Remster 30 #1 August 1, 2003 Never had the intention of seing it, but I love te read really bad reviews... fromhttp://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/ArticleNews/TPStory/LAC/20030801/GIGLI01/TPEntertainment/Film --- This is not just ordinary bad in a Bad Boys II sort of way, but a hypnotic, black hole of a movie that sucks reputations, careers and goodwill down its vortex. Rarely has a movie that doesn't star Madonna achieved such a skin-crawling mixture of deluded preening and bungled humour. --- bawwwahhhaaaa!!!!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #2 August 1, 2003 Heard on a review this morning it wasn't worth seeing.~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivejersey 0 #3 August 1, 2003 yes that all very good and everything but does she get her norcs out? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 August 1, 2003 Ppppffffrrrttt!!!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #5 August 1, 2003 something that does look good, however, is this movie -- check out the trailer ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #6 August 1, 2003 Quotesomething that does look good, however, is this movie -- check out the trailer ! good.. in a get realy drunk before hand kinda way...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #7 August 1, 2003 Kevin, Go see The Whale Rider - WOW Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowflake 0 #8 August 1, 2003 Quotesomething that does look good, however, is this movie -- check out the trailer ! I'd rather light my head on fire and put it out with a sledgehammer than pay to see that movie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #9 August 1, 2003 QuoteRarely has a movie that doesn't star Madonna achieved such a skin-crawling mixture of deluded preening and bungled humour. Two words: Ish Tar Does Vegas let you bet on the Razzies? I think we have a sweep building here.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #10 August 1, 2003 Some one beat you to it fhyhi Quotehttp://www.rottentomatoes.com/click/movie-1124237/reviews.php?critic=columns&sortby=default&page=1&rid=1183190Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Biscuit 0 #11 August 1, 2003 QuoteQuoteRarely has a movie that doesn't star Madonna achieved such a skin-crawling mixture of deluded preening and bungled humour. Two words: Ish Tar You know... I always liked Ishtar.... ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildblue 7 #12 August 1, 2003 Quote"Gigli" makes "Hudson Hawk" look like a hiccup, "Ishtar" like a minor misstep. It’s the stuff "Mystery Science Theater 3000s" are made of. From http://www.accessatlanta.com/movies/content/shared/movies/gigli.html Let's do a quick recap: Atlanta Journal-Constitution Eleanor Ringel Gillespie - "So bad it verges on the legendary." Chicago Tribune Mark Caro - "...a movie that's less incompetent than bewildering." Cincinnati Enquirer Margaret A. McGurk - "And the dialogue - sweet, screaming Jehosephat, it's awful." filmcritic.com Sean O'Connell - "The results aren’t as dire as expected, but they remain far from entertaining." Los Angeles Times Manohla Dargis - "Nearly as unwatchable as it is unpronounceable..." New York Times A.O. Scott - "...hopelessly misconceived..."it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #13 August 1, 2003 The RottenTomatoes roundup rating is at 2%...... 2%..... man...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CrazyIvan 0 #14 August 1, 2003 Tatooine Times Admiral Akbar - "J.Lo & Afleck, they're not actors but the name of a dessert and a medication." Dropzone.com CrazyIvan - "Ppppppffffttttrrrpppp"__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dibochet 0 #15 August 2, 2003 Check out the "new ending" proposed by the viewing audience... http://www.theonion.com/onion3929/gigli_focus_groups.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tbrown 26 #16 August 2, 2003 I thought the title was pronounced "Jiggly", for J Lo, or maybe "Giggly" for the whole stupid plot idea. But I can't even pronounce the way you're supposed to say it - whatta gyp ! And NO, I haven't seen it, I'd rather spend the money on a beer & burger (adult happy meal). Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
wildblue 7 #12 August 1, 2003 Quote"Gigli" makes "Hudson Hawk" look like a hiccup, "Ishtar" like a minor misstep. It’s the stuff "Mystery Science Theater 3000s" are made of. From http://www.accessatlanta.com/movies/content/shared/movies/gigli.html Let's do a quick recap: Atlanta Journal-Constitution Eleanor Ringel Gillespie - "So bad it verges on the legendary." Chicago Tribune Mark Caro - "...a movie that's less incompetent than bewildering." Cincinnati Enquirer Margaret A. McGurk - "And the dialogue - sweet, screaming Jehosephat, it's awful." filmcritic.com Sean O'Connell - "The results aren’t as dire as expected, but they remain far from entertaining." Los Angeles Times Manohla Dargis - "Nearly as unwatchable as it is unpronounceable..." New York Times A.O. Scott - "...hopelessly misconceived..."it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #13 August 1, 2003 The RottenTomatoes roundup rating is at 2%...... 2%..... man...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #14 August 1, 2003 Tatooine Times Admiral Akbar - "J.Lo & Afleck, they're not actors but the name of a dessert and a medication." Dropzone.com CrazyIvan - "Ppppppffffttttrrrpppp"__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dibochet 0 #15 August 2, 2003 Check out the "new ending" proposed by the viewing audience... http://www.theonion.com/onion3929/gigli_focus_groups.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #16 August 2, 2003 I thought the title was pronounced "Jiggly", for J Lo, or maybe "Giggly" for the whole stupid plot idea. But I can't even pronounce the way you're supposed to say it - whatta gyp ! And NO, I haven't seen it, I'd rather spend the money on a beer & burger (adult happy meal). Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
