CrazyIvan 0 #51 July 30, 2003 I'd like a glass of Cabernet please.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #52 July 30, 2003 QuoteReally? Swoon. Did you know Hookitt likes to narrowly avoid bar fights? I know an unfortunate lot about violence. The willingness to commit it is the best deterrence. Look at my shutterfly site. This guy is a focused jumper and has a studied lack of fear. That generates respect in other men capable of violence that prevents the same. I am in full "snatch the pebbles from my hand, grasshopper, mode" Somebody stop me! HAHAR! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #53 July 30, 2003 Nah, I'm watching my p's and q's these days. The greenies know me enough to know that I was really just poking fun at myself. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #54 July 30, 2003 QuoteAnd mine to go eat MMMMM cookies dam it Deuce Oreos are the perfect food. Ladies and gentlemen, this thread has been hijacked and taken to the third world. Thank you and goodnight! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #55 July 30, 2003 QuoteLadies and gentlemen, this thread has been hijacked and taken to the third world. Yep...it's in Juarez with an "I stole your thread Gringo Beetches" sign on it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #56 July 30, 2003 Has anyone noticed how quiet Skydiverbrian has been since his last post on this thread? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diablopilot 2 #57 July 30, 2003 QuoteMy Car was nearly hijacked but I drove off. Dude, that wasn't a hijacking, I just wanted to clean your winshield. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diablopilot 2 #58 July 30, 2003 QuoteWell, I can still exercise the buttons on you tonight if you really want me to use them. *waiving hand in the air frantically* PLUH-ESE pick me!!!!---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Layton 0 #59 July 30, 2003 so what are ya? a closet flat flier?***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hookitt 1 #60 July 30, 2003 QuoteDude, that wasn't a hijacking, I just wanted to clean your winshield. Do not use a Black waterbottle with a long black nozzle. I thought that was you... -My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumprunner 0 #61 July 30, 2003 QuoteI think there was no ridicule on sexuality... A certain Moderator (*cough skymama cough*) was unhappy with the niener niener post and locked it up... Bummer that was a funny thread. AND one more post from another user and BAN!!! Ah well. Editing rights Belong to Moderators... Perhaps that right could have been excersized?? Just a thought I thought that post was halarious..... but enough of this, this is a sexual thread and I dont want to lose control again, as I commonly do when it comes to that particular topic... But I do want to leave this thread with one thing.......French Vanilla ice cream tastes awefully good!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SadSue 0 #62 July 30, 2003 I'm not a lesbian, BUTT maybe its cause I havent met the right woman yet! Hi Skymama! Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skycat 0 #63 July 30, 2003 QuoteFor someone who has survived an unfortunate banning, it's not really that bad. You actually get some work done. Not that I am encouraging anyone getting banned, or making light of it. Please greenies, have mercy on me. Just be happy you don't live with one.....he follows me around the house going "Come on let me ban you....I haven't gotten to ban anyone one yet, no one starts fights over rigging". Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hookitt 1 #64 July 30, 2003 Quote.he follows me around the house going "Come on let me ban you.... Are you sure he isn't saying BIND you?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #65 July 30, 2003 QuoteAre you sure he isn't saying BIND you? OK, now you're making me wish I had fashion sense. So we could go shopping of course. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TitaniumLegs 8 #66 July 30, 2003 Quote I've broken zero rules Since when has that mattered? (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites KawiZX900 0 #67 July 30, 2003 I was watching MTV's mix program where they "mix" songs together , and the mix that must have been done by R Kelly had Missy Elliot's song with the cute breakdancing kids mixed in with 40 seconds of Nelly's "hot in here(take off all your clothes)" and I just couldn't believe that theres these cute 8 & 10 year old kids dancing around lookin all fly with this take off all your clothes mix.....!!>??> How did that one make final cut? It was so freakin apparent that I said outloud to myself, wow! the R Kelly mix.... You'd have to see it to know what I'm talking about.... but damn, bad judgement call on somebodies part.. and to answer your question.. If you're Bill Clinton, or Kobe Bryant it's everybodies buisness who your humpin. