thethinker 0 #1 July 28, 2003 Okay...now I know wut your thinking. Its a thinker thread.....im not even gonna bother, BUT, I figure since things are kinda down right now...I'd do my best to maybe "squeeze" in a little humor and maybe lighten things up. I was just curious wut everyone refers to the male anatomy as. The reason why...is I find the word "cock" extremely gross. Not only is it gross...its an ANIMAL. One of my friends says it all the time, and I keep trying to tell her thats a rooster. I mean ladies, when your in the heat of the moment...(or guys for that matter I guess) and if you talk dirty, what do you generally say? I personally would never call my "johnson" a meat missle. Its just gross. I know there are tons of other synonyms, but i thought these would be the most popular. Have fun with it! We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoby 0 #2 July 28, 2003 What about schlong or wang or dong or sausage or john thomas or jimmie or johnson or wiener? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #3 July 28, 2003 What about schlong or wang or dong or sausage or john thomas or jimmie or johnson or wiener?*** Yes yes, as i said there are tons of other words....but i found those to be the most popular. I for one would never say mmm baby, take my sausage....thats just WRONG. I did forget wiener however......way to use ur 3rd eye! We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #4 July 28, 2003 mr willy (please free my willy) . . .Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #5 July 28, 2003 Quotemr willy (please free my willy) . . . I thought it was " Willy ever grow?" It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #6 July 28, 2003 Willy, the One Eye'd Wonder Worm. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #7 July 28, 2003 "What's for dinner tonight, dear?", she asked. "How about some One-Eyed Trouser Trout, M'love?", he replied. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #8 July 28, 2003 Now I know the issue is very contravercial however, heres how we can settle the discussion once and for all. I am going to enclose the definitions of some of these terms. We'll start with Cock. Cock- The Cock (Cah-ck) A male rooster (websters dictionary, 250) Now there are other forms of cock. You have cock blocking, cock-a-doodle dooling, you even have cock fighting. Now ironically enuff this isn't talking about two men jousting with their penises but it is an activity that takes place in indonesia, china, thailand just to mention a few. Now for the definition of Dick: Dick-The Dick (Di-ck) is that part of a male's body used for urinating and in sexual activity. (websters dictionary, 425) Now it is common sense that the dick is a slang word used for Penis, and Cock is ALSO a slang term for penis. However, the Cock, can mean an entirely different thing. And its an animal with a beak! A dick can mean nothing more than a referance to the male anatomy. There is a dicky, which is on a boat, but we all know wut the word dick is most comon referred to. There are other terms such as: meat missle, dong, doodle, spear, one eyed snake, dangly bit, COCK, jerk stick, percy, todger, and many others I think that you can see that it is a MUST that when referring to the penis, that we say Dick, and leave the "roosters out of this". Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #9 July 28, 2003 hahahahhhhahaahaahahahaha classsssssic I can't believe out of 171 people.....only 22 voted......i mean wot do yis call it....pee pee or something, LETS GO FOLKS! We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MC208B 0 #10 July 28, 2003 how about the purple helemeted warrior?!? Sue. do you come up to PDX? If so. stop by and be mean to me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #11 July 28, 2003 I do yeah, Maybe I'll do that MC, I should get up there in August sometime Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #12 July 28, 2003 well i voted and also i'd like to throw my two cents in also... as for "cock" well i "knew" this girl that just loved this word when in the moment..... i find nothing wrong with it.. and her telling me that "it felt so good to slide down my cock" might also have a part in this... call it what ya will..... but ladies, just call me!!!!! ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #13 July 28, 2003 Cockasaurus. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #14 July 28, 2003 QuoteCockasaurus how cute, mujie has a new pet name for me....... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #15 July 28, 2003 Hey, I've SAID Rob was a gifted human being....ummm sorry wingy.... Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #16 July 28, 2003 Quote"knew" this girl that just loved this word when in the moment Ye know, my ex actually told me....that she thinks the word cock makes it sound bigger....but she always said i had a dick...wot do you think that means? haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattyBoy 0 #17 July 28, 2003 Fred I may be gullible but at least I have a magic fish Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #18 July 28, 2003 QuoteOkay...now I know wut your thinking. Its a thinker thread.....im not even gonna bother, BUT, I figure since things are kinda down right now...I'd do my best to maybe "squeeze" in a little humor and maybe lighten things up. I was just curious wut everyone refers to the male anatomy as. The reason why...is I find the word "cock" extremely gross. Not only is it gross...its an ANIMAL. One of my friends says it all the time, and I keep trying to tell her thats a rooster. I mean ladies, when your in the heat of the moment...(or guys for that matter I guess) and if you talk dirty, what do you generally say? I personally would never call my "johnson" a meat missle. Its just gross. I know there are tons of other synonyms, but i thought these would be the most popular. Have fun with it! It's also ve3ry culturally specific, here in Oz we have other names for it, although dick would be one of the most often used. how's Tossle, One eyed trouser snake,BLue veined cigar, etc...You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #19 July 28, 2003 or prick... in switzerland we also use clé (key) in sentences like : elle t'a sucé la clé ?? (did she suck your key ?? )---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 28 #20 July 28, 2003 QuoteQuote ??? Blue veined cigar makes me think of that u.s. presidents secretary huh? to stick to the english language: i think that one eyed trouser snake is great – not only because of monty python singing a song about it shlong sound also great (sic!) what i'm missing though is the distinction between limp & erect The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Dumpster 0 #21 July 28, 2003 The Heat-Seeking Moisture Missle! Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites txblondie 0 #22 July 28, 2003 Haven't you ever read any romance novels? It's usually referred to as his "manhood"... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DYEVOUT 0 #23 July 28, 2003 What about the "Purple-Headed Mayonaise-Launcher", or the "Gob-Spurtin' Pulsating Marauder" ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dzdiva 7 #24 July 28, 2003 LMFAO!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites txblondie 0 #25 July 28, 2003 I always heard "purple headed yogurt slinger" so that's a new one on me!!! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Dumpster 0 #21 July 28, 2003 The Heat-Seeking Moisture Missle! Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #22 July 28, 2003 Haven't you ever read any romance novels? It's usually referred to as his "manhood"... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #23 July 28, 2003 What about the "Purple-Headed Mayonaise-Launcher", or the "Gob-Spurtin' Pulsating Marauder" ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #24 July 28, 2003 LMFAO!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #25 July 28, 2003 I always heard "purple headed yogurt slinger" so that's a new one on me!!! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
