Viking 0 #1 July 31, 2003 I ordered a pair of risers from Mirage in Deland last week. They were shiped on Monday. As of 11:32am yesterday they have been on a fedex truck twice and both of those times were not delivered b/c "Package not due for delivery "............... Not due for delivery?!?!?! are you fucking joking me?! I live no more than 15 miles away from the holding station in Carlsbad and these fuckers don't think its a good idea to get me my package early?!?! I can understand slightly about not doing it yesterday but it was put on a truck at 6:30 this morning, they had the entire damn day to make it to my house!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeedToJump 0 #2 July 31, 2003 As least you know they have it, USPS has lost sooo much of my stuff.. You should just hijack the FedEx truck next time you see it, get your risers and any other freebies you want Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #3 July 31, 2003 When ya pay for ground, ya get ground. Too bad they shipped with the next day stuff, like most all of the stuff does. It all gets shipped together. The shorter time is just on the delivery end. Basically, if ya pay for, say, 5 day, it's gonna be there in 2, but you won't see it for 5.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #4 July 31, 2003 QuoteFedex can suck on my left nut!!! How come when ever you here the sucking of a nut its always the left one??? I mean how come No one likes to suck the right nut?? jasonFreedom of speech includes volume Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #5 July 31, 2003 I think UPS was sucking the right one already....---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
b1jercat 0 #6 July 31, 2003 Mebay he only has one nut and it's his left one. blues jerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #7 July 31, 2003 well if i only have one then it wouldn't have a right or left designation.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #8 July 31, 2003 does being fellated by a major package carrier cause one to lose their virgin status?____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #9 July 31, 2003 Did ya call them? I would have.... and bitched. I do it in a nice, but never backing down way. I always get what I want. After the first day of on the truck but no delivery.... I always get it the next after the phone call Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #10 July 31, 2003 QuoteI always get what I want Let that be a warning to you all!!!!! Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #11 July 31, 2003 Quotedoes being fellated by a major package carrier cause one to lose their virgin status? no but having sex in a hotel in long beach with a hot blond chick does..............I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #12 July 31, 2003 QuoteQuotedoes being fellated by a major package carrier cause one to lose their virgin status?no but having sex in a hotel in long beach with a hot blond chick does.............. You had sex in a hotel???? I've never even done that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #13 July 31, 2003 well in a hotel room ofcourse.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #14 July 31, 2003 Quotewell in a hotel room ofcourse. That either? How much did she cost? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #15 July 31, 2003 i don't find that the slightest bit funny.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #16 July 31, 2003 QuoteQuotedoes being fellated by a major package carrier cause one to lose their virgin status? no but having sex in a hotel in long beach with a hot blond chick does.............. yeeks! missed that one! congrates!____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #17 July 31, 2003 Quote i don't find that the slightest bit funny. That't to bad I thought it was really funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #18 July 31, 2003 well that just shows your taste in humor.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #19 July 31, 2003 Quotewell that just shows your taste in humor. Yup... according to emode: QuoteJason, your sense of humor is Dark Humor There are some things some people don't even talk about. But you somehow manage to make jokes about them. Your humor type is dark and you never met a topic that was too sacred. It's not that you're twisted (well, maybe a little); you just believe that laughter is the universal healer. There's always room to lighten the mood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #20 July 31, 2003 It's too bad, Arthur. I was looking forward to jumping with you. Either way, I will be out that way tomorrow. By the way, like I said previously, although it's not my style as it's crude, I will momentarily stoop to this level for your risers... Fedex can also ~ suck my left tit ~ Edited to add: I will probably never use the word "tit", again. BLAH! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #21 July 31, 2003 Actually, if you ship with FedEx Ground it does move separately from the freight handled by FedEx Express. The companies are both owned by The FedEx Corporation but operate almost entirely independent of one another. Express handles one, two and three day packages and freight. Ground handles the other. You can drop a Ground package off at a FedEx Express location, but it is later picked up by a Ground driver and processed within their own system. It does happen that FedEx will move a ground piece on the Express side, but it is rare. Also, even within Express one day and two or three day packages do not necessarily ship together. The one day will be sorted overnight and arrive in the destination city the next morning. While the bulk of the two and three day packages and freight will be sorted the day after shipping during the morning and flown to the destination cities in the afternoon or evening. As for delivery dates. An attempt can be made to deliver a package earlier than intended but quite often this is avoided. If there is a specific commit date for the package then it is assumed that the shipper and/or the recipient will make plans to have someone available to take delivery on the specified day. The routes are rather tight and taking an extra stop when there is a very good chance that no one will be available to receive it, burns time and fuel. Some packages are shipped on Wednesday or Thursday with a Saturday commit, at greater expense than overnight, because they specifically want the package delivered on Saturday and no earlier. Also, while it is sometimes possible to deliver a package a day or two early (particularly on Monday) it tends to cause problems when some customers come to expect that a two day package will arrive after one day, because this has occurred in the past. If you really want to get your package as soon as possible, you can call the local FedEx Station, Ground or Express, depending on how it was shipped and ask them to either hold it for pick-up or expedite the shipment. Expediting usually entails a surcharge though. And if it was shipped Express and it's late, then be sure to get your refund on the shipping costs. FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #22 July 31, 2003 Quote ~ suck my left tit ~ Edited to add: I will probably never use the word "tit", again. BLAH! oh come on! I think you enjoyed thatI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #23 July 31, 2003 I prefer the word "boobies". I say breasts or chest when I am speaking with people that I don't know well. Hmmmm...I am not as uptight as I sound. I swear! I am not GODDAMNIT! ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #24 July 31, 2003 Sleepy-time. I am getting up in 4 hours. Bye Arthur! ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiverbrian 0 #25 July 31, 2003 QuoteFedex can suck on my left nut me <----- FedEx Seriously tho, couldn't you just go to the station and pick it up? In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #24 July 31, 2003 Sleepy-time. I am getting up in 4 hours. Bye Arthur! ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #25 July 31, 2003 QuoteFedex can suck on my left nut me <----- FedEx Seriously tho, couldn't you just go to the station and pick it up? In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