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites D22369 0 #68 July 30, 2003 I now have the image of Skymama in a vinyl outfit, holding a cat of 9 tails in her hand, ........and typing....... DAMN!!!!!..........now I got that image..... >>>>so much for sleeping<<<< RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LadySkyDIve 0 #69 July 30, 2003 Gee, I should stay on-line more at night. These posts get pretty interesting late night! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites D22369 0 #70 July 30, 2003 YESSSSSSS ...... they do..... some of us just got off work, and cannot resist the pull of DZ.com....... RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #71 July 30, 2003 QuoteJust be happy you don't live with one..... I've been trying to live with Skybytch, but that damn Sebazz already has her closet. And I'm not sharing it because his tevas stink. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #72 July 30, 2003 And another thing.... Quote"Come on let me ban you....I haven't gotten to ban anyone one yet, no one starts fights over rigging". Do him a favor, start a thread in gear and rigging (ofcourse use a fake username) and ask what type of rig is most stylish that would attract the most homosexuals and are still comfortable enough to perform sodomy while wearing. Then state that you would like to try one on and look at yourself in the mirror and smile for 20 minutes. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #73 July 30, 2003 QuoteI now have the image of Skymama in a vinyl outfit, holding a cat of 9 tails in her hand, ........and typing....... I'm such an innocent little thing , I actually had to do a goole search to find out what a "cat of 9 tails" is. I found martini glasses and this. Since it was Clay who made the original post, I'm going with the rope. It looks pretty interesting and it could come in handy somday....I could get the video and learn how to make it....every girl needs a new hobby now and then....now I think I'll go google vinyl outfits to see what I can come up with. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bwilling 0 #74 July 30, 2003 QuoteI haven't gotten to ban anyone one yet, no one starts fights over rigging ROFLMAO! I could go start some shit about Bruno's 55sf canopy if you wanted me too... I saw it at Skyfest, and it's about the same size as the slider on my big Spectre! too funny! "If all you ever do is all you ever did, then all you'll ever get is all you ever got." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #75 July 30, 2003 Quotenow I think I'll go google vinyl outfits to see what I can come up with. Andrea Dear.....( putting on not so innocent hat) Go with the black leather.... they like that far better. Jumpsuit When I lose a little more weight... I think I need one for.. uh.. SPEED Skydiving.. yeah thats my story and I am sticking to it. 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freeflir29 0 #55 July 30, 2003 QuoteLadies and gentlemen, this thread has been hijacked and taken to the third world. Yep...it's in Juarez with an "I stole your thread Gringo Beetches" sign on it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #56 July 30, 2003 Has anyone noticed how quiet Skydiverbrian has been since his last post on this thread? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #57 July 30, 2003 QuoteMy Car was nearly hijacked but I drove off. Dude, that wasn't a hijacking, I just wanted to clean your winshield. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #58 July 30, 2003 QuoteWell, I can still exercise the buttons on you tonight if you really want me to use them. *waiving hand in the air frantically* PLUH-ESE pick me!!!!---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Layton 0 #59 July 30, 2003 so what are ya? a closet flat flier?***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #60 July 30, 2003 QuoteDude, that wasn't a hijacking, I just wanted to clean your winshield. Do not use a Black waterbottle with a long black nozzle. I thought that was you... -My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #61 July 30, 2003 QuoteI think there was no ridicule on sexuality... A certain Moderator (*cough skymama cough*) was unhappy with the niener niener post and locked it up... Bummer that was a funny thread. AND one more post from another user and BAN!!! Ah well. Editing rights Belong to Moderators... Perhaps that right could have been excersized?? Just a thought I thought that post was halarious..... but enough of this, this is a sexual thread and I dont want to lose control again, as I commonly do when it comes to that particular topic... But I do want to leave this thread with one thing.......French Vanilla ice cream tastes awefully good!