Sexual Fantasies

[Shark 0]

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OK everybody get this. I hate this dude with an extreme passion, and he wants me to come pick him up at the DZ.

Don't let the greenies see this post.
Hey, I don't drive so you'll have to pick me up.
Besides, the water isn't warm enough.

Can't we just be friends?? I don't hate you...

[billvon 3,078]

>Oh, I've never thought about a chicken. Unless it's the dinner/romance part of the fantasy.

Geez, Michele, you don't _eat_ the chicken . . .

[Kris 0]

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Geez, Michele, you don't _eat_ the chicken . . .

Which brings us to that age-old truism:

Q: What is the difference between kinky & perverted?

A: Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

[billvon 3,078]

>I am your worst nightmare.

One that won't be posting here for a while.

[Schroeder 0]

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One that won't be posting here for a while.

meh, I tried.

[VectorBoy 0]

Jump runner your thread has been effectivly highjacked. Its now about jello, chickens, dremel tools and virgin child custody battles.
Back when you were picking on people who really do skydive it wasn't too cool.
Sharky is a very nice guy, many hundreds of jumps, ratings and experiences across several skydiving disciplines.
Michele despite being her very own worst critic actually is a very good jumper. This is the assesment of anybody who has jumped with her that is in a position to quantify ability vs jump numbers. You could say she represents the more cautious of this .com community.
I don't want to hear about surf nazi challenges. What I do want to hear about is when you actually stick your face in a nice tight strangers ass and so do all my dz.com pervert friends.

[Michele 1]

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Geez, Michele, you don't _eat_ the chicken . . .

Um, well....huh.

You learn something new everyday.

Wow.

Oh my.

Ciels-
Michele

~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

[MC208B 0]

mental note to self......chicken with Michelle.......Actually, I was thinking of having the chicken as a prop for kinkthen we can have dinner

[happythoughts 0]

Ya know...this reminds me of the time I went to the hockey game with some buddies. Great seats. Right on the blue line. (I don't know much about hockey, but it was fun.)

The girl who was with us got to talking with a girl in the row behind. They were wearing those outfits that you weren't sure if they were inside and trying to get out, or outside trying to get in.

Anyway, they had a camera on one of those radio controlled mini blimps inside the arena. It would project onto the big screens over the center of the rink. The girls thought they were going to be on national tv and got up and started dancing in an attention-getting manner.

My buddy was turned around watching them dance when the only goal of the night on our end was scored. This thread is kind of like that. I go have dinner, come back, and I've missed all the excitement.

[MC208B 0]

Yeah Billvon!!!! Geez, we might even be friends someday

[MC208B 0]

[Michele 1]

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then we can have dinner [Smile] [Smile] [Smile]

Only with pudding for dessert - with lots of whipped cream...

(I keep waiting for someone to pm me about how to, ah, have a chicken but not eat it - but no-one has yet....)

Ciels-
Michele

~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

[Kris 0]

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(I keep waiting for someone to pm me about how to, ah, have a chicken but not eat it - but no-one has yet....)

Sometimes, only a live demonstration will do. This is one of those times.

Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

[ChasingBlueSky 0]

Home alone? Damn Brian - when I talked to you yesterday you still had a guy. Cutaway?

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you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me....
I WILL fly again.....

[robskydiv 0]

Time to call in the ARTY and blow this thread up.

[freeflir29 0]

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The first is Cazadora's t-shirt that was cut off of her at the convention by Scotty Carbone

And snagged by me!!! I wsa wondering where that thing had gotten to these days.

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I want my child-support money!".

I don't even know that slut!!! I didn't do nothin! We just cuddled....I swear!!!

[Muenkel 0]

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>I am your worst nightmare.

One that won't be posting here for a while.

Bill, you're so smooth with that. I'm impressed.

You're a compassionate executioner.

Chris

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Chris

[Snowwhite 0]

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Sorry guys, but my nice little dremel tool has all those cool attachments, a nice LONG extending handle, and MAN the VARIETY of speed is incredible....

Yes that little dremel turns very...... very fast, I love mine. Its just no good for BIG work.
Hey you are a naughty girl aren't you? Come on you can tell me I won't say a .....

[blewaway5 0]

Haven't read it all yet, but damn, I'm starting to smell a lock so i thought I'd get in here.

Truman Sparks for President

[diablopilot 2]

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All I know is that Kris added me to the drunk dial list and only ONE person has called me......I'm bitter

Kris, send me that list!

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

I've talked a student down to a perfect landing, only to find out it wasn't my student!

ROFLMAO! That is sooo funny, Shark...you crack me up!

Jeez, this thread is so ...

[Muenkel 0]

The only good that has come from this thread is that my son and I have become closer and are now communicating better.
Chris

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Chris

[Viking 0]

Ya and Ivan hasn't come after me yet.

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[Muenkel 0]

Be careful, because he's Crazy.

But I know you can take him.

Chris

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Chris

[Viking 0]

ya you tought me well.

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin