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Laurel

The Onion Dominatrix

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Maan i LOVE the onion, i read it religously every Tuesday night. (I'm getting mad at those new javascript popups though) I have too many favorites to begin posting though. I'll just post one:http://www.theonion.com/onion3622/clinton_week_off.html
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I started skydiving for the money and the chicks. Oh, wait.

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That was a good story, I didn't laugh so much as want to do a documentary on Dom's and their slaves.. I had to do somthin in college on domination, I used wolves and Palestine vs. Israel and some bondage slaves in a big photo montage... I want to do some of these nude scenery paintings with hotties as well. Gonna go recruiting next week and go to the cliffs...

BTW: Hi Laurel, how you Doin?!

Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

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LMFAO!!:D
This is the funniest DAMN thing I've ever read!!:D:D:o

I can't believe he had enough gull to complain in print. If he hates his sessions - he should seek out Mgmt....but not a reporter. And that picture...talk about "feeling like a worm"...He LOOKS like one enough!!!

Too funny - looks like I need to start reading this from now on!

Kahurangi e Mahearangi,
Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic

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Please understand that The Onion is satirical news - it's not real at all. Just funny kiddies in Wisconsin pretending like they are journalists making milk come out my nose and spewing Cheerios every week.
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