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SadSue 0 #62 July 30, 2003 I'm not a lesbian, BUTT maybe its cause I havent met the right woman yet! Hi Skymama! Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skycat 0 #63 July 30, 2003 QuoteFor someone who has survived an unfortunate banning, it's not really that bad. You actually get some work done. Not that I am encouraging anyone getting banned, or making light of it. Please greenies, have mercy on me. Just be happy you don't live with one.....he follows me around the house going "Come on let me ban you....I haven't gotten to ban anyone one yet, no one starts fights over rigging". Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hookitt 1 #64 July 30, 2003 Quote.he follows me around the house going "Come on let me ban you.... Are you sure he isn't saying BIND you?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #65 July 30, 2003 QuoteAre you sure he isn't saying BIND you? OK, now you're making me wish I had fashion sense. So we could go shopping of course. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TitaniumLegs 8 #66 July 30, 2003 Quote I've broken zero rules Since when has that mattered? (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites KawiZX900 0 #67 July 30, 2003 I was watching MTV's mix program where they "mix" songs together , and the mix that must have been done by R Kelly had Missy Elliot's song with the cute breakdancing kids mixed in with 40 seconds of Nelly's "hot in here(take off all your clothes)" and I just couldn't believe that theres these cute 8 & 10 year old kids dancing around lookin all fly with this take off all your clothes mix.....!!>??> How did that one make final cut? It was so freakin apparent that I said outloud to myself, wow! the R Kelly mix.... You'd have to see it to know what I'm talking about.... but damn, bad judgement call on somebodies part.. and to answer your question.. If you're Bill Clinton, or Kobe Bryant it's everybodies buisness who your humpin. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites D22369 0 #68 July 30, 2003 I now have the image of Skymama in a vinyl outfit, holding a cat of 9 tails in her hand, ........and typing....... DAMN!!!!!..........now I got that image..... >>>>so much for sleeping<<<< RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LadySkyDIve 0 #69 July 30, 2003 Gee, I should stay on-line more at night. These posts get pretty interesting late night! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites D22369 0 #70 July 30, 2003 YESSSSSSS ...... they do..... some of us just got off work, and cannot resist the pull of DZ.com....... RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #71 July 30, 2003 QuoteJust be happy you don't live with one..... I've been trying to live with Skybytch, but that damn Sebazz already has her closet. And I'm not sharing it because his tevas stink. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #72 July 30, 2003 And another thing.... Quote"Come on let me ban you....I haven't gotten to ban anyone one yet, no one starts fights over rigging". Do him a favor, start a thread in gear and rigging (ofcourse use a fake username) and ask what type of rig is most stylish that would attract the most homosexuals and are still comfortable enough to perform sodomy while wearing. Then state that you would like to try one on and look at yourself in the mirror and smile for 20 minutes. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #73 July 30, 2003 QuoteI now have the image of Skymama in a vinyl outfit, holding a cat of 9 tails in her hand, ........and typing....... I'm such an innocent little thing , I actually had to do a goole search to find out what a "cat of 9 tails" is. I found martini glasses and this. Since it was Clay who made the original post, I'm going with the rope. It looks pretty interesting and it could come in handy somday....I could get the video and learn how to make it....every girl needs a new hobby now and then....now I think I'll go google vinyl outfits to see what I can come up with. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bwilling 0 #74 July 30, 2003 QuoteI haven't gotten to ban anyone one yet, no one starts fights over rigging ROFLMAO! I could go start some shit about Bruno's 55sf canopy if you wanted me too... I saw it at Skyfest, and it's about the same size as the slider on my big Spectre! too funny! "If all you ever do is all you ever did, then all you'll ever get is all you ever got." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #75 July 30, 2003 Quotenow I think I'll go google vinyl outfits to see what I can come up with. Andrea Dear.....( putting on not so innocent hat) Go with the black leather.... they like that far better. Jumpsuit When I lose a little more weight... I think I need one for.. uh.. SPEED Skydiving.. yeah thats my story and I am sticking to it. 