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PhoenixFire

if you where a wild animal what animal would you want to be

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Okay this being a skydiving forum, I am sure most ppl will choose some sort of Bird.
If you do choose a bird, then choose something else as well.
give a reason if you want to.
Mine .......
African Fish Eagle = The most majestic bird (IMHO) it represents freedom, power and natural grace.

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Dolphin = I love the Ocean ( gonna start scuba soon) , and to swim freely would be incredible.
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That's easy. A Wildebeest.B|
"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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I think I would like to be a lion. That way I could lounge on the savannah all day. Lick my own balls and have my bitches bring me meals. B| What a great life that must be. :D



Typical... :ph34r:

I'd be a tiger. Trite, I know, but it's my Chinese astrological symbol, and my undergrad mascot, so I feel a certain affinity.

Either that or a wild boar, assuming they, like their domestic cousins, have thirty-minute orgasms. :o

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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No, but your choice does have its perks, what with the ball licking and food service, PLUS, some lions mate over 50 times a day when the 'bitches' are in heat.

So, you still get yours- it's just a matter of quantity over quality. :P

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Hmm, I think it would be pretty cool to be a shark. They're immune to almost every disease out there, they have those extra senses (like detecting magnetic fields) plus they're fast and agile and don't really have natural predators. Plus....
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Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.


- Jack Handey

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Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

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Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.


- Jack Handey


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ahhh, is there anything Jack Handey can't teach us?

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ahhh, is there anything Jack Handey can't teach us?



Well actually yes, there is:
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If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.


- Jack Handey

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Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

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