sinker 0 #176 July 26, 2003 there are MANY good things that came out of this thread Chris, don't be so narrow minded!!! Stylin is banned (but hey, so are you!, just kiddin man, don't hate me!) Michele is learning that poultry has many uses and will serve as a useful Princess Leia (sp?) in a diversion with Obi Wan, should he move on the virgin boy (but isn't he NOT a virgin anymore?) Kris is the funniest messican I know. MissKriss blushes when people say pussy. PUSSY! (And she's also slow... didn't know it was stylin... sheesh! Um, I didn't know right away either, so... PUSSY!) And many many more!!! I"m just sorry I missed the whole damn thing! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #177 July 26, 2003 Quote Stylin is banned (but hey, so are you!, just kiddin man, don't hate me!) The boy has been banned so many times that I swear the Greenies and HH probably have a single, customized "Ban Jumprunner/Stylin'" button they can hit to save time. Quote Michele is learning that poultry has many uses and will serve as a useful Princess Leia (sp?) in a diversion with Obi Wan, should he move on the virgin boy (but isn't he NOT a virgin anymore?) Mmmmm.....Princess Leia. I wonder what it'll take to talk her into donning the gold bikini and reenacting that famous scene with me...minus the strangulation, of course. Quote Kris is the funniest messican I know. Damn right! And don't you ever forget that, whitey! Quote MissKriss blushes when people say pussy. PUSSY! Oh. My. *makes note to remember to use that word on her if I ever meet her*Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #178 July 26, 2003 so Jumprunner is Stylin huh? He told me he wasn't a fashion victim. Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #179 July 26, 2003 Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #180 July 28, 2003 Quote Quote Stylin is banned (but hey, so are you!, just kiddin man, don't hate me!) The boy has been banned so many times that I swear the Greenies and HH probably have a single, customized "Ban Jumprunner/Stylin'" button they can hit to save time. LOL, now thats funny Nope, its just the "Ban Stylin" button and they only have occasion to use it every other week now....not like the 'old days' when I used to post in the womens' forum. I lost count of how many times Ive been banned now but I think Im on my way to setting a world record.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #181 July 28, 2003 Quote Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Tasty!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #182 July 28, 2003 Aren't you the one that said something about giving some girl head and then wondering why a guy was there? Or was the girl really a she-man? I'm confused. Or was this some homo-erotic fantasy where you 'accidentally' put the wrong thing in your mouth?it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #183 July 28, 2003 Quote so Jumprunner is Stylin huh? He told me he wasn't a fashion victim. I never really considered surfing apparel a fashion, kind of on the same level as street gang attire or punk, or in my terms, the "corporate misfit look" I mean, what do you expect from someone who's idea of sex is to be strapped down to the bed posts hands and feet while getting slapped on the bare ass with a wet leather strap by a blonde wearing high heeled leather boots who's ass tastes like French Vanilla ice cream? And then there's the one about the four leaf clover....but thats another story. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #184 July 28, 2003 Quote Aren't you the one that said something about giving some girl head and then wondering why a guy was there? Or was the girl really a she-man? I'm confused. Or was this some homo-erotic fantasy where you 'accidentally' put the wrong thing in your mouth? When she's but naked under a short skirt, bending over, theres no mistake about what gender she is. And youll never see me put the wrong thing in my mouth! homo-erotic? Not likely since Im already homo-phobic. Lets try: hetro-erotic...that should end the confusion Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #185 July 28, 2003 Well at least you're honest about your personal deficiencies ... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #186 July 28, 2003 I'm actually still confused. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #187 July 28, 2003 Quote Well at least you're honest about your personal deficiencies ... My deficiencies are never personal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #188 July 28, 2003 Quote I'm actually still confused. Okay, lets review this. The woman was there with a guy, probably her friend from work, she wasnt wearing any underwear and I wanted to give her head. Now whats so confusing about that? I like giving women head. Also like 69s. Now if youre still confused, we can go into extreme detail. And you know how I am when I go into detail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #189 July 29, 2003 That's OK, I prefer to remain confused. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyPsycho 0 #190 July 29, 2003 Quote Quote I'm actually still confused. Okay, lets review this. The woman was there with a guy, probably her friend from work, she wasnt wearing any underwear and I wanted to give her head. Now whats so confusing about that? I like giving women head. Also like 69s. Now if youre still confused, we can go into extreme detail. And you know how I am when I go into detail. but arent u the dood that ran away from the chicks????????confused, ill agree with that....... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #191 July 29, 2003 Quote That's OK, I prefer to remain confused. Wise decision Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #192 July 29, 2003 Okay, lets review this. The woman was there with a guy, probably her friend from work, she wasnt wearing any underwear and I wanted to give her head. Now whats so confusing about that? I like giving women head. Also like 69s. I guess I am the only one here who knows "working girls" do not wear underwear and she was actually advertising.........The guy was either her pimp or a John. REALLY. "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #193 July 29, 2003 Quote Quote Quote I'm actually still confused. Okay, lets review this. The woman was there with a guy, probably her friend from work, she wasnt wearing any underwear and I wanted to give her head. Now whats so confusing about that? I like giving women head. Also like 69s. Now if youre still confused, we can go into extreme detail. And you know how I am when I go into detail. but arent u the dood that ran away from the chicks????????confused, ill agree with that....... The Beatles also used to run away from dropdead beautiful chicks. They get awefully brave when theyre in large groups. Started to spin the skateboard around when one of them was shouting "hey sexy come here", but then saw the entire group of them comming out onto the boardwalk...you gotta be crazy to stick around for that. They looked pretty hungry. And if youre thinking these chicks in Cal, all theyre going to do is flirt around with you a little and get you turned on, Im afraid youre sadly mistaken. When they want to party, and theyre in large numbers, and youre wearing skimpy shit on the boardwalk and late at night, youre going to end up being the party. Get it now? A few chicks arent going to cross their boundries, a large number of them will. It all comes from a totally different perspective when youre the pursuee and no longer the pursuer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #194 July 29, 2003 Why did I find it necessary to read this entire thread? That took SO long!! Funny, tho! :D Btw, Jello is definitely a good thing.. . cherries and whipped cream go well with them, too;) Damn, I suppose I could'a saved a lot of $$ shopping at Home Depot. Angela . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #195 July 29, 2003 Quote Why did I find it necessary to read this entire thread? That took SO long!! Funny, tho! :D Btw, Jello is definitely a good thing.. . cherries and whipped cream go well with them, too;) Damn, I suppose I could'a saved a lot of $$ shopping at Home Depot. Angela . Strawberries!!!! OMG, dont get me started... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #196 July 29, 2003 ugh. why do I subject myself to reading this shit? Is it the whole "I'm bad I should be punished" Catholic guilt thing? -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #197 July 29, 2003 Quote ugh. why do I subject myself to reading this shit? Is it the whole "I'm bad I should be punished" Catholic guilt thing? Umm, because youre whorney and youre getting off on it? Or worse, maybe youre as perverted as I am! Welcome to the jungle... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #198 July 29, 2003 you MUST be joking... you're "fantasies" don't make me "get off" dude... they make me feel pity for you... -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #199 July 29, 2003 Hehehe. It's funny 'cause it's sad. Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #200 July 29, 2003 Quote A few chicks arent going to cross their boundries, a large number of them will. It all comes from a totally different perspective when youre the pursuee and no longer the pursuer. Some how, just some how... I'm guessing you don't have to EVER worry about this happening to you"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
