane in hopes of having sacrificed herself for the good of the load. The remaining ladies would quietly discuss amongst themselves ways that she could improve her diet as to be better prepared for next time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malev 0 #81 May 30, 2003 Quote Those are little pieces of pooh pooh in your nose! Cheers, like I needed to be reminded of that first thing in the morning. Quote If you find a DZ where they have some kind of policy regarding flatulants let the other anti-fart jumpers know, maybe you can have a fart-free boogie there! Woo - I'd go for that. Or perhaps theres a money making opportunity in selling oxygen masks for the rides up? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #82 May 30, 2003 Quotewhat are you talking about? women don't fart Uh, right. OK. whatEVER (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #83 May 30, 2003 Quote I have never farted in a plane nor do I intend to. Yeah but those damn 's that fly out of my @ss on occasion, well that's a whole other thread entirely... So it's the s that keep pulling your finger? (>o|-If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mickb 0 #84 May 30, 2003 like hell they don't we once had to throw one girl out at 3500ft. It was so bad the pilot gave us the option throw her out or i'm taking it back down. and the door was off at the time. Yes you know who i'm talking about Janet. Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed. Michael Pritchard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #85 May 30, 2003 Scene from Saturday Night Live: (Farters Anonymous... people in robes on steps holding candles) Hi, I'm Bob, and I fart... I'm Eleanor, and I poot... Hey y'all, my name is Leroy, and, aw hell, I just ate a big old can of beans! Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #86 June 3, 2003 Hey everybody, We need to get all of Dropzone.com to start Hasseling "MyOwnWay" about her farting problem. You think gals never fart?? HA!! We were hasseling her and blaming her for a stink her Boyfriend left in the plane, about drove her up the wall. if you run into her in a forum, sniff around, look at her, and shake your head. sds=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #87 June 3, 2003 were are the box,were you blame the person next to ya,so he get the blames Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RippedCord 0 #88 August 7, 2003 QuoteThe offender was truly impressive...like a machine. ...and he changed note four times! edited to add: one of the longest relationships I had was with a gal who (maybe 6 weeks in?) sat in the passenger seat next to me on the way home from El Torito and said "Honey, we can fart in front of each other can't we?" and promptly let one go. I remember laughing and laughing. True love! Ah, mem'ries. AMDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #89 August 7, 2003 our pilot hates it and now he goes down minimum 3000 ft if someone farts... except if it is really an accident and the person immediately reports and apologies...---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vonSanta 0 #90 August 7, 2003 The old veterans are the worst. Have one in my club that rips really foul ones, so nasty that people start retching. And he just sits there with a big grin on his face. Of course the other old timers respond in kind. Once I've built up enough experience, I shall with pleasure join this exclusive club. Until then, I'll do the 'ew' face and point when my own expanding gas finds a way out Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #91 August 7, 2003 we have a couple of vetran arse trumpets at our DZ, I try to hold of if there are punter onboard but if it's just us guys, F**k EMYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #92 August 7, 2003 This is the reason for the little bottle of Pina Colada Spray in the leg pocket of my jumpsuit.... More people need a little bottle to carry to altitude with them.. one sniff of ass gas.. and a little squirt of ASS BE GONE will clear the air for all Amazon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #93 August 7, 2003 No need for spray. You cannot smell with your tongue. I just breath with my mouth as soon as it gets smelly. (Trick I learned growing up on the farm.--I switch without even thinking) But if it get so bad that I can actually taste it, well someone might accidentally fall out the door. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
