On homosexuality . . .

[diablopilot 2]

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Two gays walk into a bar.... which is kind of odd because you'd think the second one would have seen it.

Didja' hear about the dyslexic gay guy who walked into a bra?

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[sunshine 2]

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No no......I think gay guys are great too.

And they like to go shoe shopping.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[skydiverbrian 0]

This thread has pretty quickly turned into the "flirt shamelessly with keith" thread. I'm jealous.

In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal

[Zennie 0]

This is a gay joke thread so he needs to at least be a gay dyslexic.

Q: Did you hear about the gay, dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?
A: He lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.

**Bada Boom! Bada BING!**

Thank you! Thank you! You guys are a great audience!

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

[BlueEyedMonster 0]

Yeah, everyone should flirt with skydiverbrian... After his loss, he needs to feel the love.

[dgskydive 0]

So what is the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!

Dom

[Keith 0]

Hey, I saw a picture of you looking pretty hot standing in your gear in a hanger, I believe. Then you posted about your motorcyle. I started getting the vapors

Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

[Keith 0]

Geez, give some one a compliment and the thread comes to a screaching hault. You all have me in tears from lauging so hard. Keep it Up (no pun intended, OK so I did mean it

Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

[Jessica 0]

What do lesbians bring on a second date?

A U-Haul.

What do gay men bring on a second date?

What second date?

Skydiving is for cool people only

[BlueEyedMonster 0]

dammit, I'm a lesbian!

[freeflyz 0]

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Geez, give some one a compliment and the thread comes to a screaching hault. You all have me in tears from lauging so hard. Keep it Up (no pun intended, OK so I did mean it

We just thought you fellas wanted to be alone that's all!!!!

[JohnnyD 0]

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[JohnnyD 0]

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So what is the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!

Diet Pepsi out the nose. The girl who cleans the office at night must really wonder about my keyboard......

[hookitt 1]

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This thread has pretty quickly turned into the "flirt shamelessly with keith" thread. I'm jealous.

Ya know... I'm just not there, I'll give it a shot though...

*Ahem*.... Keith.. How you doin.??

Nope, doesn't quite work for me

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[Jessica 0]

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*Ahem*.... Keith.. How you doin.??

Skydiving is for cool people only

[Keith 0]

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*Ahem*.... Keith.. How you doin.??

Nope, doesn't quite work for me

But, but, you havn't seen me in my Susie Wong dress

Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

[DJL 235]

Then you need to talk to my homosexual roommate. Apparently he has no idea that he's supposed to be a fun individual. I've met few other people who wallow in self-pity more than he does.

So, any Washington D.C. queers who could cheer him up? Louisa people, no, my "gay roommate" is not my alter-ego.

PEACE,

"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

[freeflyz 0]

But, but, you havn't seen me in my Susie Wong dress

[BlueEyedMonster 0]

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Diet Pepsi out the nose. The girl who cleans the office at night must really wonder about my keyboard......

ha ha ha Diet soda is not sticky... so thats not the stuff on your keyboard that the cleaning lady is wondering about. Did the jokes get ya a little excited?

[hookitt 1]

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But, but, you havn't seen me in my Susie Wong dress

Speaking of clothes, and the new TV program, Gay Eye For the Straight guy....

I SO want to go shopping with you

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[turtlespeed 226]

Susi Wong ...?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[turtlespeed 226]

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But, but, you havn't seen me in my Susie Wong dress

Speaking of clothes, and the new TV program, Gay Eye For the Straight guy....

I SO want to go shopping with you

shopping...?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[BlueEyedMonster 0]

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shopping...?

Yeah.... what's that?

[skydiverbrian 0]

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looking pretty hot standing in your gear

Aw, shucks. That old thing?

In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal

[Jessica 0]

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I SO want to go shopping with you

Me too! I'm a Margaret Cho-style fag hag. Keith, let's go out and get wasted and ogle men.

Skydiving is for cool people only