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SadSue 0 #62 July 30, 2003 I'm not a lesbian, BUTT maybe its cause I havent met the right woman yet! Hi Skymama! Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #63 July 30, 2003 QuoteFor someone who has survived an unfortunate banning, it's not really that bad. You actually get some work done. Not that I am encouraging anyone getting banned, or making light of it. Please greenies, have mercy on me. Just be happy you don't live with one.....he follows me around the house going "Come on let me ban you....I haven't gotten to ban anyone one yet, no one starts fights over rigging". Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #64 July 30, 2003 Quote.he follows me around the house going "Come on let me ban you.... Are you sure he isn't saying BIND you?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #65 July 30, 2003 QuoteAre you sure he isn't saying BIND you? OK, now you're making me wish I had fashion sense. So we could go shopping of course. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #66 July 30, 2003 Quote I've broken zero rules Since when has that mattered? (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #67 July 30, 2003 I was watching MTV's mix program where they "mix" songs together , and the mix that must have been done by R Kelly had Missy Elliot's song with the cute breakdancing kids mixed in with 40 seconds of Nelly's "hot in here(take off all your clothes)" and I just couldn't believe that theres these cute 8 & 10 year old kids dancing around lookin all fly with this take off all your clothes mix.....!!>??> How did that one make final cut? It was so freakin apparent that I said outloud to myself, wow! the R Kelly mix.... You'd have to see it to know what I'm talking about.... but damn, bad judgement call on somebodies part.. and to answer your question.. If you're Bill Clinton, or Kobe Bryant it's everybodies buisness who your humpin. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #68 July 30, 2003 I now have the image of Skymama in a vinyl outfit, holding a cat of 9 tails in her hand, ........and typing....... DAMN!!!!!..........now I got that image..... >>>>so much for sleeping<<<< RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadySkyDIve 0 #69 July 30, 2003 Gee, I should stay on-line more at night. These posts get pretty interesting late night! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #70 July 30, 2003 YESSSSSSS ...... they do..... some of us just got off work, and cannot resist the pull of DZ.com....... RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #71 July 30, 2003 QuoteJust be happy you don't live with one..... I've been trying to live with Skybytch, but that damn Sebazz already has her closet. And I'm not sharing it because his tevas stink. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #72 July 30, 2003 And another thing.... Quote"Come on let me ban you....I haven't gotten to ban anyone one yet, no one starts fights over rigging". Do him a favor, start a thread in gear and rigging (ofcourse use a fake username) and ask what type of rig is most stylish that would attract the most homosexuals and are still comfortable enough to perform sodomy while wearing. Then state that you would like to try one on and look at yourself in the mirror and smile for 20 minutes. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #73 July 30, 2003 QuoteI now have the image of Skymama in a vinyl outfit, holding a cat of 9 tails in her hand, ........and typing....... I'm such an innocent little thing , I actually had to do a goole search to find out what a "cat of 9 tails" is. I found martini glasses and this. Since it was Clay who made the original post, I'm going with the rope. It looks pretty interesting and it could come in handy somday....I could get the video and learn how to make it....every girl needs a new hobby now and then....now I think I'll go google vinyl outfits to see what I can come up with. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bwilling 0 #74 July 30, 2003 QuoteI haven't gotten to ban anyone one yet, no one starts fights over rigging ROFLMAO! I could go start some shit about Bruno's 55sf canopy if you wanted me too... I saw it at Skyfest, and it's about the same size as the slider on my big Spectre! too funny! "If all you ever do is all you ever did, then all you'll ever get is all you ever got." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #75 July 30, 2003 Quotenow I think I'll go google vinyl outfits to see what I can come up with. Andrea Dear.....( putting on not so innocent hat) Go with the black leather.... they like that far better. Jumpsuit When I lose a little more weight... I think I need one for.. uh.. SPEED Skydiving.. yeah thats my story and I am sticking to it. Amazon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
