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As anyone who's spent time in gay chat rooms knows, everyone is 8.5 inches online. When you get them home, you find out they meant centimeters, or they measured from the anus, or they accidently broke the first 3 inches off their ruler before they measured.

Or, as I used to say back then, 98% of all guys are between 5" and 7". And the remaining 75% are above average.


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My biggest problem is my job.. very sedantary working on the night shift in IT with mostly guys who are half my age... they adhere to a diet with 3 major food groups.. pizza, Krispy Kreme doughnuts and beer....GOOD beer not the lite crap. We have a beer fridge right there in the Operations center for socializing after the shift is over.



Girl, I feel your pain! I'm doing shift work now and half of the people I work with are civilain contractors (computer types, analysts, etc.) They are SUCH a bad influence! I put 10 pound on during this deployment and am working my ASS off to drop it! Can't wait to get back to Bragg. This just solidified the fact that I can't get out of the Army because I can't survive in the Krispy Creme donut filled environment!B|

Anyways, to answer the height question, I'm 5"1-1/2 but I always get that extra half an inch!:)

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***Anyways, to answer the height question, I'm 5"1-1/2 but I always get that extra half an inch!:)



Katie, I'm the same height as you. You're right... the extra 1/2 " is very important. I have small feet though... size 6. I'm not sure what that means. ;)
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Anyways, to answer the height question, I'm 5"1-1/2 but I always get that extra half an inch! Not telling my weight!



I don't need to add the 1/2" to the 6'1" part.. its kinda like adding insult to injury.....and I try never to tell my weight/wingloading;) but I have dropped 45 pounds this year... woo hoo.... and today I got to fly my big assed 1970's wing war suit and entered 11th on a 12 way....I really enjoy it when I can escape.... THE BASE.( different one than the ones you are used to Katie;))

I will make it back there to the east coast sometime to jump with you guys... I need to do some relative work in the coming year....I have relatives in Jacksonville FL so its short jaunt to Deland...and Mom live in Myrtle Beach... so I will have to escape that for a couple days( cousins and other relatives...I Love living 3000 miles from all the family drama) and check out some of the DZ in the Carolinas.

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I need to do some relative work in the coming year....I have relatives in Jacksonville FL so its short jaunt to Deland...and Mom live in Myrtle Beach... so I will have to escape that for a couple days( cousins and other relatives...I Love living 3000 miles from all the family drama) and check out some of the DZ in the Carolinas.

Amazon



the jokes are getting worse Jeanne:P;):)
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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6' and 64 kg.

How's that for mixing metaphors?


:D:DActually very bad
6' and 64 kg.
is not a metaphor they're scales of measure:D:D:D
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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